Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 30/09/2026wasn't it just rando diesel thieves who eventually got let out on bail?? whats going on 020
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 30/09/2026highly recommend a scroll through the Latest photos of Indian Lounge, Kings Cross for what must be the world's most involved waiter www.google.com/maps/place/I... 001
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 29/09/2026trying to imagine a generational run of Q/MTV2 videos from back in the day. i'm thinking: Green Day - Basket Case Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly Maximo Park - My Velocity Ash - Burn Baby Burn Weezer - Buddy Holly Radiohead - Just Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps MCR - Welcome To The Black Parade Outkast - Hey Ya 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 28/09/2026hey man I just saw you posted pictures of that wedding i wasn't at before the bride and groom could share themselves first. totally ruined the entire thing for me. 000
Reposted by Richard CookRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Disdaining fortune with his brandished steel Which smoked with bloody execution, Like Valour’s minion carved out his passage Till he faced the slave, Which ne’er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him, Till he unseamed him from the nave to the chaps, And fixed his fucking head upon our battlements 1125322
Reposted by Richard CookKate Bevan @katebevan.com · 27/09/2026Why man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a fucking Colossus 3361
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 27/09/2026it's a very different thing. I view Threads as the more trashy, junk food experience whereas BlueSky is my daily staple. so yeah it can be fun depending on the way the algo is blowing that day 010
Reposted by Richard CookJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 27/09/2026Exit, pursued by a fucking bear 1312711
Reposted by Richard CookMark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads. 541917162
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 25/09/2026TfL are like "Spotting a ticket inspector is easy. They look just like you!" but then never actually have any ticket inspectors? Literally never encountered one in the tube in my life. 100
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 24/09/2026If I was an AI company calling for stricter safety regulations, I would simply not also announce that we have invented a new way to rewrite human DNA 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 23/09/2026waiting five mins at the self checkout for the staff member to show up so I can buy a paracetamol 010
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 22/09/2026doctors don't say things like "your back is as crooked as a politician" anymore instead they just say "DOOR BROKEN DONT USE BUTTON PRESS OTHER BUTTON SICK NOTES ARE FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS" 000
Reposted by Richard CookPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine 03845607
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 16/09/2026if they did a peaky blinders remake with an all-pig cast (big if) would they call it Piggy Blinders or Porky Blinders? 100
Reposted by Richard CookJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received - and that consequently, this country is at war with Piddington. 591107196
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 15/09/2026no love for Mr Beast but dressing up as Garth Marenghi for the book photoshoot is a good bit 020
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 14/09/2026Due to industry cuts, comedy execs can no longer afford to commission punchlines. Instead, they 000
Reposted by Richard CookScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026George Fouracres is very good as Andy Burnham #SNLUK 1548
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 03/09/2026they should make an Edinburgh Fringe for people that have kids and it should be all people I like and it should be at my house 010
Reposted by Richard CookDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Will subscribe to any games website right now that pledges for the next 6 months to write 2 articles about indie games for every GTAVI article they publish. 1113229
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 26/08/2026Tim didn't die. He escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. 010
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 24/08/20269% of brits see new hanging baskets on their high street and think 'this place has gone to the dogs' 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 24/08/2026my gen z colleagues consistently say "what a throwback" to what I would consider extremely timely references 020
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 20/08/2026Imagine calling up the emergency services for something so petty they choose to release the recording to the national press as a public service announcement. I would die of embarrassment. 130
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 18/08/2026if you enjoyed Andy Burnham's BBQ phone alert, you'll LOVE this. I promise. 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 18/08/2026did anyone else get this product recall notice from Hisonic?!? foryourattention.substack.com/p/product-re...foryourattention.substack.comPRODUCT RECALL: Hisonic Toaster K8900 (2022 model)We are so, so sorry. 010
Reposted by Richard CookJules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️ 613366750
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 12/08/2026It's too late in the day for an eclipse. The sun was setting anyway. Corbyn must resign. 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 11/08/2026at least it'll briefly cool down during the eclipse, right? 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 11/08/2026is there a reason why Burnham can seemingly roll out non-stop crowd pleaser policies whereas Starmer did... basically nothing? 100
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 06/08/2026was there any particular reason that Blue Peter was nautically themed (ship logo, hornpipe theme song) despite having no maritime elements within the show itself 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 05/08/2026people say inside voice like i'm not hooting and hollering indoors too 000
