Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 23/09/2026waiting five mins at the self checkout for the staff member to show up so I can buy a paracetamol 010
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 15/09/2026no love for Mr Beast but dressing up as Garth Marenghi for the book photoshoot is a good bit 020
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 23/07/2026I think Andy Burnham would get more done if he wasn't also doing the sign language interpretation for the news 030
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 20/07/2026of course he goes and appoints himself "prime" minister. predictable. 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 11/07/2026keep taking until the course is finished... UNLESS YOU ARE 020
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 30/06/2026driving to work while all the money has gone on AI drones or whatever 131
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 29/06/2026appreciate the updated graphics but the first-person camera controls are a miss for me 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 22/06/2026made the only good thing ever with AI, an automatic alt text generator for the mac Quick Actions menu APPLE WHY NOT BUILD THIS YOURSELF 100
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 18/06/2026much funnier headline if you read crown jewels as a euphemism for testicles 010
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 10/06/2026you're a better man than I. attempting this made me quit stand-up entirely for a few years. 100
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 13/05/2026"so are you gonna resign or what" WES STREETING: Almost did, mate. Almost fucking did. 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 21/04/2026never forget the time newsnight edited corbyn's hat to make him look more Jamiroquai 030
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 15/04/2026i'm sorry but WHY THE HELL is my fav shoe brand turning into... *checks notes* .... an AI computing company?? 010
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 01/04/2026can any of y'all web nerds tell me if this code is actually doing anything 100
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 11/03/2026CLIENT: i'm not sure about this little butter guy don DON DRAPER: did I mention he plays a trombone? CLIENT: trombone? 010
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 26/11/2025lol at the boots checkout running an unactivated version of windows 010
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 18/11/2025always gonna be a rough day when DownDetector itself is down 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 21/10/2025impossible to happen in nature, of course, but fun for a moment just to pretend 000
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 01/09/2025if Trump hasn't been seen in public for a while it's because he's currently hanging out as the grandma in this kids book 020
Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 26/08/2025This was a thing up until 2017! Maybe this time around it won't have "very low engagement" again. 000
