Reposted by ContrailBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 844750921
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026he was an NHL goon which makes me think that he would also yell bang when he was punching dudes for a living 010
Reposted by ContrailTim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Niche grievance: Restaurants referring to “proteins” is anti-life and reduces food in its infinite variety to a macronutrient delivery vehicle and the person eating it to a macronutrient conversion mechanism 5919
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Digger bombing means that Tom Cruise is going to revalue what sells at the box office and will skydive with no parachute into an actual live volcano for Ethan Hunt's greatest adventure yet 010
Reposted by ContrailDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called. 57121791
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's me the guy that calls them Disney Orlando and Disney Anaheim 020
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can you imagine how nice the the doink biberty will make when i kick it straight into the upright at Ohio Stadium, commonly known as The Shoe, the home of The Ohio State University? 001
Reposted by Contrailmapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 03/10/2026red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night 6331115
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I listened to like 10 minutes of JJ Watt cracking Nantz up the other week and knew it was over for Romo. Jim was absolutely smitten 000
Reposted by ContrailUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 902298389
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"I'm looking to pursue a career as a kicker in the NFL" 060
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026saw this image on reddit and realized you can clock how long GTA6 has been in development with how old of a design that water bottle is. this is a 2018 water bottle 040
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026basketball needs to add another tournament that NBA teams can win so that someone can go for a treble like they do in English soccer. 020
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love to watch da baseball on the peacock app which has apparently activated cam rip mode and is slightly zoomed in. It's legit giving me vertigo 010
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh man we're getting so many poorly thought out and underengineered american EV's in 3 years 000
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026no, not particular to her at all, just look at ben shapiro trying to run a media company. these people are very stupid but they're also just bad managers 050
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I never understood the she's there to destroy it argument. I think it was more shake things up, change the tone, kick out some of the (perceived) wokies, but they didn't want the institution destroyed. But Bari was obviously way too clumsy to do that correctly 250
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You're telling me a bunch of people in Missouri elected a guy named Eric to the Senate? and you further want me to believe that he's a total fucking moron? 010
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yankees Red Sox playing a 3 game series to decide who gets stomped by the rays feels decadent in a doing naval battles in the Colosseum sort of way. Dying empire indicator 000
Reposted by Contrailspringfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 315731
Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Schmitts expression here is so funny. exactly the face someone makes in a movie when they think they have just beaten someone with facts and logic before it cuts to the next scene with them eating total shit. Christopher McDonald-ass face 020
Reposted by ContrailJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 422557578
