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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 5m
I need to start dressing my age I'm almost 40 what the fuck is this fit?
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 07/10/2026
there's such a specific form of engagement bait that's impossible to avoid rn where somebody posts "Guys. AI just recreated the sistine chapel. O. M. G." and then the subject just drifts away quietly into the ether before anyone can ask basic followup questions like "Does it look good"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/10/2026
downloaded the photoshop one and i'd like to report my biggest Nevermind of all time
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nozzles are so cheap I just buy them in bulk and replace them as soon as they start acting up
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sorry Jamie, but the autobots are gonna team up with the IDF
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same but it's the metal gear snake version
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love tuning into my favorite show: "expositional dialogue radio"
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People love incubating a new strain of turbo COVID and then immediately licking every doorknob in a 100 mile radius I swear to fucking god
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I solve this problem by having dozens of different tablet devices all with different incompatible pens. Pick up a stylus, Will it draw? Who knows!
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They shipped the wrong throttle body so I'm dead for another week
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's time for her to discover fitgirl
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so sorry. I remember how hard it was when mine passed away. You gave her a good life and took care of her the best you could and that's the most any pet can hope for.
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plagiarizing the gateway pundit is wild
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck am I secretly gen X?
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Daria and Jane's Awkward Hug
ALT: Daria and Jane's Awkward Hug
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can hear @hello-frankenstein.bsky.social playing the amelie theme on her piano in the other room and it officially feels like fall
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
p0221 code in the beetle so I'm firing the parts cannon and installing a new throttle body
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't call yourself a leftist if you don't read theory
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You see famous actor and comedian Seth McFarlane in line with you at Logan airport. He's looking at an airport map and appears lost. You: A) ask for an autograph, (turn to page 15) B) stop and give him directions (turn to page 132) C) ignore him (turn to page 33)
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My and my friend Ben Affleck say this to each other all the time when we're in line at Dunkin Donuts
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: My paenius horts Me if I were from Boston: My paenius horts wicked bad
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's so sick
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrong! A football helmet obviously
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love Syd Mead
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I appreciate the thoughtful and respectful reply. However I found this article to be fairly hagiographic, and in fact seems to be the exact article Chiang is responding to.
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting (a rust free subframe)
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
5 axis robot arm
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear Maine Democrats -- Here's your new commercial. You're welcome.
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Victoria you have the clout I bet you could get your jeep on one of their magnets
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Handing you your two week chip see you at the next meeting
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every family court judge in the county has a restraining order against this guy
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am once again recommending Ted Chiang's excellent essay "no, artificial intelligence is not conscious" archive.ph/tyN8M
archive.ph
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just go to a beach it's free they can't stop you
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ed Markey, while yes being one thousand years old, is very good on most issues, as well as a friendly likable person. Seth on the other hand was dogshit on most issues while also being an insufferable asshole.
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Human artist. Use one piece only to convince people to follow you.
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ban every single one of these apps and imprison their executives
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I only watch YouTube while jacking it
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bro keeps promising super intelligent AI will rise up against its creator I wish it'd hurry the fuck up!!
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seeing posts like this make me happy knowing sam bankman-fried is never getting a trump pardon
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is why every home needs a dedicated server/nas
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idk I cashed in all my good luck like a decade ago before every dating app was turned into the picture swiping rejection hell.
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hello everyone
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh hey
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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godspeed you! gay bowser @conqy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's such an easy thing to deflect on too. Just look your interviewer in the eye and ask "what do you think voters care about more? A trans girl two counties away playing softball? Or gas being $5/gallon". You don't have to play their stupid game!
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am going to become the Joker
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