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Complete Travisty

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Reluctant Texan Still on social media way too much

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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
50 First Dates for Tax Purposes
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
John Tucker Must Die for Tax Purposes
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think Corsicans are historically Anti-Catalan
History’s most famous Corsican: Napoleon
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Guess I’ll go and cancel my homeowners insurance since I’ve never had to replace my roof
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons in a phone booth saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have”
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would imagine any hypothetical future biopics of Sean Connery or Christopher Walken would run into a similar problem
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just saw a trailer for the Jimmy Stewart biopic and the problem with doing a Jimmy Stewart movie is that any attempt to talk like him sounds like you stuffed your mouth full of Kleenex and are doing a parody
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Digital illustration of the heroic goose from Untitled Goose Game. Goose is all white with orange feet and beak and everything is rendered in flat simple shapes. Goose is standing next to a stream with greenery and blue sky behind, proudly holding the coveted shiny bell in his beak. Handwritten lettering in the sky reads ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seven Havens is pretty good so far and definitely has more of that Avatar je ne sais quoi than the movie did. I especially like the creators branching out and shifting the most prominent inspirations from East Asia to South Asia
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need to think more aobut good Thoughts. Maybe I should get into chopping
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you, John Roberts
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA eat shit cowboys
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is fucking monstrous
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/10/2026
Literally all these dudes
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Accepted Unstable Herbs
Alt: Accepted GIF “I’m working with some very unstable herbs!”
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The extra arms are what makes him Spider-Man, duh
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s actually a dollar bill that doubles in size every day. Which I guess still crashes the global economy since you’ve flattened North America under a continent-sized dollar bill
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does…does she have her ears tied back in a ponytail?
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perhaps something was lost in translation? Please?
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John Cleese: My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels!
Alt: John Cleese: My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels!
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But only until it gets cold. Then they loses their effervescence. He’s not a barbarian
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a newspaper headline you find in a zombie game on a dust-covered desk as you're exploring the ruins of a suburb 20 years after a mutated plague strain killed 90% of the world population and turned another 9.9% into zombies
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loved how in Discovery they immediately pegged that Georgiou was sick because she was from both the past and an alternate universe because that was something they had seen before because someone from the Abrams movie-verse had visited
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least the Titans will continue to not be the worst team in the AFC south purely by dint of not having a division loss yet
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A digital illustration in a graphite style of my fluffy gray cat, Bear, with a sort of blank expression on his face. Behind the graphite drawing is a varied gradient of colors in his fur, grays, blues, purples, yellows, pink in the ears and yellow eyes. Across his impressive fluffy mane are hand lettered words in a block serif style reading 'Maybe It will happen today'
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talking like she didn’t buy the house BECAUSE of the ghosts
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Martin Luther would have reconciled himself to Rome if he had to work with these guys
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s a cliche in stories, especially SF, where someone will name something Project Icarus or Operation Prometheus or Goliath or something and then act shocked when it goes horribly wrong and I think what did you think was going to happen? Who would be stupid enough to name it that? And now I see
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Goofy Movie is better than The Avengers.
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brown paper bag with sign saying “Dead dove. Do not eat!” Edited to say “Passport. Do not steal!”
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tommy Westphall from St Elsewhere holding a snow globe that contains all of American TV canon since 1982
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gort, Klaatu barada nikto
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sexcommunicated
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s an Aggie joke somewhere in the timing of starting construction on a new meat building at a time when meat is becoming unaffordable
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Rising beef costs push a Top 50 Texas BBQ spot to pull brisket from its everyday menu
Butter's BBQ in Sinton pulls brisket from its daily menu as prices near $50/lb. Beef cheek steps in as the new star.
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so if I’m following the discourse right the greatest, most popular song in music history was recently released and I’m a bad person for missing that?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
our greatest climate president and none of you ingrates will give him credit for it
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’d think we didn’t just have a successful movie release at least partly on the basis of “the movie THEY don’t want you to see!”
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These recent commercial trying to sell meta glasses and ChatGPT as accessibility aids really piss me off
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no plot just vibes
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Goosetheband Kinky
Alt: Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr in Blazing Saddles saying “Kinky”
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The appearance of “bread” and “potatoes” on this list of imminent shortages is historically the background of collapse and revolution.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the words of Sun Tzu: “Wololo”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
"emma frost thinks miss piggy is the most magnificent creature alive" completely tracks actually, this is perfect
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