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🧊K8🗡️

@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
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loot goblin, yi city denizen, huge cat enthusiast

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1h
how much do you think it pays to be one of the guys lying on the mine cart wielding a tiny leaf blower
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 2h
bio with a target audience of literally nobody god bless
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 10h
as i'm like "damn i can't believe i didn't entirely process the implications between these two related scenes presented with some non-chronological bits in between" i'm dialled in to a meeting where my coworkers are admitting they don't know how to navigate an extremely simple ticket interface, so
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 11h
opened up e38 to refresh my memory on wtf happened between sl standing around watching xy heading off for groceries and then the post-grocery smackdown, somehow had completely forgot he chose a dramatic roof ambush setup instead of talking to his ex, but yeah that checks out
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 23h
a visitor from south of the border attempts to assimilate
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crozy baby,,,,,
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
relatedly my one blind cousin bestie is an auditory fit check champion who's memorized half my shoe collection and always calls out what i've got on and dispenses opinions based on the sound when we hang out, and it's fine to be told i look cute, but it's way more fun to be a Multisensory Experience
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a threesome to me
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was very brave when i first clocked the yellow sac spider twerking on the shampoo bottle, i was no longer brave when it fell off and started swirling around my toes in the shower
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don’t understand all the camera angle/focal length science occurring here but this is the same cat in the same pose
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
besties i still can't look at a fanta without thinking about sxx piss fic. i fear the association is permanent
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
experiencing Consequences (reflux) for my Actions (eating a succulent chinese meal)
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good evening to all my beloved mutuals posting about how there’s no such thing as machine-made clothing
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
committing daring acts of time theft (organizing my pantry, watering my plants, sniffing my candle hoard and throwing out all the ones that kind of suck)
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got one of these things partly so i can sit on my beautiful cushy rug and do whatever but also because my end table is not convenient to reach drinks from if i want to dissolve into my couch horizontal style but i don't want to replace it with a real coffee table
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
speaking of WHA, which i know nothing about, we gotta get that zine crew into cirque du soleil for their accomplishments in mental gymnastics
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even a terrible translation needs that human touch to be memorable.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do you ever not want to see the source material of a fandom-in-law not because you think it's not good or that you wouldn't enjoy it but because you want to preserve the sanctity of the vicarious experience of witnessing it only through the beautiful prism of your mutuals' minds
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me: "what if i feed every mii on this fuckass island" hours: elapse
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why would you name it this. negative SEO antics of a defunct publication.
"just. magazine," distinct from the just magazine that is about the law in canada, and also distinct from just 18 which is apparently about tight virgin pussy
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't seem to get past the first level in Super Mortal Kombat Bros. 2. Thank you again to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm going to run a theory of mind coaching session for online adults where the only assignment is to guess strangers' entire worldviews based solely off of their last 5 casual posts and then if anyone actually tries to do that i punch them in the solar plexus
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
things i meant to do: - put laundry away - make the bed - wrestle the liner back into the hamper things i did: - completed a transaction entirely in spanish on a taiwanese website for a book i hadn't known existed 10 minutes prior
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
today we are doing laundry and watching pyramid documentaries
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VOID 🔞ART CATCH UP. @v0idm0nster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Burnout's no joke kids
A cat on a space and sky background that says "sorry i havent finished a project in months, i have been at war with myself"
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m 5’8” and this beast can prod me in the hipbone with his back paws while he grabs my toes with his front ones
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
blind aunt’s cleaning lady that she employs due to being blind quit, so blind cousin’s volunteered for the task because she’s just got her cataracts done (and is still blind because they both have the same flavour of congenital blindness) send skeet
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wow character design in the wild
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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
deep-fried low effort fake ads that someone slapped together to take up space and amuse themselves and their colleagues knowing 90% of players don't care or notice are so much better than anything automated
cat foods minmo from silent hill 3
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i've never had much to do with children even when i was one and am never quite sure what to do with them but my parents' new neighbours are my age and have a 10 y/o who's cool as hell. yes we can sit on the floor and pet the super long cat and compare notes on the best fuzzy caterpillars.
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Untamed Every Seven Hours @hourlycql.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
#CQL #TheUntamed #XiaoXingchen #SongZichen / #SongLan
In Chang Manor, Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan stand near each other, about a foot apart, heads turned toward each other and gazes locked. Xinghen introduces Song Lan by beginning:

This is my friend
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i want it.......
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it me dj (taking comms) @weiwifis0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
moonlight for week 4 of #songxiaoseptember2026!!! a gentle glow happy midautumn!! let's enjoy the moon tonight #songxiao
A drawing of Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen holding hands. Song Lan is leaning in to kiss Xiao Xingchen, who turns his head coquettishly, allowing for Song Lan to kiss his ear. Song Lan is colored in dark blues, whereas Xiao Xingchen is glowing white. They are on a dark blue background, and there is a pale blue circle behind Xiao Xingchen's head predominantly, representing the moon.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spiritual successor located (bowen on the right, obviously. obviously.)
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lrp immediately thinking about hacker xy holding sl’s dick hostage
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"don't put your dick on the internet" but for once it's not about data privacy or unsolicited photo sharing.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
father texting me vital ipad photos from the bathroom
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
besties i keep forgetting you can take medicine for things other than debilitating pain
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
taking a break from my wild evening of sewing shapes to other shapes to read the ck3 dev log to familiarize myself with upcoming great schism mechanics
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
some kind of something is coalescing
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good evening to my friends who love and cherish their partners and children, impeccable energy
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i should read the mdzs manhua but like i read the rose of versailles in 2023 and dungeon meshi in 2025 so i'm simply not due for more comics yet
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no more emails,,, i want noodles and fanned fictions,,,,,
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lrp also they're full of nonbinary and transmasc folks people like to call women to try to win arguments about whether yaoi should be legal or whatever
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