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@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
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loot goblin, yi city denizen, huge cat enthusiast

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 5h
i mean i live between a zone of Native Plant Species (ragweed, goldenrod, all the most important ones, obviously) and The Woods, so the ol' Eightfold Face Vestibules could be rioting over anything
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 5h
the mile long strip of ragweed & friends behind my house seemed like it was wrapping up its nonsense for the season but i was Mistaken. opening the windows to air out bleach & burning smells from the neighbours was also a Mistake. so too was skipping a couple days of antihisthamines
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 8h
me: "hello?" telemarketer: "hi is this kate?" me: "yep! is this about duct cleaning, or the consumer credit thing?" telemarketer: ".....yeah" me: "ok i don't need either, but thank you!"
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
scored a robe type situation that looks like a scratchy lace tablecloth but is actually a super soft chenille kind of something?? unclear what it was upcycled from, maybe just deadstock. also a big old white sweater (sorry to the seller idc about the brand i just like big old white sweaters)
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
absolutely killer choice of colour + silhouette
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sibling having a walker now is making it significantly easier for them to go places and enjoy themselves and as an added bonus i get to use them as a one-man pack train when we hang out
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hit up a spooky market and they had multiple upcycled/vintage clothing booths that were actually good?? an incredible rarity in the woods
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
baby on board once again...
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Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bill has been opened to feedback. Rather than dooming about the proposal, you can tell them exactly how you feel about the act here. ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet... With how much of an uphill battle Chat Control is having, you should never assume it's worthless to fight these draconian bills.
ec.europa.eu
European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me: “when i get exasperated with [friend] being obviously catfished i simply go read fic about my favourite catfisher” sibling: “they have to know” me: “i think they must, on a certain level” sibling: “…so like do you think corpse poison turns your tip grey”
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A+ accessory game!! i’m glad you’re feeling better for the festivities
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
those wigs and sleeves have jobs to do and they are not going to do them on their own
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you've ever wondered why certain flavours of c-drama are dubbed in the same language they were filmed in clock that whole symphony of groin level hair dryers my friend
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how much do you think it pays to be one of the guys lying on the mine cart wielding a tiny leaf blower
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bio with a target audience of literally nobody god bless
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whenever someone asks me what cql is about i send them this because it's indicative both of the production value and my priorities
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i didn't think hard enough about what a guy was doing off screen for a few minutes, they didn't think hard enough to not go "it's sooo hard to find [thing that can be filtered in a single click]"
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
as i'm like "damn i can't believe i didn't entirely process the implications between these two related scenes presented with some non-chronological bits in between" i'm dialled in to a meeting where my coworkers are admitting they don't know how to navigate an extremely simple ticket interface, so
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was he watching xingchen down in the courtyard? was just hanging out up there seething? who can say.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"kate how could you forget" there's a lot of cuts!! it gets a little non-linear for a second!! 😞
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not super effective but i think he deserves a little smooch anyway 😔
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
opened up e38 to refresh my memory on wtf happened between sl standing around watching xy heading off for groceries and then the post-grocery smackdown, somehow had completely forgot he chose a dramatic roof ambush setup instead of talking to his ex, but yeah that checks out
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a visitor from south of the border attempts to assimilate
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he sleeps in here instead of a coffin
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if i get bored of chasing pope dick i'll go find out if i can be a wandering daoist
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pope was already puppeted, my pet cardinal eventually became pope after like a decade, unfortunately he was utterly rizzless and beefed it before he managed to put the moves on my wife, we're back to square one i fear
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the cuck chair badge,,,, send skeet,,
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pope ntr achievement, my new purpose in life
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good afternoon to the new flagellation animation, 10/10 update so far
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crozy baby,,,,,
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is such a big win! i hope this case inspires similar momentum elsewhere. i feel like there's not a ton of awareness in general, based on how ppl conduct themselves online. folks hollering about "illegal ships" with their whole chest living in a state where you *can* sell a teen to one direction
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
relatedly my one blind cousin bestie is an auditory fit check champion who's memorized half my shoe collection and always calls out what i've got on and dispenses opinions based on the sound when we hang out, and it's fine to be told i look cute, but it's way more fun to be a Multisensory Experience
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that whole fit in particular is a Tactile Journey
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also never not thinking about the sheer amount of fun textures he's got going on for a blind guy to feel up
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he's so real for standing there just waiting to see it if happens. i love that little freak and his catfished husband and his catfished husband's husband.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a threesome to me
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was very brave when i first clocked the yellow sac spider twerking on the shampoo bottle, i was no longer brave when it fell off and started swirling around my toes in the shower
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don’t understand all the camera angle/focal length science occurring here but this is the same cat in the same pose
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lmao ariel instantly blasted with fanta piss links from all angles 🤝
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there is indeed a fanta piss fic 😉 archiveofourown.org/works/321799...
archiveofourown.org
Sunday Morning - Pettecal72 - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
orange fanta produces a 1 on the aphantasia scale but every other kind is more like a 2 (the apple is xy pissing himself)
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
besties i still can't look at a fanta without thinking about sxx piss fic. i fear the association is permanent
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she should've held off one more day to coincide with the anniversary of this all-time hit!! truly one of thee poasters of our era.
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
experiencing Consequences (reflux) for my Actions (eating a succulent chinese meal)
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at the risk of being extremely un-fun is this perhaps because either 1. people are seeing you in different moods/resting expressions and drawing different conclusions, or 2. indulging in a soupçon of bias where "mean/scary" really means "not doing gender/age/class/race the way i want"
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AD shoes are shockingly comfortable to wear all day in my experience, and i’ve got pairs in just about every height they make, BUT i am a narrow foot bitch and i’ve heard this experience is not universal for persons of other proportions
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good evening to all my beloved mutuals posting about how there’s no such thing as machine-made clothing
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
feeling unduly *sickos voice* “yes… ha ha ha… yes!” about having attained the dazzling luxury of a convenient stowable surface, a thing most people have in their homes
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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
committing daring acts of time theft (organizing my pantry, watering my plants, sniffing my candle hoard and throwing out all the ones that kind of suck)
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