🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 13hgood afternoon from the moothunt post of a minor's fetish account where the kink quiz diagnosed them with "yeah that's literally a child lmao" 120
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 16hthis thing meanwhile is at risk of being Too Big and Too Much Game for a virtual pet, but like who doesn’t love a little docking?? 020
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i’m on board with all the talk of textiles and molding and multi-layered window treatments but do we actually read in this house. who is the target market for this bookless fantasy. who has space to have an entire bookcase with a dozenish decoy tomes on it. i’m going to get you. 050
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026scored a robe type situation that looks like a scratchy lace tablecloth but is actually a super soft chenille kind of something?? unclear what it was upcycled from, maybe just deadstock. also a big old white sweater (sorry to the seller idc about the brand i just like big old white sweaters) 020
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026how much do you think it pays to be one of the guys lying on the mine cart wielding a tiny leaf blower 130
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026bio with a target audience of literally nobody god bless 2100
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026whenever someone asks me what cql is about i send them this because it's indicative both of the production value and my priorities 140
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026not super effective but i think he deserves a little smooch anyway 😔 120
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026opened up e38 to refresh my memory on wtf happened between sl standing around watching xy heading off for groceries and then the post-grocery smackdown, somehow had completely forgot he chose a dramatic roof ambush setup instead of talking to his ex, but yeah that checks out 220
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a visitor from south of the border attempts to assimilate 050
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i don’t understand all the camera angle/focal length science occurring here but this is the same cat in the same pose 170
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026orange fanta produces a 1 on the aphantasia scale but every other kind is more like a 2 (the apple is xy pissing himself) 130
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026she should've held off one more day to coincide with the anniversary of this all-time hit!! truly one of thee poasters of our era. 040
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026feeling unduly *sickos voice* “yes… ha ha ha… yes!” about having attained the dazzling luxury of a convenient stowable surface, a thing most people have in their homes 030
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026got one of these things partly so i can sit on my beautiful cushy rug and do whatever but also because my end table is not convenient to reach drinks from if i want to dissolve into my couch horizontal style but i don't want to replace it with a real coffee table 130
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026speaking of WHA, which i know nothing about, we gotta get that zine crew into cirque du soleil for their accomplishments in mental gymnastics 270
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026tormented by the featureless white expanse where once resided the object of my quest 020
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bowen tits readily identifiable by the following landmarks if you want to try finding your own in the wild 120
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why would you name it this. negative SEO antics of a defunct publication. 140
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026his brother meanwhile strives to compress himself into a sphere 060
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’m 5’8” and this beast can prod me in the hipbone with his back paws while he grabs my toes with his front ones 280
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026clicking the crisco charm of course gets a tops pledge charm into my recommended feed immediately, i am disappointed to find this is from some bullshit "Take Off Pounds Seriously" club and not like a stone butch manifesto 140
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026technically more bowen (on the right again, obviously. obviously). if i ever track down this actual lookbook i will become so powerful 030
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bsky trying to send me to jail for porn like a little handholding between totebag pals is a sex act 130
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i've reached the level of scoping out new-to-me bowens from the background of dubious french tote bag event photos from 9 years ago on facebook send skeet 130
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026spiritual successor located (bowen on the right, obviously. obviously.) 140
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026father texting me vital ipad photos from the bathroom 0110
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is supposed to be about votes but it looks like these cardinals get no smooches 😞 020
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026they make them in my calf size... but i don't need to spend money right now... but they make them in my calf size.... 050
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026why is a makeup brand sending me "r u ok? 🥺" emails because it's been a whole quarter since i made a purchase. how much eyeshadow from a single source do you think i need 150
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026nice try steve jobs i’ll happily scroll through 50 pictures of of that guy before i get to a sensible text result 130
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026iphone playing dumb bc i won’t turn the extra AI shit on, has determined haoxuan is “mother” 130
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026further lounging impossible, the baby beast must be cleansed 050
🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026using a little bit of Legs Crossed Left Foot One Toe Style tonight apparently 120
