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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“so slate is the market gonna crash?” well, some of the classic alarm bells are a spike in the 10 yr bond yield, stretched price to earnings valuations, rising interest rates, a big gap between market capitalization & GDP, that’s the Buffet indicator anyway.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

had to fly back to Chicago to collect it from the body shop. reunited. 🌹

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

wow, the spam profiles on here seem to be getting worse & worse.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my new critically acclaimed album, available for purchase on iFruit Music. edit by @garbitchman.bsky.social

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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

another summer is finished. with september comes a slight feeling of melancholy. the sun has begun to set earlier, the evenings grow quieter, we realize a season we enjoy has passed like a breeze. truth is, each year summer teaches us the same lesson. you can’t hold back time.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i hope all the treacherous heretics involved with the non-consensual build out of artificial intelligence lose their jobs & all their money. they are shameless bastards, all of them.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

time to get up off the floor pal, ain’t nothing for you down there. “i don’t know what to do next.” nobody does. that’s what makes life fun. “i don’t want to do this alone.” there’s 7bn people on this planet. you’re never alone. “…” everything’s gonna be alright bud, just hang in there okay?

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wtf do bitches know about a post breakfast snooze on the lanai? bitches can’t even spell lanai. myyeeeeeehhhhhhhhh.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

NC locals, i’ve seen the light. Cookout fuckin slaps.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

fridays are for pondering the expanding orb #fursuitfriday

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Hush @hushhyena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Give us yer lunch money, nerd! Us jocks gotta eat! 🐶: @slateakita.bsky.social cial 📸: @blyze.bsky.social 🧵✂️:: @mixedcandy.bsky.social

A photo of two fursuiters. At the center left is Hush, a brown and cream-colored striped hyena. In the center right is Slate, an American Akita that is white, tan, and black. Both Hush and Slate are standing upright with their paws on the ceiling of a narrow concrete underpass. Hush and Slate both look quite intimidating. You should definitely give them your lunch money. Unless, of course, you want to get stuffed in the lockers and be forced to huff their jocks.

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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I WILL 1 V 1 AI WHEN EVERYONE ELSE QUITS ART

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sorry to talk nothing but economics yesterday, i guess i was a little .. HYPER fixated on inflation.. 😜

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if my hugs don’t feel like this, i’m doing something wrong.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

yes Tommy, it’s terrifying that we furries do a better job running things than the US government.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

breaking: U.S. 10-year treasury yield hits 5.081%, its highest level since July 17, 2007. SIT EM DOWN.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

everyone’s rightfully worried about artificial intelligence, meanwhile natural stupidity is out here thriving.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

how i start moving in slate when the elevator hits lobby level & someone who has never been out in public before tries to rush the door while everyone’s still in the elevator car.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you won’t smile much longer ;) 💥🎈💥

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you’ve made it through things & days you thought would break you & nights where your mind wouldn’t stop racing. you stood alone & smiled with a heavy heart to make others comfortable. in those moments it all felt like too much, like you could give up, but here you are.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

have you ever felt a fine piece of ass & not known what to do with it? can’t relate.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

goodbye to the midwest. 👋

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“slate why do you look sad? it’s FOMC day?” … you wouldn’t get it.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

US 10YR @ 5.04%, private credit defaults @ 6.3%, Saudi Aramco halting oil shipments.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

no MFF this year. but i hope everyone attending has a safe & fun time. 🙂

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i’ve been trusted with everything, driving tractors & limited production super cars. to conducting business transactions, transporting gold bullion & flying multi million dollar aircraft. but i can never be trusted around a box of Entenmann’s chocolate covered donuts.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i’m gonna turn into a macro with a hyper dick & cock slap the federal reserve.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“what’d you do with the balloons from the party?” … i took care of them.💥🎈

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

just won the diet coke lottery 😫

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

chi non riesce a ricordare il passato è condannato a ripeterlo.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

thursday reminder: never argue with a clown who is committed to misunderstanding you. never spend a minute explaining yourself to a cunt who heard you perfectly the first time. remember that understanding you & agreeing with you are NOT the same thing. know your worth & never fuckin forget it.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“what’s it like inside your head”

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

weekend akita plans: wake up espresso swim in the sea gyro & cigarette take v10 BMW for a drive unnecessary nap talk shit with the boys for 3 hours dinner at 21:00 tzatziki coma repeat

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i hope you feel good looking today i hope your coffee tastes perfect & i hope something good happens to you

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

moving on is a chance that you take every time you try to stay together. say a word out of line and you find that the friends you had are gone. forever, forever.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

moving out of Wisconsin has me feeling like

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

honestly the thing i’ll miss about Chicago the most is Jewel Osco hot chicken wings, those lil mfs slap.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

are you gonna stare or get into something more comfortable? 😏🧣

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

people who get in fursuit & become “the creature” are so hot to me. when the wearing of a fursuit consumes them & they just are a funny lil character you can interact with.

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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

nostalgia’d too hard before leaving the midwest & wound up at the evil MFF hotel.

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