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michael plastics

@colve.yotes.io
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Goin Thru It US finalist 2020 and 2025, Southeast US Crash Out podium finisher Q3 2024 and Q1 2026

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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 2h
he boppin
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 17h
SNEAKY
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 23h
shedding an old gmail account like a lobster molting
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frame #15300 from S01 -E09 - Asparagus-628394
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
i never stop imagining how my life would be different, but i never wish it was. wishing for a different past is dangerous
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
i hope you're able to find some rest tonight
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
i still resent them for those choices- and they've since apologized for several of them- but 20 years removed from those moments i understand their reactions
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
the hardest part about digging through and reflecting on my life to try to find a new path forward is realizing that i would've made several of the choices my parents did
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
😭
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
are you a crazy enough raccoon to do a brindle pattern
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
summoning jimmy buffett through a ouija board drawn in the sand so he can be proud of you
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
*pokes eyeball attempting to tap forehead* can't throw up with an empty stomach
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
how bored and unsure of your future are you *not* going to be at the new job?
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 01/10/2026
podcast interviewee: "put on the consumer- the citizen" oh you're fucking stupid podcast host: "a staff writer of the atlantic" yep
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Mike Dailly ™ @mdf200.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FromLinkedIn: This.... and then replace Artist with every other job.
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 30/09/2026
"low sugar chocolate chip cookies" sounds like a curse for not offering a traveling wizard a little treat
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Hush Puppy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @werewolfweed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the little sippers... golden is @buckbarks.bsky.social yote is @reddatura.bsky.social
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 30/09/2026
i hate how much of this process has been flushing all the ants out of my formicarium of a brain
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 29/09/2026
premium donkey kong
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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time to get up off the floor pal, ain’t nothing for you down there. “i don’t know what to do next.” nobody does. that’s what makes life fun. “i don’t want to do this alone.” there’s 7bn people on this planet. you’re never alone. “…” everything’s gonna be alright bud, just hang in there okay?
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All work and no play #brainbunnies
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/09/2026
disembodied hand holding a pink stun gun
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piper! @captyns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Checking in
cyberpunk au of my sci-fi ocs Vicidia and her younger sister, Silvea

traditional pencil/pen sketch showing an angled aerial view of Silvea sleeping on the couch, the coffee table littered with a textbook, notes, a ramen bowl, and coffee. Vicidia is sitting behind the back of the couch, smiling while she watches over.
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/09/2026
immediate top 3-er right between "/​shrug" for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and "/zwsp" for a zero-width space
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/09/2026
new autocomplete shortcut just dropped!!!
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Fenrir @fenrir74.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright, a sticker for all you sicko mustelids... #furry #furryart #martenposting
A marten looking through the windows with it's paws on the glass. He looks deranged and is smiling, saying "Yes... hahaha... yes!" Drawn in the style of the sickos meme
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 27/09/2026
all thighs no calves
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 27/09/2026
the thrilling prequel to "backsack"- "under butt cheek"
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Nemera (nub) @nemera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flew instrument approaches in low ceilings today :]
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potvoheu (comms closed) @potvoheu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
livestream fail comm for @nerius.bsky.social
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Ash 子コヨーテ (18+) @ashene.coyot.ee · 25/09/2026
Brake checking the Wrangler tailgating me and watching 20 plastic ducks fly in their face
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
i would plow through one of those way too quickly and gag it back up on the carpet
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
gum isn't doing it anymore i need a rawhide chew
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
Hot single pizzas in your area 
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
yeah 35 is going to hit you like a maglev at cruising velocity
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
i mean, if you want to idle your 718 in traffic year-round in a place that smells like piss but don't want to pay for all seasons and deal with rust there is always new orleans
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
the healing process
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
i don't, that's why dipshit is getting upgraded brake lines and brake pads, larger rotors, and brake cooling ducts
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
dipshit here doesn't like long periods of intermittent, heavy braking so we're having a discussion about that
honda s2000 with no brakes or wheels on jack stands
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
POTENTIALLY
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
you should be allowed to chase at least 3 direct coworkers with a flamethrower and still meet expectations
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
staring at the transmission pan-filter for the x3 and vibrating violently because i want to install it even though i need to bail the s2000 out of air jail, don't have the ATF yet, and am leaving at 8 am tomorrow for a 500 mile trip in the x3
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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the risk he took was calculated but man is he bad at math
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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air budd dwyer @mushy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
evergreen
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