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michael plastics

@colve.yotes.io
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Goin Thru It US finalist 2020 and 2025, Southeast US Crash Out podium finisher Q3 2024 and Q1 2026

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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/09/2026
disembodied hand holding a pink stun gun
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
dipshit here doesn't like long periods of intermittent, heavy braking so we're having a discussion about that
honda s2000 with no brakes or wheels on jack stands
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 22/09/2026
me too, lady
woman holding a piece of food and pointing accusingly (?) at someone with her middle finger
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 22/09/2026
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 21/09/2026
new day new type of guy
custom license plate that says "did nt" surrounded by plate frame that says "epstein" and "kill himself"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 19/09/2026
taco station my beloved
styrofoam plate of barbacoa, carnitas, and al pastor tacos
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 05/09/2026
(source)
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 05/09/2026
also the local dealer has a teal one. lord help me i'm about to be in forever debt
wavemaker blue trd tacoma pro
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 05/09/2026
past two times i've been to deal's gap the brakes went out on the s2000. i've never touched the pads or rotors so i figured they were just done. ... guess i do still know how to drive
two brake pads with plenty of material remaining supported by a row of sockets
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 24/08/2026
ex-fucking-scuse me
sign that says "learning zone" but the o in zone is the epic smiley
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 22/08/2026
the arrested development "i don't know what i expected" three-panel meme. "dead dove do not eat" is replaced in the first panel with the bluesky "adult content" warning. the "show" UI element is over the paper bag while jason bateman looks into the bag in the second panel. the third panel is unchanged.
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 05/08/2026
holy jesus
sidephone with gamepad tile installed
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 03/08/2026
lord help me i think this little idiot Has It
sidephone with the qwerty tile installed
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 02/08/2026
vibin
lego flowers being assembled on a table next to burning incense with an open door to a rainy balcony in the background
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/07/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
screenshot of apple music with "give it all" above and "body the pistol" below the entire charlier brown christmas album
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 23/07/2026
finally met one of the new neighbors
praying mantis next to a sconce
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 10/07/2026
i'm prion mike
protien molecule superimposed on top of michael scott wearing his "prison mike" bandana
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 29/06/2026
tumblr screenshot that says "my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd" with a reply in large, gold letters below saying "EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 27/06/2026
east nashville before the brunch crowd wakes up core
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 20/06/2026
lifehack: run PETG on a plate not designed for it and it'll self-clean
a 3d printer with supports the print head has knocked off next to it
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 18/06/2026
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 13/06/2026
signing up, but to tell them the dog died and i want the $120 in pet fees we've paid since back
screenshot of an email from big corpo landlord for "pet fee amnesty"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 09/06/2026
door to door sales is getting desperate. its 9 am bro
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 06/06/2026
🥴
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 26/05/2026
a new ferrari EV sitting on its roof with a white charging cable coming out of the bottom apple mouse style
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 11/05/2026
colorado's ok i guess
picture of mountains from rooftopporsche 944 on all terrain tiressurprise moose
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 19/04/2026
ohmygodohmygodohmygod
clear pressing of the album bronson
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 11/04/2026
moisturized
small japanese juniper bonsai
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 16/03/2026
close up of a coyote staring into a trail camera
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/02/2026
i'm cultured, but like gogurt
interior picture of a honda s2000 with an aftermarket steering wheel embroidered with flowers
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/02/2026
least insane nashville resident
low angle head shot of the gilding of athena statue in the nashville parthenon
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 11/02/2026
so who was killed in their sleep
shiba inu looking up with Bonus Fingers
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 28/01/2026
me fuckin too bud
thumbnail of a t-rex skeleton with the headline "tyrannosaurus rex was probably a late bloomer- and may have taken around 40 years to grow up"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 18/01/2026
i'm going to use my position as the most effective of the three senior engineers in my group to continue diverting as much work as possible away from the others then on my evaluation complain that work isn't being distributed equally because they and my manager all suck
snowy lawn with the text "i am going to succeed because i am gay and insane" superimposed
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 16/01/2026
did i make a whole ass fursona that i still cherish based on this album art? yes.
cropped lion head statue
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 12/01/2026
sebring-vanguard citicar displayed outside a business
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 06/01/2026
baby formula
can of starting fluid, 50% ether
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 05/01/2026
if nobody got me i know wd40 and sprayway got me
green folding table/spare tire cover from a honda crv in a garage
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 29/12/2025
ending the year on an absolute peak for animal interactions
border collie sitting in lap
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 27/12/2025
the void has accepted me
black cat sitting on a pair of jeans
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 06/12/2025
oh no they've become self aware
bmw m3 with badge rotated 180*
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 06/12/2025
kirby busting dot png
porsche 718 spyder with a gulf liveryinterior of gulf liveried porsche 718 spyder with matching plaid seats
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 05/12/2025
grits: ate fairies: chased cat: napped
cat napping on a pillow on a bed
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 03/12/2025
👀👀👀
the words "fire" and "truck" next to each other in a strategically cropped tag cloud
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 02/12/2025
disembodied hands installing wheel nuts on a car wheel with the text "survived no nut november, time to put those bad boys back on"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 29/11/2025
this is going to be a fun 12 hours
washer and dryer in the back of a minivan
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 27/10/2025
bird with all the shit on it
male peacock in a parking lot
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 11/10/2025
mmm yes... auto mobile
yellow porsche 911 restomodtwo silver mercedes benz mclaren slr'smclaren senna pulling into drivewaydark green bmw z1 and 2002
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 09/10/2025
bless you, mazda, for putting stickers the color of the connector on the identical modules that are specific to each side of the car
two identical electronic modules and connectors differentiated by sticker and connector color
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 03/10/2025
well well well, look who escaped from gay idiot jail
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