Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 21hWe play with a 10 so badly I don’t understand how it actually works for other teams haha 011
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We have got to drop this number 10 guff and go back to three in the midfield. We are just getting overran and bypassed. #nufc 250
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They don’t shot in time though. They dally then hit a defender a foot away. Never going to score. We just lack quality all over shooting and passing. 210
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No one dares (other than Barnes) to have a shot until they have about four players in front of them if at all. The lack of conviction in both areas of the pitch is crazy. The amount of deflected goals against us kinda says to me even defensive blocks are half arsed. 110
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Jaissle got a bit of the Russell Martins about him like. We are fucked. #nufc 010
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m starting to think our manager doesn’t have a clue this is pathetic. #nufc 010
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m not sure what he’s meant to be. He certainly doesn’t have a strikers instinct. 000
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Joelinton exactly what we needed. A proper adult. #nufc 110
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Our finishing this season. Fuck me it’s gonna be long and sad. #nufc 010
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The most annoying thing is is that these are absolute toss. #nufc 070
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Other than Lewis Hall as far as footballing IQ goes we are a team of Obertans #nufc 2122
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This fucking linesman is making my head fall off #nufc 010
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If only that player Liverpool low balled us for, unsettled, influenced to tarnish his reputation, bullied us by taking the potential replacement coz we wouldn’t play ball, used their contacts in the media to sell and eventually got was actually fit. If only. Fuck them forever. #nufc 040
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comGoodfellas Wiseguys Laughing HystericallyALT: Goodfellas Wiseguys Laughing Hysterically 140
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Teams I hate in order Man U Liverpool Arsenal Sunderland Chelsea Spurs Then City. (I might even dislike Everton and Villa more than City). 110
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Certified soft lad. STFU with this ridiculousness. Fans of the other big six playing heroes like the Super League attempt don’t just happen. 140
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I hope City win this just to comically upset Anfield. Fuck the Red Cartel always. (City of course in the wrong and should be sent all the way down but I just hate those pearl clutching wankers). 110
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Is Bentacur goes then Shaw should have too. Cant just push someone to the floor like that then cry when they slightly retaliate. #mantot 110
Reposted by Simon SharplesMark A Stutt @forestedmark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Brilliant result away at Durham 0-3. Top of the league Lasses #nuwfc #nufc #howaythelasses 091
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We have lost a Geordie, British and wrestling icon. What a talent. 010
Reposted by Simon SharplesPaul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Only 40 years old as well, bloody hell that’s devastating news. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/spo...independent.co.ukBritish wrestling star Pac dies suddenly aged 40 as tributes flood in 111
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On no planet is O’Reily better than Hall. #engesp 000
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I mean Leeds was a tactical aneurysm. This just a head ache. First half was really good though. 010
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If we can beat Hull with children and half our team dead what’s every one else’s excuse? #nufc 000
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Half our starters are deceased. We just needed to get through this game against an in form side. Get some players back, get two weeks rest. I’m feeling better after that. 100
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Great three points but the game basically became this film. #nufc 000
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if we draw and god forbid lose I think this has been a bit of a course correction. Much more control (first half), more chances and shots. Please just win though lads! #nufc 000
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Running been great just need to get it into his feet more. 000
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every one close your eyes and think about how incredible Sean Steur will be at 21. #nufc 100
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can just kick people in the head now lads. Any kick boxers free agents? #nufc 110
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Toure over Murphy though Elanga’s injury. It’s got to be. #nufc 010
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not buying a defender especially after seeing Botmans preseason was a massive massive error 010
Reposted by Simon SharplesJake Oliver @jolivernyc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If Eddie Howe were in the dugout people would be losing their minds. Leeds are going through us like a knife through butter, and we have no ideas going forward other than trying to play balls over the top. This has been abysmal #NUFC 4243
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just don’t think we can do the two in midfield. We just get played though and there’s no connection with the attack. 110
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What is the plan though with any age or experience of player this is utter mindless garbage. 100
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Toure or Willock move Barnes or MPF to the right. Anything is better than this 010
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yup absolutely garbage. We have offered absolutely nothing. Really worrying. #nufc 000
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lads and lasses I’m worried we are absolutely garbage. #nufc 120
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026MFP on the right would have worked. I feel like it’s a total different game plan with Murphy there. Worried now. 100
Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Most protected player in league. Constantly allowed to be an utter dickhead. 001
