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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m out of here for a while. International breaks suck and the City stuff is bringing out the very worst of people and it’s boring. See you all again down the line.

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026

American sports scandals are "you secretly spent more money than everyone else" and English sports scandals are "you secretly spent as much money as the teams that are supposed to spend more than everyone else"

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Only 40 years old as well, bloody hell that’s devastating news. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/spo...

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British wrestling star Pac dies suddenly aged 40 as tributes flood in

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How are Israel still allowed to participate in any sporting event is beyond egregious. And this is extremely poor in taste from a murderous regime member. Fuck Israel.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Only 2 weeks late but we got there in the end. Good deal all round and hopefully bolsters the bottom line for us.

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NBC Sports Soccer @nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Harvey Barnes set the tone for a dream start for Newcastle against Hull City.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Eddie Howe nailed on to be the next Manchester United manager isn’t he. Poor bloke.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oh look, another Arsenal fan being weird. Also, weirdly obsessed with Newcastle United. Wierdos.

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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🚨 Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Lewis Hall from Manchester United. Hall leaves Old Trafford after a hugely successful spell consisting of several tweets, two edits and zero appearances. Welcome to St. James' Park, Lewis! 🖤🤍

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m a sucker for controllers and this looks very nice indeed.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The big sponsor announcement is a fucking vetting company? Christ alive.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That is exactly what he is good at. It’s amazing how he can 89 minutes being a passer by and then he does this. Banger.

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Boskins @boskins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Making the move from Twitter / X to keep up to date with #NUFC news. First post is my watch warning me I was about to have heart attack during the PSG game!

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Quite surprised by this to be honest.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Brilliant work and David seems like he is all in and working his tits off to make us a success. As he said, proof will be in the pudding when it comes to what he is saying. That training centre is going to be unreal isn’t it, holy crap.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

£75m buy option for a bloke who has not played in 2 years. How very Spursy.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This. And in one of our nicest kits as well, love this top.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hahaha don’t blame him, and I’m from Nottingham.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Be a good move for the lad, he doesn’t fit the team anymore. In my opinion he leaves a legend, a boyhood Newcastle United fan helping us to a trophy along the way. If he leaves, he goes with only thanks and gratitude for the effort put in to the club.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I do enjoy reading other people’s wrong opinions. Footballers don’t live in Liverpool or Manchester, they also don’t live in Birmingham or Leeds. Those city centres are not much different to Newcastles in fairness and the surrounding areas of Northumberland are superior in my travels.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And today we’ve lost Optimus Prime. The fuck, I hate that we are getting older and losing our legends. RIP Peter Cullen.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This or £50m for delap? Who got the worst deal here?

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Steal of a deal. Welcome Nico G.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And now we’ve lost Tim Curry. Holy fucking shit can this week just not with our legends please. RIP to the man who scared the shit out of me when I was kid, Pennywise was nightmare fuel for sure

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Has anyone played Xbox via cloud gaming on a Samsung TV? Is there anyway to not make it shit? Trying to play FH6 and it’s unplayable.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And in 3/4 years time that outlay will look like peanuts when we sell all three for closer to £450m.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Obviously stolen but funny enough to share because, well, it’s funny.

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Chris Bogle @chrisbogle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

... and *occasionally* tossing a beer can artfully into the bin from the other side of the kitchen

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Another example of if a player is hugely linked like Nkunku or Baleba then it’s not getting done. Unfortunately this also means Scalvini is not coming either. Win some, you lose some. Whoever we get won’t have been mentioned or talked about in passing.

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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Newcastle United (@NUFC) Squad pronunciations for the Premier League 🗣️ t.co/8DjZOt4ft8

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just home from my break. Went on another Stadium tour and Wor Flags look to be doing a great job for King Kev, I have photos but let’s keep it under wraps. Needs Liverpool fans in early and ready to celebrate the great man. Also saw lots of the lilac shirt around town, very popular with the girls.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Right! Last day at work for a week and a half and then I’m off to Newcastle. Cannot wait to be back there again.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This pedophile shit gibbon has slept through meetings, huge sporting events, tv appearances and yet as soon as there is an arena full of little kids he’s suddenly wide awake. Never beating those allegations. Pedo cunt.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Could you imagine the absolute shithousing this bloke would do if he won!!! Come on the Bin!!

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So this is a robot right? If it’s not, this person has never been burdened with any kind of thought, ever.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A large minority? Is it large or a minority?

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Visited a special place yesterday. I’m sure there is plenty of people who could recognise this little village.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Remember folks, if this cunt stain tweets it then it is likely bullshit he’s been paid to push by agents looking for a move elsewhere. We all need to collectively ignore the Cannelloni Cunt and starve him of the attention he obviously craves from us.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Wait, he’s not been sent off for that? That was a disgusting tackle in a friendly.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hang over from Pope being in goal for so long that our defence have forgotten what a real keeper can do?

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

He’s a pretty handsome chap isn’t he.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Don’t expect any kind of normal reaction from me regarding this sale. The club have shit the bed completely on this one. Bruno has ruined his legacy more for me than the Swede did. He’s snaked his way out of the club for a stack of cash and any other reason is bollocks! He can fuck off.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Is this “Alex Isak not for sale” or “Bruno G not for sale” stance we are taking?

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

So, they’ve put their tongues away. Moved their legs. Had hair cuts and lost weight. They’ve become 2D with less curves. The castle is now lower and fatter. And ironically the lion has had his head turned. Make of that what you will. How do we vote for any of them? Awful.

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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Sammies are genuinely the greatest dogs on the planet. I will take no further questions on the matter.

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