Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026body dysmorphia about penis size is called a phallacy 010
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 187111622117
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Personally, I don't think raping someone means your life should be ruined 2 years later. It should be ruined immediately and irrevocably 034
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory 3508
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026welcome to my class, screenwriting for non-losers, please open your production drafts of Dodgeball (2004) to page 12 182
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026i feel like everyone is being quite unreasonable toward zendaya’s character in THE DRAMA 81159158
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My self-assigned rules were -Show must have ended (so no Sunny, no Diplomat) -No miniseries -Narrative/Fiction only; no news, reality, or docs. Otherwise like half of the list would be Bravo productions 100
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinJoe Lynch @thejoelynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Absolutely LOVED this movie. It’s such a tonal rollercoaster you may get whiplash but it’s a HELL of a ride. Buckle up and see with a big crowd on the big screen! In Joko we trust. 3275
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinKristen Lopez @kristenklopez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just saw this dropped!! I used the recent Inde Navarette/Jeff S*eider discourse to write about Hollywood's long history of male entertainment journalists writing on women for @salon.com. www.salon.com/2026/09/17/h...salon.comHollywood's long history of men who think actresses owe themJeff Sneider's threats against Inde Navarrette fit a decades-old pattern in entertainment media. 17381145
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinDJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Remaking Rear Window but instead of Jimmy Stewart it's a cop on administrative duty "checking in" on his ex. 219014
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026boogie nights is the best screenplay ever written because it fullfils the promise of the penis 000
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A successful screenplay structure will have: Opening Image Theme Stated Refusal of the Call Catalyst The Hot Dog Dance B-story Promise of the Premise Midpoint Hot Dog War Dark Knight of the Soul Hot Dog Wedding Theme Re-stated Finale The Hot Dog Dance (Credits Version) 022
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 02/09/2026*showing reincarnated Walt Disney the Disney+ interface*: so initially they wanted to contain the library to on-brand, family-friendly content but the streaming market meant they eventually had to bundle with Hulu and HBO- *Walt seeing a picture of a Na'Vi for the first time*: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 010
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's time to go back to Gotham City. My book, I AM THE NIGHT: THE ULTIMATE UNAUTHORIZED HISTORY OF BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES, comes out today! It's a narrative history of the landmark cartoon, packed with new interviews and deep-dive research. Grab a copy here: us.macmillan.com/books/978125... 40606191
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinPhillip Iscove @pmiscove.bsky.social · 30/08/2026There’s only one way the new Hershey biopic should end, with a young Dick Whitman being handed a Hershey bar. 0123
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago. 153109042685
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinDreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them 42611106
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 29/08/2026sending off the script and then finding a typo 2 min later 2122
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinMs. S. in KC @mssinkc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@milesklee.bsky.social Can you share? School has started, and these are a few things I still need for my 6th grade science class. I love incorporating art and hands-on projects into science, and these items will help me do that! Can you help #clearthelist? www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... 11211
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Remember when Dr. House cured that girl of being fat 100
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinJustin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026Hellllllll yeah. www.criterion.com/films/36058-... 111696378
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Straight men why are you trying so hard to look at the eclipse when you should be trying to look at your beautiful wives and girlfriends 2024434
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Remember, screenwriting is a community. A community that bands together whenever one of them has a big spec sale to collectively say, "fuck that writer it should have been me" 1123
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I would LOVE to know the racial breakdown of that. Because I damn sure have some theories. 0843200
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinNick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 03/08/2026The full album is now available on YouTube! youtube.com/playlist?lis... 013
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinDavid Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone” 201121042632
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Netflix fucked this whole year up by dropping the Stranger Things finale on New Year's Day. We're supposed to have a few days to adjust to the New Year before we get into discourse. The whole year is off its equilibrium. 061
Reposted by Colin McLaughlin𝔣𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔟𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔫.𝔤𝔦𝔣 @fuelbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Some of you people need to go outside. 022
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Please consider donating to help a dog that has a good prognosis if she can get the treatment she needs. If we hit goal I'll film myself giving @nickcoffman.com a wedgie www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-gi...gofundme.comDonate to Help Us Give Lilo the Best Chance at Recovery, organized by Elizabeth AdamsLate last night we had to rush Lilo to the emergency vet. Afte… Elizabeth Adams needs your support for Help Us Give Lilo the Best Chance at Recovery 023
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 13/07/2026if u died Graham and trump would be posting AI memes celebrating it fucking stand up to fascism or step aside you wet bitch 071
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinDebbie Crochets @debbiecrochets.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I sell my crochet to pay the dogs past/future vet bills. Sales from my shop debbiecrochets.etsy.com or gifts from my wish throne.com/debbiew #throne list are greatly appreciated. Thank you 06231
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Whenever I drive by the old Simple Things spot in Toluca Lake 020
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 25/06/2026In screenwriting, you need a character who's always hungry and looking to dip out for a snack. Pros call this "the McMuffin" 110
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 19/06/2026boxofficega.me June 16, 2006 ✅ 200 ✅ 160 ✅ 160 ✅ 160 ✅ 160 ➕ 180 🏆 1020boxofficega.meBox Office GameBox Office Game based off the idea from Blank Check 000
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinFranklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The Black List’s public portal for submissions opened last Monday. It stays open until July 6 or until we hit 2500 submissions, and it looks like the latter will be the constraint. Just FYI if you plan to submit that way. blcklst.com/programs/the... 04012
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinFrancesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 09/06/2026SKELETON KEY @ssnyder1835.bsky.social @dc.com 413617
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Found the gateway to where @nickcoffman.com lives 110
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it 105112202681
Reposted by Colin McLaughlinDan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 15/05/2026What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise 251812427
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Best possible end result of this is they bring 24 back 010
Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrab.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I got a 77in OLED TV so my dog can watch Bluey in premium format 030
