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Colær

@coleblack.bsky.social
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Lucky dual citizen. 🇪🇺 Armchair history geek, music nerd, hockey fan, cyclist and human. On a lake. In Italy.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, and you MAGA fools wonder why everyone laughs at you. Because you let these dipshits post ignorant, pathetic bullshit like this.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds about white.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯😂💯😂💯😂💯🫡...
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Dave Brooks @dabnmsf80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My God every day is a constant stream of absolute freaking nonsense from these morons. I’m getting permanent lines in my face from cringing and they’re just so impervious it defies understanding.
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bossa Nova. Yes.
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miss something that never existed. It's hard to explain.
Kinda like nostalgia
In Portuguese it's called Saudade. It's the whole foundation of bossa nova music
Chega de Saudade was the first so-called bossa nova song and album in the 50s
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching NHL on Disney/espn. No tab for sports. The screen is too dark to watch and you have to search by team to find anything. Fuck you DAZN for no longer showing hockey in Italy.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Jeremy Schulman @jeremyschulman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excellent negotiating, sir. The autopen never could have accomplished this.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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catwhisperer @catwhisperer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a truly dangerous time.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best sign in the history of everything.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"A senator in Vermont has noticed who is buying Reform. Why do you think so many British papers haven't?" via Very Brexit Problems
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matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
love my city Seattle rips
idiot head in the way but multiple antifa flags in ECS Sounders section
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Paul @pauladang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😁
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tonymurray1964 You see, Richard, your problem is that Reform is, basically, a bunch of horrible bastards doing horrible bastard things in a conspicuously horrible bastard way. In general, people don't like horrible bastards. I hope that's cleared things up for you Richard, you horrible bastard.
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gravity’s Rainbow.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@ellisjrosen.bsky.social
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Barometer.
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Scott Zastrow @szstrw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bikes rock
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The return of Paris's forgotten cargo trike races
From 1900 to 1943, tens of thousands of Parisians would watch 'triporteurs' race along the city's boulevards. This Sunday, it happens again.
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s sketchy.
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Luke McGee @lukemcgee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminder: supporting Ukraine is not an act of charity, but self-interest. "Putin's armies are well-practised in asymmetric drone warfare, and they are learning all the time. Europe, by contrast, is unprepared. It must learn from Ukraine by backing it" www.economist.com/leaders/2026...
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The selfish case for helping Ukraine has never been stronger
Rapidly changing technology, wielded by a lawless enemy, may be the future of war
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tragic.
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Narcissist much.
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They haven't faced any force of law whatsoever, let alone the full force. These are hollow words. We have far right paramilitaries on the streets and nobody will say boo to them. We know where this ends. This ends with them in real uniforms brandishing real guns. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘Outright racist’ Daniel Thomas will face full force of law over any crimes, says home secretary
Shabana Mahmood says she wants to distinguish between far-right extremism and legitimate local concerns over asylum sites
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But then nobody gets the bananas.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit, 100% agree here.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cartoonist: Daniel Medina
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope all this breaks Ed Sheeran to pieces.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘It’s the best feeling’: how Copenhagen gave cyclists a green wave. “Traffic lights are synchronised so a rush-hour cyclist at 20km/h can catch green lights all the way.” If you want people to choose not to drive, make the non-driving trip better & easier for them. It’s as simple as that, really.
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‘It’s the best feeling’: how Copenhagen gave cyclists a green wave
Traffic lights are synchronised so a rush-hour cyclist at 20km/h can catch green lights all the way
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Best car ever made.
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Phil Calvin @pcalvin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Drowned in boo’s all season. Retires with a stained legacy. Games in Canada will be especially difficult for this Putin fluffer.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the edibles kick in…
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hakeem Jeffries should never again be chosen to serve in a leadership position. He should just resign now. By meeting with Jared Kushner, he demonstrated a fundamental misunderstanding as to what his job is as minority leader.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A freestanding shelf is filled with plushies and stuffed animals. Elephants, bears, dolls, little horses, etc. Everyone is wearing a pink bow on their head, except for one: A tiny man, smaller than the rest of the group, hiding on the top shelf without his bow. A woman, who is not tiny and wearing a matching bow, stands next to her shelf of stuffed animals. She looks at the floor and sees that one of the bows has been thrown to the ground. “Looks like someone’s not wearing their bow,” she says. Her cat looks up at the top shelf, giving away the tiny man’s position. 
Reader, we can’t be certain what happens next but there will likely be a punishment for bow removal. Also, let me tell you that while I like this piece, the line work bugs me a little. This is an older one and looking at it now I have to say that it’s too precise compared to some other drawings. Sometimes when I’m trying to add more details or multiple characters, I tend to slow down and be too deliberate with my lines. That’s not a bad thing but I prefer lines that indicate shape or at least feel spontaneous so there’s more energy. I’ve gotta trust myself when drawing and just let it rip. Of course it really doesn’t matter but at the same time it matters so much. We move on. We try again. Also, I’m going to make plush animals. I’m working on it.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Colær @coleblack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All the guys squirming around like they have been shot should be shot. Serie A Italian football.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An entire politics and worldview animated by a lively terror that somewhere, somebody might be eating a free cheese sandwich
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Accept they're not free really are they? The cost the tax payer, when giving children a breakfast can be achieved for 50p at home. The cost to the tax payer is far far higher per breakfast than
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Meghan Wilson Duff 🦑 @mwduff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The antifascist position is supporting people's rights without wavering. The minute you go, "well, but trans kids in sports?" or "oh, no, I didn't mean deport all immigrants, just the bad ones", you're gone. It's done. You've conceded.
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