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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why aren't you enjoying it
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Moms driving away from drop-off and immediately taking a huge hit off their vape is pretty close! Love to see it
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Successful two point conversion and an overtime win so I’m ignoring everything else this is our year go bills
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cost them nothing!
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Our Bills are playing man
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/10/2026
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hate the dang Patriots
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm thinking and hoping the same
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ty...think they bring back Sophie? 😬
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big Tone, are there more Fever exit interviews coming?
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love CC, AB and Kelsey but am so excited to not see Sophie again
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like exploring the dungeons but the combat is pretttyyyyy skippable.
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can something be foundational when it just came out earlier this year?
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nick 🐇 @slwpk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i hate terry pegula so goddamn much
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18/09/2026
honestly, i think worrying about that when my quarterback is josh allen would be insane. i’m here for a good time not for a long time. i will never take this granted not for a second
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Bills TE Dalton Kincaid can just stay healthy, he looks poised to have an All-Pro caliber season. Discussed what makes him so good with @benjaminsolak.bsky.social
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Snickers
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🧚ANGELINE ERA!!👼🏼 Now Out! @angelineera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!! We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!! Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!! (store links/more info below)
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Completely agree! And I think the cartoonish gore, candy props, and general sense of humor of the thing help to reinforce that idea.
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Onix, Vector's spouse @onixhope.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026
I played DQ11 today with the music off cuz I couldnt handle it, and I put Kendrick instead so it gave me the fucking funniest sync ever, I had to edit in what happened cuz the audio didnt capture
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Getting a little thrill everytime I see Rochester when someone posts the map of Lake Ontario
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cameron Brink came out strongly against Enes Kanter and the tidal wave of clickbait coming for the WNBA. awfulannouncing.com/wnba/cameron...
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Cameron Brink calls Enes Kanter Freedom 'stupid piece of sh*t,' condemns 'clickbait'
The WNBA is under siege by false narratives, and Enes Kanter Freedom has emerged as an antagonizer. Cameron Brink won't stand for any of it.
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think this has been the party's M.O. since at least the 2016 Bernie campaign. They're capitalists protecting their own class interests. It sucks!
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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🌕🦇🍂 spooky general strike @spice.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
losing my mind at this Rick Steves clip
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
100%
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ordering 2 beers off the bar is pretty bad ass tho
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
DONT FUCK WITH ME
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seems like a way to make the pages stick together... I know another way
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No, two things CANNOT be true at once
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Will there be fucjing and sucming
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ty for standing up for all of these things
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Obviously not a major surprise given his job and the movement he's a part of but here is how much Greg Kelly cares about protecting women from violence: abcnews.com/US/tv-anchor...
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TV's Greg Kelly Raped Me, Made Me Pregnant, Accuser Told Investigators
The woman who accused New York TV morning show anchor Greg Kelly of raping her told investigators the assault left her pregnant, sources told ABC News.
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My threads is 90% unhinged wnba silliness. I cant look away
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Will there be fucking and sucking
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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Defector @defector.com · 30/07/2026
WNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:
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WNBA Suspends Seattle Storm Minority Owner For Being Rude To Transphobic Shitheads | Defector
On Tuesday night, a small group of weirdos held an anti-trans rally outside of the Seattle Storm’s home arena. The occasion for their gathering was a game against the Indiana Fever and bench player…
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Good god...
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Defector @defector.com · 23/07/2026
Sophie Cunningham is about as edgy as a beach ball: defector.com/sophie-cunni...
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Sophie Cunningham Is About As Edgy As A Beach Ball | Defector
There’s a type of public relations exercise that unfolds like a joke. In it, a notable figure who has chosen to sit for a longform profile, declined to answer a sensitive question through her…
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Playing the dumbest video games and eating trolli bright crawlers
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Cody @coldyjim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Walter Coffee
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 14/07/2026
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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