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JaKe W

@colbywinters.bsky.social
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Brown
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
He may have just been chewing on them but I think he was paw-tecting me!
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
It has just enough blackberry flavor to piss you off more than if it didn't have any at all
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I’m dog-sitting and my sister told me to drink the White Claw in her refrigerator. I’m pretty sure I’ve had it before, but maaan… I just opened up a Blackberry and this stuff is disgusting. It’s like Old English for sad lonely white women
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Today, just to annoy my therapist, I asked him, so how does my lack of progress make you feel?
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Sex with my ex was comparable to a chimpanzee painting watercolour… A few strokes and he was a complete mess.
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
#BirdsArentReal
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Trainer: Tell me about your fitness goals. Me: Diabetic Wolverine.
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☃️ Christopher ☃️ @christopherag.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
"Women are so complicated. I don't even know what they like these days." 1) Pockets 2) Snacks 3) Pockets full of snacks You're welcome.
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Awww buddy... I'd kidnap ya! 🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Those damn hidden fees... 🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
No such thing as "too high"... 🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
U can't trust people from st louis... 🤣🤣🤣
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Katie @themilkwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Me: I'm cool as a cucumber Cucumber [in ray bans and a tiny leather jacket] are you though?
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I got a whole bag of tater tots
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Cat, With A Sea 🌊 @temptingcate.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
*sitting all weird and faggy like*
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Broja cat is a dope ass band name
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I'm saving up all my bluesky codes to get a bike
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Passed out drunk and woke up to this... He is a good guard doggy!
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Ya my numbers were always pretty even on twitter unless I had a tweet blow up or a tag was trending all day... then u can't keep up
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/10/2023
"This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them."
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
LEWISTON, ME—In the hours following a violent rampage in Maine in which a lone attacker killed at least 16 individuals and injured numerous others, citizens living in the only country where this ...
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Right? I follow everyone back here. I had someone complain that I wasn't following them and I checked and they weren't following me yet! I was like I didn't know u had an account🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I haven't had this app long enough to get blocked or block anyone yet. Give it time tho... 🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Stampede.social
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Why is the post button hidden behind the dashboard on this app?
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
They always put those things in the way
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
They have 2 rose colored monocles? Why not just get glasses? 🤭🤭🤭
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I'll be cool about it. U can sneak my beers and I won't make u call me dad for like the first 6 months 🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Oh I don't really care I was just making a joke to see what I'd get back
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Lol
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Well that sucks
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I wouldn't click on that...lol
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Anyone named Jake is trustworthy enough for me! It's the name of a champion...
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I haven't got one of these fancy new twitter phone calls yet. Does this mean I'm not in the cool kids club anymore?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/10/2023
billy joel: we didn’t start the fire detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire billy joel: shit
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I'd vote for u bro
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
This is wise and beautiful
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
As soon as I can afford healthy food this extra weight is GONE!
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Best advice I've heard all week
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
He know exactly what he doin... 🤣🤣🤣😲😲😲
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Wonder how many bots have blocked me?
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
🤣🤣🤣
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Is she single?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Wish I had a job I could lose for my posts.
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JaKe W @colbywinters.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Life alert, but for drunk people who are getting ready to drive...
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