iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No one wants Satterfield, but we didn’t upgrade other than a subset of fans who wanted to tingle in their feely-feels.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Proud of my wife for overhauling the most important* department at America's best hospital. *I mean...

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

shout out to MPHAS COFFEE HAKONE in the Ashigarashimo District of Kanagawa Prefecture for their 4.9 ⭐ google review. If you're in Hakone and looking for a coffee shop that may have potentially existed in canon during the events of Neon Genesis Evangelion, check this place out!

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just feel like I was raised in a family and town where complaining and gossip were viewed as crass, uncouth, and discourteous, but now I live in the Midwest, which makes up for what it lacks in culture with wholly unsophisticated imprudence.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

All right, who wants to freaking grorb me?

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sure UofL got in bed with crypto, but at least now the court looks like Post Malone.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have concerns that our coach is bad

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly’s version was better than Whitney’s.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The 2 box office hits of the summer are Toy Story and Troy Story

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M Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If you didn’t see a book immediately, that’s why we are friends

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Decided not to share #TheLastDriveIn with the visiting in-laws tonight.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

We didn’t have any mint. THYME JULEP #KentuckyDerby

A cocktail I made for the Kentucky Derby that substitutes thyme for mint because Andrea forgot to grab some. But I also didn’t bother to go get any, either. And we live in Minnesota now, which sucks, but even when we lived in Kentucky, we didn’t care much about the Derby. We do like bourbon cocktails, though. Anyway, this tastes better than a mint julep, to be honest.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Ok, you've Quantum Leapt onto the Titanic an hour after it left Queenstown. What do you do to prevent it from sinking?

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a man dressed as a woman wearing a hat and earrings

ALT: a man dressed as a woman wearing a hat and earrings

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I wrote a script for a horror film for the first time and entered it into Killer Shorts. My 1-pager NOTHING YET got 3rd place.

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/04/2026

statement from UofL: "While it is acknowledged that Mr. Schnatter said the 'N-word' on a company call, there's another 'N-word' we urge you to consider here, and that's NIL"

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Wife: The way you know AI is a scam is that the same party and people who have been waging war on public school funding for 50 years are now pushing to spend tax money to get AI into public schools and saying they're doing it to "level the playing field" or so "kids don't get left behind"

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It should be on the back of the CD case.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/04/2026

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

@andrearae.bsky.social is leading a team meeting at [institution] and working really hard not to say the phrase “fucked up”

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

You can't blame everything on his dementia-riddled brain. He is, at his core, a sociopath and wants to kill and harm as many people as possible.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

You can tell the SNL writers don't watch college basketball because they played Bruce Pearl straight.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I think I actually hate Michigan more, but I'm aggressively annoyed at how nonchalantly UConn just scoops up trophies every couple years.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just started John Scalzi’s The Kaiju Preservation Society, and I think I’m finally going to have to pull the trigger on Snow Crash and Neuromancer.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The Knights Radiant have returned.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Anyway, they should be embarrassed.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Duke won't be elite until they get past thinking everything should be handed to them.

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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Go teams that will make my bracket profitable

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