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Colgate

@colagtagte.bsky.social
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i'm the annoying classic mega man guy who works on Mega Man Y+1. you can also find me on discord under the name "colgate". actually managed to snipe the canonical username there. please do not send random friend requests banner by InexcusableFridgeman

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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
MS Paint drawing of a streaming service player shrinking the credits of a show/movie to present an advertisement for something else. 

(Credits for show/movie you loved that you let play out while you think about what you just saw)

LALA STUPID LAND ADVENTURE (STREAMING SERVICE ORIGINAL) THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT - SEASON 2

GET READY, THIS IS GONNA AUTOPLAY IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WE HOPE WE'RE NOT UNDERCUTTING THE EMOTIONS YOU'RE FEELING FROM THE LAST THING YOU WERE WATCHING. CONSUME MEDIA! CONSUME MORE CONTENT!
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RC @rcurchin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jet Man (I had to shrink him in the wash like 3 times)!! #megaman #megamanDO #megamandualoverride #jetman
An 8-bit sprite of Jet Man from Mega Man: Dual Override.
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thiel @rrthiel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so many ways to get a triangle wave but none of them sound quite like the 2a03 tri. chiptune equivalent to cookies just like mama used to make
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🔞 human of unpeeled variety @unpeeledhuman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
um. #unpeeled-comics
a person says "pinch me, i must be dreaming" with clasped-together hands and rosy cheeks
someone pinches them, and they wake up in a dark space
they look up to see a hellscape with a monstrous face in the sky
the person looks horrified
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
recently I came to a realization about why "smart devices" are so shitty if you take an appliance that creates some sort of physical output, and connect it to a network, what you've actually done is invent a new kind of printer and printers are, of course, the devil's machines
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+TEK @plustek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Lina ⏪ @stereoprotect.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck yeah bro. 8 month long understaffing. taking away already existing staff to work on other understaffed departments. 30 patients an hour. increasing wrist tendonitis and lower backpain. it’s capitalism dawg it’s lit
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Colgate @colagtagte.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lmao @ the premature celebrations for proto man gameplay he's just mega man with Shield Techniques(tm) over special weapons, and those Shield Techniques(tm) judging by the jet one seem to (at least some of the time) just be the special weapons with less flavour
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
I say this as a joke but honestly if, when playing a video game, you can lose and: - not get frustrated or annoyed - think about what happened and examine the elements in play - reconsider your choices regularly then you'll be well on your way to overcoming a lot of difficult gaming challenges
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mors @mors.games · 04/09/2026
made a new game you can only shoot to the dead center. don't get hit by your own bullet made for the #pico1k jam in under 1024 bytes mors-games.itch.io/dead-center enjoy
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keybug Streams Sometimes @keybug55.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wow, modern internet is terrible I was checking a VA on a wikia page, and I'm like "I'm too lazy to search it on a search engine rather than clickinga link, let's see" and ofc it's a iMBD link my beloathed a min later, I recieve an email "Welcome to iMBD!" this feels illegal somehow
an email I received from iMBD, simply for the crime of clicking on a link to the site. timestamped 12:08pm

"Welcome to IMDb, an Amazon company.

On IMDb, you can create your own Watchlist, rate and review movies and shows, get personalized recommendations, set up a profile, and more.

You can now use your Amazon account to sign into IMDb. Some customers may have been automatically signed in to IMDb with their Amazon account.

Need to sign out of your Amazon account on IMDb? Tap your profile picture and select "sign out" from the dropdown menu. On mobile? Tap your profile picture, navigate to account settings, and hit "sign out." If you have questions about using IMDb, visit https://help.imdb.com/imdb and we'll be happy to help.

If you're joining us as an IMDbPro customer, make sure you claim your IMDb page, set a primary photo, and select your profession. For help with IMDbPro and advice on how to get the most out of your membership, visit https://help.imdb.com/imdbpro.

See you at the movies!

The IMDb Team

[Please note this email is an automated message for all newly registered IMDb and IMDbPro customers]"
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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They/Them Squall Leonhart @biggnomeyt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FACTS: Visual novels and turn based RPGs are realer video games because video games are about learning skills to overcome tough challenges. Literacy and mathematics are skills you need in the real world unlike flying around in space shooting things or making combo MADs which are wastes of time.
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Grant Stoner @supercrip1994.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The worst part about ALL of this is disabled people are relatively on their own in this fight. No one is really standing with us. It's us yelling loudly about how we keep getting kicked while others are yelling at us to stop yelling about being kicked.
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Zedicon Hoyrse (but 💀 SPOOKY 💀 ) 🐴🏳️‍🌈 @zedicon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Life is fucking miserable when all of your stat points are in penis and cooking
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Colgate @colagtagte.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i think a very unhealthy feature of the modern internet is that if one person makes a bad or silly post, they become the main antagonist of a week-long platform-wide discussion as to whether certain people deserve rights or whether a health condition is actually real or whatnot
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logan's (w)ren @rotblossom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
actually deeply sick of hearing Terf Island jokes from anyone who isn't actually living here and understands what that shit actually means, other trans people included its insane that the shit we have to live with here has been turned into a gag on the same level as making fun of beans on toast
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 08/08/2026
And you got other levels of this, like how people keep playing games they hate because of like unlockable season pass retention mechanisms and stuff. So much of modern gaming is about tricking people into doing things they don't like for psychological rewards.
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Khao Mortadios @khaomortadios.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Everyone hates it when their opponent just leaves the game before it's over, so I've been trying to find ways to soften the blow a little bit. #fightinggame #gamemaker #indiedev
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HaruMKT / Tabbyvalanche @handle.invalid · 03/08/2026
hate to make this post, however... my fridge just died; don't worry, have a new one on the way. this month is still gonna be tight as fuck now though because I've just had to bin over 70 euro worth of perishables. ANY kind of help financially right now would be mad fucking appreciated followup ->
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MelonadeM @melonadem.com · 03/08/2026
🌊🏢 Submerged Ruins I've made a song with REAPER using the CM-32L and U-220 - these two pair very well together I think! #dtm #composer
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
something horrifying has come to me in a vision
a venn diagram where the three circles are "no one can afford graphics cards," "running out of IP to remake over and over," and "ongoing strangling nostalgia effect," and the central overlap is "upcoming AAA "demake" trend."
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Grant Stoner @supercrip1994.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
For seven years, I've had the privilege of reporting on accessibility and the disabled perspective. And now, during my seventh Disability Pride Month in this industry, I'm left wondering if this beat is coming to an end. Read my first @skyboxcritics.com piece here: skyboxcritics.com/2026/07/28/t...
skyboxcritics.com
The vanishing art of disability reporting
As the games industry contracts, disability reporting is facing an extinction-level crisis.
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AdamKos @adamkos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A sad but important read. This is the reality of the industry, and Grant gives voice to it.
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Rei8bit @rei8bit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Zxx effect magic (: Blank wave is underrated lol #FamiTracker #Chiptune
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NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The "Falcom Music Channel" on Youtube has been taken down by copyright www.resetera.com/threads/15...
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 14/07/2026
I love being motivated to make things because of spite
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Serious questions should be asked as to how the supposedly non-biased BBC can justify airing a broadcast completely operated by Reform UK themselves. Nigel Farage should not been given complete editorial control of what is being aired on our national public service broadcaster.
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lottie @lottievixen.xyz · 05/07/2026
well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...
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Lapsus$: GTA 6 hacker handed indefinite hospital order
Judge says hacker remains a high risk through his skills and motivation to carry out cyber-crime.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The 8-bit Mega Man cutscene when it needs to show that the city is under attack by Dr. Wily and his eight robot masters
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Bilhões and Billions @omnicr.one · 02/07/2026
the crazy thing about game preservation debate is this idea that we can reach a compromise with gaming companies when just yesterday the ESA loudly lobbied that private servers for online games should be illegal. this was always an adversarial relationship.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
cropped youtube screenshot from channel TheReportOfTheWeek titled "Is There ANYTHING That Isn't Getting Worse?" and reviewbrah looks like he totally cannot believe the bullcrap thats happening
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 30/06/2026
A gamer playing a retro game for the first time was recommended a modest list of mods to improve her experience. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Retro Game Apparently Best Experienced With Modded Resolution, Framerate, Textures, Models, Sound, Controls, Mechanics, Story, Title.
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Aria @thatartisan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I suppose that it's that time of the month again where I need to say I'm looking for contract work again. My full portfolio is at thatartisan.carrd.co I'm also opening commissions for static sprites. DM me on Bluesky or email me if you'd like to get in touch.
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«Como las cosas humanas no sean eternas...» @holediggingclub.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Is pointing a Geiger counter at your nuclear submarine operating girlfriend and hearing the comforting ticks of incredibly high readings moe? It's very possible.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 26/06/2026
The words "You Wouldn't Own a Film" in the "You Wouldn't Steal a Car" style from the shite 00s anti-piracy adverts.
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Lina ⏪ @stereoprotect.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
there is a child near me at work doing the usual baby babble but he started repeatedly saying the syllables “na•ka•ma” together, in that order, and my brainrotten-ass almost exploded having to hold in laughter. i am not normal
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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
indie dev who heroically does not play or study games so as to maintain their pure creativity: "once you complete the procedurally generated level you pick between one of three upgrades"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 19/06/2026
cant have shit in this economy
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
wily just texted me "got shwasted last night and ordered 2000 tungsten rods help" hahaha what an absolute mad lad
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/06/2026
no other way to say it, this thing in the uk where every single time a non-white person is in the news being accused of a crime we have full on race riots is very very bad
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
sorry man idk how to tell you this but you're underappreciated in the current meta discussion. like you have a lot of upsides but you require further analysis and the top players just aren't interested in experimenting and deviating rn. yeah a lot of people think you're bad due to this.
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chimera aunt @strangelittlevine.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
the backbone of the entire present day global economy is "collecting rent on pareidolia"
Reddit post on r/GithubCopilot titled "Thanking Copilot now consumes 3.5% of your monthly credit allowance"
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Zedicon Hoyrse (but 💀 SPOOKY 💀 ) 🐴🏳️‍🌈 @zedicon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
nice one dude cool trick
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miomancer @miomancer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
really cool advice from ZUN in the touhou 14 omake.txt
Screenshot of an excerpt from Touhou 14 omake.txt English Translation:
Well, how was the content?
While it looks difficult at first, if you chain patterns well enough, you will gain many lives,
so it's not that hard right?
For people who think "the second half is hard, it's too hard to gain extra lives,"
please use bombs. Use them generously.
The game this time is about collecting lives in stages and ruthlessly battling the bosses.
If you use bombs in places with lots of items, you can collect life pieces easily.
Once you get used to it, it's possible to reach max lives by stage 3.
Look, isn't it easy?
Hmm? You want to no-miss, no-bomb clear it? That's really hellish...
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