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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

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New Englander often found running or biking somewhere when not terminally online.

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 9h
All *three* Greater Boston AMCs, too
Boston/Cambridge/Somerville showtimes for Friday Oct 16 for You Can See Everything
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't know that there's a good way to give a take on it without spoilers but it's a giant swing and I think anyone who likes movies should see it in as big a format as possible
My 3.5 star letterboxd review of digger

The most I can say after one watch is that I understand why Anne Hathaway gave it 5/5
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy shit
Podcast episode. Oct 7 (that's today) 

Song Exploder - Elvis Costello - Alison
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
manly paradise
Manly Paradise, a real building i saw a few weeks ago
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A hastily edited sad sluggo over Bianca from 30 rock expressing her love for a big beef and cheddar
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goose attack meme with "the stuff he's gone through"
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The king of all cider donuts
Post half marathon atkins farm apple cider donuts, ca. 2024
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UMass gains 7 votes in the coaches poll, hell yeah
Others Receiving Votes

Oklahoma State 126; Kentucky 123; Boise State 112; Pittsburgh 97; Virginia Tech 84; Nebraska 67; Wake Forest 48; Louisville 42; Wisconsin 39; Cincinnati 35; Auburn 22; Washington 20; James Madison 17; Virginia 15; Texas A&M 14; Northwestern 12; North Dakota State 11; Massachusetts 9; New Mexico 7; Minnesota 7; Oklahoma 6; Clemson 5; Arizona 3; Western Michigan 2; UTSA 2; West Virginia 1;
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
transphobe labeler hits again
guy is labeled for posting transphobic shit, which almost always translates to being a turd in other ways
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Extremely funny, especially considering that 12 hours ago YouTube was trying to get me to buy tickets
A gigantic, front page top of screen ad on YouTube for Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour stop in Boston, which have now been canceled "due to weather" and not because he's an equivocating little slug
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
las culturistas culture award nominee for scariest moment in history

hereditary lil diva head come off
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
UMass ranked 44th in the Coaches Poll They said it wasn't possible
Others receiving votes: Houston 116; Mississippi State 114; Duke 70; West Virginia 55; Kentucky 54; Oklahoma State 36; Pittsburgh 35; Virginia Tech 30; Vanderbilt 29; Boise State 29; Tulsa 20; UCLA 18; Kansas State 18; Western Michigan 17; Nebraska 11; North Dakota State 8; Northwestern 4; Clemson 3; Massachusetts 2; James Madison 2; Arizona 1
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
for the... 13 time? 14th time? i did not get a spot in the Tokyo Marathon. this annual rejection ritual is probably the most consistent, predictable thing in my life over the last decade and a half
General Entry | Marathon - General | Not Selected - General draw
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was wandering through Cambridge the other night and stumbled on the Feast of Saints Cosmas and Taylor Dayne was performing? And she sounded fantastic? And then I looked up the event and they had an incredible boy and revue the night before
A distant shot of Taylor dayne, in a black leotard looking very good for her age, lot on Italian flag lighting on stage. A cute kid is in the foreground pulling focus The Saints Cosmas and Damian Society is proud to welcome back *NSYNC founding member CHRIS KIRKPATRICK hosting an amazing show with international performing artists

O-TOWN, LFO, and RYAN CABRERA! You don't want to miss these amazing artists performing their megahits and culminating with Chris Kirkpatrick performing *NSYNC hits with all the artists together on stage. This will be a night to remember at the Feast and don't forget to come early to get your spot on Warren Street for this epic performance!
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The last of Ed Sheeran's support acts for the Loop tour, Danish group Lukas Graham, has dropped off in support of Palestine
It's hard to watch families and other parts of the World burying the people they love

We should be able to speak about war, about civilians being killed, about children who deserve to grow up. Wherever they live. Whatever flag flies over them

I grew up in Christiana, a small community in Denmark where speaking your mind was part of everyday life. Having more money didn't make your opinion worth more than anyone else's. 

Money doesn't give you the right to own the conversation. Nobody's bank balance should decide who gets to speak or which suffering we're allowed to acknowledge 

I love Ed, and I'm grateful for everything we've shared. That hasn't changed. But I can't put these words out into the world and carry on with this tour As things stand. We are withdrawing from the remaining dates.

I'm sorry we won't be there. This is a difficult decision. But it's one I need to stand by 

🍉 🍉 🍉
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vending machine owners are drunk with power
$4 for 3 oz of haribo gummies or 1.25 oz of jerky. You can readily find either for leas than $2 per ounce 

The lays chips in the row below are $1.50, which is also a rip off, but not as bad as the gummies or the jerky
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
george bush a second plane meme
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh no.
KAEDE Smith, from killer7
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A second NBA team has been represented in Australia A man got on my train wearing a Kyrie Irving Celtics Jersey
A second plane gwb memeA shaggy haired white guy in a celtics jersey
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sensual alf
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
...how many times did people try to get ferry tickets from the gacha machine?
A gacha machine with a big laminated sign that says NOT FERRY TICKETS
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I had to describe Kathryn Hahn in three words or phrases, i would also choose "premium", "light", and "full flavor"
Hahn beer, in my hand
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can't fool me, I know there are only two Steve Miller Band albums
1976's Fly Like an Eagle 1978's Greatest Hits 1974-1978, which is mistitled because it includes a song from 1973 and none from 1978
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh, she gave a master class in something humans have been doing well for 5000 years?
A very dumb Glamour headline: Selena Gomez (who I have nothing against ftr) just gave a master class in styling brown boots for fall 2026

The picture with the headline is her walking somewhere with her funny little husband
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was wandering around Sydney all afternoon Decided to go to a cocktail bar named Apollonia, not realizing I was wearing a Prince t-shirt, for dinner and a drink. Buckled up for some good natured ribbing about the shirt I got there and it turns out it's named after *the other Apollonia*
A picture of Apollonia Vitelli Corleone, from the Godfather, on the front of a menu. She's the one who gets blown up by the car bomb in Sicily
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every single one of these trucks would be better for the world today than the trucks that got built instead, and not just because these are smaller or weirder
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The rest of the world is not only passing the US in things like education and health outcomes, they're killing us in outdoor seating innovation This place has outdoor bar seating that faces into the kitchen/bar area, opposite the indoor bar Absolutely genius
A bar where there's service on two sides but one side is outside and the other is inside. It's warmly lit and in orange and brown hues and a man in kitchen whites is making drinks
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No joke: I met this lace monitor that likes snuggles not 20 minutes ago. I think she and her handler could definitely be on a sitcom
A very charming, smiley australian woman letting a lace monitor nuzzle her like a baby
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The similarly named Sian Clifford, notably from Fleabag
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We talking Spoon rankings?
Ashley Padilla's very loud coworker character that no one wants in conversation
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bring it on: all or nothing
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The airplane has two of the tensest movies I've ever seen next to each other in alphabetical order
It was just an accident and jaws
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They're calling them the worst disguises of all time
Big Ed and Dale Cooper as "Fred and Barney" surveiling One Eyed Jack's in the penultimate episode of season 1 of Twin Peaks 

Ed has some kind of bad perm and an obviously fake mustache. He's wearing a red cowboy shirt and a bolo tie with a black suit. He looks ridiculous.

Cooper is wearing a tux instead of his normal black suit, and has done absolutely nothing different with his hair. The only thing discernibly different is a pair of nebbish glasses
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think we know who his brother is
Jon Bernthal as Mikey berzatto
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Guys did you know you can just go to the movies and your mood will significantly improve?
The dune 3 trailer in 70mm IMAX, taken from the back row, where I was seated for the Odyssey
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if only someone had warned us, like, over 2 years ago, that this was a disaster waiting to happen, like, I dunno, Hunterbrook Media (hntrbrk.com/investigatio...), or your average NBA fan
me, in april of 2024, saying that the ftc or sec should investigate ishbia, which could force him to sell the suns

now he might have to sell the suns because his predatory lending company is in the process of going tits up
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the president, essentially
friendship ended with south korea

now north korea is my best friend
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Very good dog at the brewery cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Some kind of pit bull mix with weirdly docked ears in a sort of stroller carrier because it has mobility issues
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh hell yeah Season 2 of The Lowdown, October 14
Betty Gilpin and Tommy Lee Jones, each talking to Ethan Hawke in separate scenes
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I watched David Lynch's Dune for the first time the other night and I had some thoughts
A venn diagram where the two circles are "David Lynch's Dune" and "Dire Straits' Money for Nothing" and in the overlapping area is "Surprising amount of Sting" and "weird blocky CGI men"
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
3 different ways of covering the same crash that resulted in a bicyclist being medevaced see if you can spot the difference between @masslive.bsky.social, who did a horseshit job, @whav.net, who i'm damning with faint praise by saying "did better than MassLive", and the Lawrence Eagle Tribune
MassLive headline: Bicyclist airlifted to hospital after colliding with car in North Andoverfrom WHAV (Haverhill): Bicyclist receives 'serious injuries' in North Andover crashLawrence Eagle Tribune: Bicyclist hit by tractor trailer on Turnpike Street
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kumail nanjiani saying "that's never happened to me before" after a very flaccid t shirt launcher shot on taskmaster
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't say it wasn't a queer invention but it would be a very old queer person
However, has been used figuratively since the 1600s To describe an imaginative worm infecting the brain, according to citations in the OED

Here is an example from antiquity revived a 1693 religious tract "which undutiful and turbulent allegation has not seldom created such a restless brainworm in the noddles of the multitude?"
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I went to a screening of The Great Muppet Caper this morning and someone brought Red Fraggle. She sat in the front row watching the movie and took pictures with kids and their parents after 😭
A bearded, long haired man in a yellow and red  Dan flashes style shirt with his Red Fraggle muppet
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
do not seek the treasure, from o brother, but treasure has been replaced with tartare
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The hand written note the winner sent to the FEC is insane. Apologies for the lack of alt text, it's too long (but most of it is quoted in the article)
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The elation was palpable everywhere
Me, texting "evolution limbo" to a friend, who was also watching, upon seeing Lisa hanawalt's drawing 

Our simultaneous reactions a moment later

Them: holy fuck
Me: YES
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A fresh one for you:
A four paneled image of four Baltimore orioles, one of whom is Adley Rutschman, with text reading COULDN'T SEE SPIDER-MAN. 

A smaller picture of a lumpy Spider-Man is overlaid in a circle above the word couldn't
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Everyone has noticed the book and the lab coat But why is Sheryl's watch telling her to stand up
Cropped and rotated look at Sheryl Sandberg's apple watch, which is telling her to stand up even though she is standing/walking
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