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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 4h

Chipotle respecting the death of a teenager more than the cops investigating it

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not to defend Dr Oz but I bought a pound of butter at Wegmans yesterday and it was 2.79 That's 70 cents a stick

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

<Beat riff> Soviet raider Your legs give way, you hit the ground Pigeons for later Don't fly away and let me down

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I haven't seen Digger (VistaVision this week!) yet but I have been waiting for someone to earnestly make this comparison because I am sure The Discourse will be entertaining as hell

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's a miracle scene, truly And saving it for as late as they did, it makes Stan an even more tragic figure. All the reckoning he has to do is his, alone. We don't get to see it. It's incredible

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We have to have a complete and total shutdown of Thanksgiving until our country's football teams can figure out what the hell is going on

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

luke's got a toilet for piss and a toilet for shit like a fancy lad

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

when a mets fan says this in the playoffs you know something incredible happened

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Vermont: East coast West Virginia: not East coast Pennsylvania: ??????

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bearing in mind that I am watching Vikings/Dolphins in Massachusetts: I just got a commercial from Angela Paxton, who is divorcing Ken Paxton, encouraging voters not think about individual candidates and instead think about the "whole team" and vote for a straight Republican ticket in Texas yikes

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fox sent the Vikings/Dolphins game to commercial with Soul Asylum's "Somebody to Shove" Maybe the first Minnesota-specific bumper music I can recall that wasn't Prince or Lizzo

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i live close enough to New Hampshire that I should be able to remember which party the 8 people who keep running for office belong to and yet

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You just can't expect Bluesky to know things from before they were born unless it's Steely Dan albums

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I haven't ridden up that way in ages. Is that the crossing after 97 but before Maple?

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mascot party

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I rarely think of 100% unlikable characters, but it's not usually that hard to summon some loathsome figures – old bosses, former coworkers, clients, my grandfather – from whom I can pull pieces I can then Frankenstein together into a new kind of jerk

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You have to be a very specific mix of gullible fool and a nakedly cynical striver to have kids with that guy at this point It's all so transparently transactional

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No joke: had a big atlas in the car for long trips, because you couldn't print out MapQuest directions from like, Boston to Nashville or whatever. Too much ink and paper.

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it took me entirely too long to figure out why you would have a Colombia jersey

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

statement might as well say players can do what they want as long as it complies with school and NCAA rules and we can host what we want on campus but there's no relationship between those two things

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

1 Jrue 2 Curry 3 LeBron 4 Durant 5 Horford maybe there's an argument for Brook Lopez at the 5, or Deandre Jordan for rebounding, but all the other intangibles are probably better for Al

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Virginia is the only state outside of New England I've ever been pulled over in. Got a warning, but they're absolutely obnoxious about highway policing. Good intel on Wyoming, though, thanks for that

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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Love when a great game is on a network no one has streaming access to

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Deshaun watson has been worse as a QB, for longer, than Tucker was as a kicker It's entirely about money/sunk cost

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's shit like this that makes me genuinely surprised Justin Tucker got – by today's standards – unceremoniously drummed out of the league

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The dumbest off-season story in the NBA comes to a close with the Duren getting everything he asked for

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am a pretty tech savvy person, but I genuinely have no idea how they do this and I *love* that I can't easily figure it out just by watching I'd have to look shit up and I'm absolutely not gonna do that. I want to live in a world with some magic

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Goddamn it, I gotta put this back in my running playlist now

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've seen two 35mm rep screenings of Harrison Ford movies recently and Raiders was the other one. Full house, maybe a third of people seeing it for the first time, period Absolutely electric.

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I just saw Witness for the first time (what a picture!) What's your favorite Harrison Ford and/or Peter Weir movie?

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

why would we talk about the 2013 SCF when we can talk about the 2019 SCF

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Newsweek @newsweek.com · 30/09/2026

A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.

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Nurse helped injured Mexican escape ICE custody at hospital: Feds

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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hard to win baseball games when you give your opponents free runs

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