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Mark

@cohnjonner.bsky.social
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Elder Millennial Nerd, Lanky Hipster Doofus Phoenix,AZ

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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Eric Andre Eric Andre Show
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Truth 👇
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A minor league player just found out he's headed to the majors, and the moment is pure joy on camera.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First it was my chair. Then it was Billy’s chair. Now it’s Juice Box’s chair. I’d like to use again, but there’s a waiting list.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/09/2026
And yet there are people who actually believe this clown is going to send them a check for $5,000.
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God @thegodshow.com · 13/09/2026
“DONALD TRUMP IS NOT WELCOME HERE!”
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Bless The Irish For Standing Up To Donald
Dear Humans,
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how it’s done.
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Ed Ortiz @ortizei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hyped for my talafreako shirt to show up 🫡
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/09/2026
We don’t talk about Russ Vought enough and he’s the most powerful villain in Washington, D.C.
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thxchef.bsky.social @thxchef.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I stand with our Zelensky, NATO and our Allies. I am not a Russian OR Netanyahu's Asset.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

the ONION
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
are those coming before or after the DOGE checks? maybe after he releases the Epstein files?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve been hesitant to go this far - because I think party division will only hurt us in November - but seriously, fuck Fetterman.
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Owen Wilson's Iconic 'Wow' Reaction
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
I know for a FACT that Trump wasn't at Ground Zero after 9/11 because: 1. Nobody saw him there (his words) 2. He's a HUUUGE coward who hides in food carts God rests his case.
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a broken clock etc etc…
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
padres and dbacks are stuck in a who wants this last WC spot less race 😭
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Joy-Ann Reid @joyannreid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's still Lake Ontario. And the Gulf of Mexico. You're welcome.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 31/08/2026
The Pentagon influencer scandal keeps getting bigger. More partisan online personalities. More government jobs. More taxpayer money. Who hired them, what are they being paid to do, and are military officers violating the UCMJ? This deserves answers.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Right?!?!
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: USDA warning: do not consume any food.
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Adam Devine's 'What Up, Dogg?' Moment
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
game over now that BYD is in North America. US Auto industry needs to step their shit up or get left behind.
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yeah jeffries needs to go yesterday, along with schumer
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/08/2026
This landmark settlement is a powerful step toward holding Big Tech accountable. I applaud AG James for taking on corporate greed and fighting to put New York’s children first.
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Mark @cohnjonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
never been more relieved not to eat meat than i am right now
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay, this is the one that made me cry.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
I'll have a men's hot dog, please
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BELOW: Lipstick on a pig has been replaced by toupée on a shit walrus.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Chef Backyardee
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I did manage not to reskeet a faked Orwell quote today. He said, preening modestly.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lots of people genuinely suffered during Covid, but if your big trauma was that you had to wear a cloth over your face, or you could only eat on the restaurant‘s outdoor patio, or you couldn’t see Wonder Woman 1984 in a theater, please shut the fuck up.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
NEW: OpenAI’s unhinged AI models hacked at least FOUR “publicly available services”—not just Hugging Face, as was initially disclosed. @dell.bsky.social and Maxwell Zeff report: www.wired.com/story/openai...
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OpenAI’s Rogue AI Agent Hacked More Than Just Hugging Face
In a new disclosure, OpenAI says its agent used exposed logins to gain access to at least four “publicly available services” in its unhinged quest to solve a test.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Canadian life expectancy is 3.3 years longer, and our crime rate is a third of yours.
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#booksky
A man holding a book up and saying “I find this book offensive” the librarian responds “ cool. Give it back so I can lend it to someone who doesn’t “
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Sabrina McDaniel 🌊💙 @sabrina-mcdaniel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 10/07/2026
New York London Paris Munich Everybody's talking bout SNOKE'S TUNIC
Snoke from Star Wars
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.
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