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Collin

@cofius.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent gen Z industrial engineer. Better with Excel than with people.

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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alright, here's my conspiracy theory for why the big AI players are suddenly wanting to slow down: All their flagship models just presented a foolproof solution to wealth inequality and created a system that removes the need for overpaid executives.
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TurboFloppy #DuFehlst @darkfloppy1.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ewiges Wachstum in einem endlichen System. In der Wirtschaft nennt man das Kapitalismus. In der Medizin heißt es schlicht und einfach Krebs.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Whoever had the idea to warm up the ultrasound gel, I wanna buy you a beer.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/01/2026
Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Come on. Another reboot?
A split image depicting military vehicles driving past oil pump jacks in two different locations. The top half of the image shows Iraq and the bottom half shows Venezuela. A caption in the center of the image reads "Iraq 2: Petroleum Boogaloo"
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm not interested in getting healthier or improving as a person. You won't find me in he gym or going for a jog. No, this year I have one goal. Be more silly.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
If I decided it was too much bother to clean my house so I moved into an igloo in Antarctica for the rest of my life, you'd think I was awful stupid. Tech bros deciding they'd lose too much profit if they stopped destroying the Earth because they can move to Mars someday is even stupider.
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Mark Brown @markoneinfour.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
AI is often sold as 'do something you already know how to do more efficiently' but is often bought as 'do something you don't know how to do with no idea if you are doing it efficiently at all'
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
We can't afford to be centrist anymore. It's time to pick a side.
​A "Which side are you on?" meme featuring two illustrated figures representing the Bloods and Crips gang rivalry. The left side is saturated in red with the hex code "#FF0000" at the bottom, while the right side is saturated in blue with the hex code "#0000FF." The joke replaces gang affiliation with the technical color codes for pure red and pure blue.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14/12/2025
Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I can't explain why but a #FIFA Peace Prize has the same feel, to me, as Bruce Wayne getting a Nobel in chemistry for his discovery of the element Batmium.
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Grace Loh Prasad @gracelp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

When someone uses the word, "illegals" I am done listening to what they have to say. I live in America, a nation stolen from the indigenous natives, built on the backs of slaves, & made prosperous by the sweat, & blood of immigrants. "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." My country is not white. It's not Christian. It's American. It's made up of people from around the globe. Humans aren't illegal. But your dehumanization, & demonization should be.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole." -𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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semourwit.bsky.social @semourwit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Da sind echt düstere Aussichten: Klimakrise, Rechtsruck. Ich weiß wirklich nicht, ob ich extreme Hitze und Faschismus gleichzeitig ertragen kann.
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Celebrating the stock market right now is like thinking it's a miracle that you can suddenly breathe after your head is no longer being held under water.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My wife is showing me mass spectra and explaining her analysis process. It is so fucking hot. #WomenInSTEM
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I've worked in radio before, and I know how hard a few hours of talking can be on the voice. More than 24 is genuinely astonishing. Major respect.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Considering how much of the government is already being gutted, would we really even notice a shutdown?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/03/2025
Free Mahmoud Khalil! Pass it on.
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 07/03/2025
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
🌪️ 🌧️ ☀️ ⛈️ 🌀
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I don't think it's right to call elon a "jester high on ketamine" Jesters are actually funny.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
(🧵) How Elon Musk betrayed America: a thread from a Musk biographer and former federal criminal investigator. Please share widely, here and elsewhere. This will be long. Author bio: www.sethabramson.net/bio Latest book: sethabramson.substack.com/p/proof-of-d...
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Where are all the people who like ironic grammatical errors? I know there out their. See what I did they're?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/02/2025
I don’t have kids. I just care about the world and the people who live in it. It’s never wrong to do the right thing.
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Florian Aigner @florianaigner.at · 22/02/2025
Es ist problematisch, dass wir "Faschismus" oder "Nationalsozialismus" so untrennbar mit Krieg und Holocaust in Verbindung bringen. Dann kann man heutige Faschisten für vergleichsweise harmlos erklären. Aber auch damals hat es nicht gleich damit begonnen. Auch der Weg dorthin ist bereits Faschismus.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Can't wait for a college athlete to point out that, at conception, they belonged to the sex that produces large reproductive cells and, therefore, per trumps own EO (Sec. 2 d), they are considered female and not, in fact, a transgender athlete.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I really wish people who worked at the DMV understood the difference between a hybrid and a PLUG-IN hybrid.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
For such a car dependant country, you'd think drivers in the US would know how to fucking drive.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I know you all already know this, but this is going to get really bad.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My wife and I needed to get passports, so we went to the local library. Only took 30 minutes, including getting pictures and making copies before the appointment. Everyone was so helpful and friendly. Public libraries are the shit.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I don't know about Diablo or Path of Exile, but the fascism speed run is certainly on WR pace!
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm sure that all the people who are against debt forgiveness and who will see an improvement to their credit score because their medical debt is no longer included will be voluntarily disclosing this information to lenders, right?
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Florian Aigner @florianaigner.at · 11/01/2025
Selten hat jemand die internationale Politik so verkompliziert, wie jene Person, die dieses Mal zu Weihnachten Donald Trump offenbar seinen ersten Atlas geschenkt hat.
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
HOLY SHIT! I just applied for a job online with JUST MY RESUME! I didn't have to fill in the exact same information on the next page!
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
To all the utility workers, first responses, public works personnel, and everyone else working hard to deal with this crazy weather, thank you! Stay safe out there!
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Yeah, cause my mirror didn't give me enough bad news before...
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My wife went to a hockey game tonight. Me: Did you see the most exciting part of hockey? Wife: The fights? Me: The zambonis.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It's just me and my nervous system against the world and my nervous system wait a sec
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”
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Collin @cofius.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I find it interesting how so many fans of companies like SpaceX, who seem motivated by the idea of becoming interplanetary, are also firmly against "globalist" policies. Doesn't globalism seem like a natural, necessary step on the way to being interplanetary?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Reminder: When you invest in the American people, the middle class expands, and the economy grows. When you cut taxes on the rich, the rich get richer, and the gains don’t trickle down. It’s that simple.
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