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Static 🔜 H-Town!!!

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They/Them | 20 codestatic on discord, dms open Bucket/Captain for @gameandwatchspl.bsky.social Pfp: @pyryntie.bsky.social Somewhat repost heavy, political content included I stream sometimes: twitch.tv/codestatic

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boku call saul @damp-waffle.bsky.social · 4h
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achTonic 🎶 @achtonic.whiprays.com · 6h
Commentators, you must acknowledge failures as much as great plays. It’s not mean, it’s exciting. So much fun comes from “oh no” moments as a spectator. Trust your judgement and be emotionally invested in the players’ success.
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oven🛸 @ovengoats.world · 17h
btw i dont think counterpicked weapon bans work well in splatoon (as a standard; for gimmick tourney its fine) because some weaps have way more overlap than others. u ban 52 gal & the shooter player just plays literally anything else. u ban explo or tent or whatever & someone goes down 3 divs
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a…
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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eeri stripes 👻 🐦‍🕷️ 🏹 @eeri-stripes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i cant help but find it funny in splatoon when people will refer to any and all weapons as "gun" and u look at it and it's just
a teal-colored hissen, or japanese multi-sectioned paintbrush washing bucket. the splatoon 3 tri-slosher is modelled after this kind of bucket
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Static 🔜 H-Town!!! @codestatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A few days late, but now that I'm back home from H-Town I'm once again inspired to keep pushing myself at the game. This was my first out-of-state lan (I'm not counting Seabattle, Washington is just Oregon if it was less gay /neg) and flying out to see friends I never really thought I'd be able-
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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McJamie @mcjamie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll never die in a funnier way.
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Tailblazer 🏴‍☠️ Post lan depression @tailblazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
h-town so hype i drew scuttle dying in a glue trap #htownsplashdown
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merci @itshappymerci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HI GUYS i still dont have employmenty.......... to those going to big dapple 11..... 😏🍎 dm me on discord.......!!!!!!!!!!! GRIN!!!!!!!! for an epic shikishi commissioned........
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Austin LAN 🔜 Nov. 14th @texas-splatoon.ink · 27/09/2026
Wanna make your own paper craft scuttle at home? Well now you can thanks to @rainy22.bsky.social drive.google.com/drive/folder... Download and print from home! Make sure you tag us with your at home creations!
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Papercraft Scuttle - Google Drive
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New England Squids @nesquids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re just ONE WEEK away from New InkLAN 7!!! Registration is still open, so what are you waiting for? Come join us! #compsplatoon www.start.gg/newinklan
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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Studying gender via the snorunt evolutionary line. I've concluded you can either be an ominous dead snowy woman or orb
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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cnlohr.bsky.social @cnlohr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam.
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D. @repdexteror.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Supreme Court just opened the door for this administration to use an unreliable citizenship database to stop eligible voters from exercising their right. Our democracy needs fewer barriers to voting, not more. Protect the vote. Stay loud. www.cnn.com/2026/09/25/p...
cnn.com
Supreme Court says states can use controversial citizenship data tool for voter audits in win for Trump | CNN Politics
In a major win for President Donald Trump’s efforts to find non-citizen voters, the Supreme Court on Friday said states can use a controversial citizenship data collection tool for reviewing voter rol...
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Static 🔜 H-Town!!! @codestatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why texas hot
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Austin LAN 🔜 Nov. 14th @texas-splatoon.ink · 24/09/2026
🚨 NEW SPLATFEST THEME 🚨 PRINCESS NEPTUNE VS SCUTTLE 🌊🦀 Get your new Splatfest shirts at H-Town Splashdown #8 🔥 Neptune artist: @ambirdoodles.bsky.social Scuttle artist: @galaxyroyaltea.bsky.social Which Texas LAN mascot will you be voting for? #CompSplatoon #SplatoonLANs
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Metro Ink. @ Big Dapple 11 on 11/07 @metroink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hopefully we get to see @mayor.nyc.gov at Big Dapple 11!!! :D
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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bunny ✮⋆˙ @xbunnyyx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Game Plus+ is having their 1st Splatoon Raiders meet October 24th! Handheld/tabletop players are welcome too! This event is free for players to attend and free arcade entry will be given to those participating! #Splatoon3 #Splatoonraiders #Splatoonlan #compsplatoon
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 22/09/2026
Tomorrow, Discord will place everyone into an age group using account signals. They claim 90% of users won't have to confirm their age. They are also introducing new verification methods if you do need to verify that you are an adult, including Credit Cards and App Stores.
More than 90% of you won’t be asked to confirm your age. Since our last post about teen safety, we've had to launch age assurance solutions in more places, including Texas and Brazil. Laws requiring age assurance are expanding around the world. Rather than waiting to be told how to do it, we’re launching our own privacy-preserving approach: one that reflects your feedback.
You can check your age group status at User Settings > Account Status. We've estimated your age group automatically from account signals like how long your account has existed or the kinds of servers you're a part of. We don’t look at your messages, calls, or other content. We're launching this over the course of this week, so it may take a few days to reach your account.
If you're in the adult age group (18+), nothing changes. If you're in the teen age group (13-17), you can keep messaging friends, joining voice calls, and participating in non-age-restricted servers, but with additional safety protections that block age-restricted content, spaces, and settings. Otherwise, Discord works the same. More on this below.
We've added several new ways to confirm your age, including some that don't require an ID or selfie (including credit cards). If you're an adult but weren't automatically placed in the adult age group, you can confirm your age group at any time by going to User Settings > Account Status. More on the new options below.
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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fun fact: Splash-o-matic GCK-O is a unique kit in the sense that the weapon itself is not fun; instead, by spamming mist and storm on the objective, the weapon actually siphons the fun away from your opponents. There are probably moral implications to this.
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Boltz! 🏹⚡️ @fusionboltzgx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like to play the game again. #compsplatoon
Name: Boltz!
Age: 23
Pronouns: They/It/Xe
Weapons: All tri-stringers
Prior Experience: Results in Sendou bio (https://sendou.ink/u/fusionboltzgx)
VC: Yes
Timezone: CST
Availability: My schedule is extremely flexible (I do staff SoS, so my Wednesdays aren't always available)
I do own a capture card and stream

What I'm Looking for:
Div 3-4 team
LGBTQ+ friendly
Consistent Practice

Please reach out to me if interested
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 20/09/2026
this is the worst thing to ever happen at the pentagon in september
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ICE officers reportedly shot and wounded a man today in Austin. Details still coming in. www.statesman.com/news/local/a...
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ICE agent shoots and wounds person in North Austin, officials say
An ICE agent shot and wounded a person Sunday in North Austin, according to three state and local officials.
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Fantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
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🩷🏳️‍⚧️ Lila 🏳️‍⚧️🩷 @lilalychi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hi, my name is Lila. I have two surgeries upcoming & my cat had a very expensive surgery last year. If you are interested in commissions, please consider mine! Sharing is extremely helpful as well. See second post for terms & my cat. ( #Art #Commissions #Splatoon #SplatoonArt #Furry #Drawing )
A Commission Menu displaying different options for requesters to choose from.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 19/09/2026
11 ft 8 Bridge is recruiting a 5th player! Do you enjoy being EVIL with your weapon, a supportive team environment, and destroying rental trucks? We could be the team for you! More information: 11ft8.ink/pages/recrui... Application form: forms.gle/N2MzztDwcPkb... #compsplatoon
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
pooping would be gay as hell if time reversed 😭
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Emma Arcadia @emarcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm the least tech skilled person I know. By a lot. My friends make good natured jokes about how bad I am with tech. The switch to Linux has been extremely easy and rewarding
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Popgun @popgun.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shoutouts to PJ for letting me borrow his car ride iPad.
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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.jpg @jpg.level1.tv · 13/09/2026
Gonna pee in the riptide pool
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zach @starmanzch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found on a room door at Kalahari lmao
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Toyoben @toyoben.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made something
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Seven announcements from todays Nintendo direct you may have missed
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Boing @boing.ink · 09/09/2026
PSA for all Splatoon players attending Riptide
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move the your Nintendo Switch 1 to the fridge
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Chai @chaisplatoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bit of a spoiler for my sba week 3-6 video but @lunacerulea.bsky.social placed 3rd overall in the final showcase! Super proud of how much they’ve improved since day 1 and can’t wait to see them accomplish even more as they’ve decided to stick together post sba! #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #nintendo
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cc @wacstack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Groudon dreaming about getting a big swig of lava
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Cobblemon @cobblemon.com · 06/09/2026
Our trailer for the 1.8 Make your Move update is premiering in 2 hours! You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKok...
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Official Trailer for Cobblemon 1.8 - Make Your Move Update
YouTube video by Cobblemon
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EQ @eleqilix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Where do YOU go on the alignment chart? and no I will not elaborate (also get well soon yoshi <3 )
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
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ו°Yakoyo°•× @yakoyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy shit I'm procrastinating
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