Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!achTonic 🎶 @achtonic.whiprays.com · 6hCommentators, you must acknowledge failures as much as great plays. It’s not mean, it’s exciting. So much fun comes from “oh no” moments as a spectator. Trust your judgement and be emotionally invested in the players’ success. 5458
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!oven🛸 @ovengoats.world · 17hbtw i dont think counterpicked weapon bans work well in splatoon (as a standard; for gimmick tourney its fine) because some weaps have way more overlap than others. u ban 52 gal & the shooter player just plays literally anything else. u ban explo or tent or whatever & someone goes down 3 divs 8868
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a… 2099681
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!eeri stripes 👻 🐦🕷️ 🏹 @eeri-stripes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i cant help but find it funny in splatoon when people will refer to any and all weapons as "gun" and u look at it and it's just 522848
Static 🔜 H-Town!!! @codestatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A few days late, but now that I'm back home from H-Town I'm once again inspired to keep pushing myself at the game. This was my first out-of-state lan (I'm not counting Seabattle, Washington is just Oregon if it was less gay /neg) and flying out to see friends I never really thought I'd be able- 2142
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!McJamie @mcjamie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'll never die in a funnier way. 620973
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Tailblazer 🏴☠️ Post lan depression @tailblazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026h-town so hype i drew scuttle dying in a glue trap #htownsplashdown 25419
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!merci @itshappymerci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026HI GUYS i still dont have employmenty.......... to those going to big dapple 11..... 😏🍎 dm me on discord.......!!!!!!!!!!! GRIN!!!!!!!! for an epic shikishi commissioned........ 04821
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 61141360
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Austin LAN 🔜 Nov. 14th @texas-splatoon.ink · 27/09/2026Wanna make your own paper craft scuttle at home? Well now you can thanks to @rainy22.bsky.social drive.google.com/drive/folder... Download and print from home! Make sure you tag us with your at home creations!drive.google.comPapercraft Scuttle - Google Drive 0147
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!New England Squids @nesquids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We’re just ONE WEEK away from New InkLAN 7!!! Registration is still open, so what are you waiting for? Come join us! #compsplatoon www.start.gg/newinklan 087
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Studying gender via the snorunt evolutionary line. I've concluded you can either be an ominous dead snowy woman or orb 1192
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!cnlohr.bsky.social @cnlohr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam. 19881239
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951142054
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D. @repdexteror.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Supreme Court just opened the door for this administration to use an unreliable citizenship database to stop eligible voters from exercising their right. Our democracy needs fewer barriers to voting, not more. Protect the vote. Stay loud. www.cnn.com/2026/09/25/p...cnn.comSupreme Court says states can use controversial citizenship data tool for voter audits in win for Trump | CNN PoliticsIn a major win for President Donald Trump’s efforts to find non-citizen voters, the Supreme Court on Friday said states can use a controversial citizenship data collection tool for reviewing voter rol... 53211
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Austin LAN 🔜 Nov. 14th @texas-splatoon.ink · 24/09/2026🚨 NEW SPLATFEST THEME 🚨 PRINCESS NEPTUNE VS SCUTTLE 🌊🦀 Get your new Splatfest shirts at H-Town Splashdown #8 🔥 Neptune artist: @ambirdoodles.bsky.social Scuttle artist: @galaxyroyaltea.bsky.social Which Texas LAN mascot will you be voting for? #CompSplatoon #SplatoonLANs 28127
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Metro Ink. @ Big Dapple 11 on 11/07 @metroink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hopefully we get to see @mayor.nyc.gov at Big Dapple 11!!! :D 414134
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today. 6047731518
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!bunny ✮⋆˙ @xbunnyyx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026New Game Plus+ is having their 1st Splatoon Raiders meet October 24th! Handheld/tabletop players are welcome too! This event is free for players to attend and free arcade entry will be given to those participating! #Splatoon3 #Splatoonraiders #Splatoonlan #compsplatoon 22915
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 22/09/2026Tomorrow, Discord will place everyone into an age group using account signals. They claim 90% of users won't have to confirm their age. They are also introducing new verification methods if you do need to verify that you are an adult, including Credit Cards and App Stores. 43864751
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fun fact: Splash-o-matic GCK-O is a unique kit in the sense that the weapon itself is not fun; instead, by spamming mist and storm on the objective, the weapon actually siphons the fun away from your opponents. There are probably moral implications to this. 0193
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Boltz! 🏹⚡️ @fusionboltzgx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I would like to play the game again. #compsplatoon 41710
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow" 707708983
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 20/09/2026this is the worst thing to ever happen at the pentagon in september 151149239
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ICE officers reportedly shot and wounded a man today in Austin. Details still coming in. www.statesman.com/news/local/a...statesman.comICE agent shoots and wounds person in North Austin, officials sayAn ICE agent shot and wounded a person Sunday in North Austin, according to three state and local officials. 16989451
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Fantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social 201036174
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!🩷🏳️⚧️ Lila 🏳️⚧️🩷 @lilalychi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Hi, my name is Lila. I have two surgeries upcoming & my cat had a very expensive surgery last year. If you are interested in commissions, please consider mine! Sharing is extremely helpful as well. See second post for terms & my cat. ( #Art #Commissions #Splatoon #SplatoonArt #Furry #Drawing ) 14635
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years. 7845341050
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 19/09/202611 ft 8 Bridge is recruiting a 5th player! Do you enjoy being EVIL with your weapon, a supportive team environment, and destroying rental trucks? We could be the team for you! More information: 11ft8.ink/pages/recrui... Application form: forms.gle/N2MzztDwcPkb... #compsplatoon 27233
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026pooping would be gay as hell if time reversed 😭 0563
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Emma Arcadia @emarcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm the least tech skilled person I know. By a lot. My friends make good natured jokes about how bad I am with tech. The switch to Linux has been extremely easy and rewarding 423128
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Popgun @popgun.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Shoutouts to PJ for letting me borrow his car ride iPad. 119528
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!zach @starmanzch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Found on a room door at Kalahari lmao 222032
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Seven announcements from todays Nintendo direct you may have missed 28721
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Boing @boing.ink · 09/09/2026PSA for all Splatoon players attending Riptide 111131
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Chai @chaisplatoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Bit of a spoiler for my sba week 3-6 video but @lunacerulea.bsky.social placed 3rd overall in the final showcase! Super proud of how much they’ve improved since day 1 and can’t wait to see them accomplish even more as they’ve decided to stick together post sba! #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #nintendo 53611
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Cobblemon @cobblemon.com · 06/09/2026Our trailer for the 1.8 Make your Move update is premiering in 2 hours! You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKok...youtube.comOfficial Trailer for Cobblemon 1.8 - Make Your Move UpdateYouTube video by Cobblemon 0479
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!EQ @eleqilix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Where do YOU go on the alignment chart? and no I will not elaborate (also get well soon yoshi <3 ) 11213
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug 14140633208
Reposted by Static 🔜 H-Town!!!ו°Yakoyo°•× @yakoyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Holy shit I'm procrastinating 0151