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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fun fact: Splatoon 3 will not be discounted during the Steam Autumn Sale. This is because Nintendo is completely tone deaf toward their PC playerbase.

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Ski6 @skisix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

E-Liter 4k has received a major ink effiency nerf in the newest patch It now costs $4.43 per shot

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fun fact: Recent studies suggest that the average Turf Wars player has developed an abnormally intense fear response to images of the E-Liter 4k. Surprisingly, it has less to do with the weapon's oppressive range and more to do with how it reminds them of the absurdly high gas prices.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fun fact: As a part of Splatoon 3's effort to make everything in the game a reference to the number three, .52 Gal will be replaced by .53 Gal in the next seasonal update.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fun fact: By the time Splatoon 4 releases, Snipewriter will have been nerfed so many times that it will be outclassed by Neo Sploosh-o-matic as a backline

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fun fact: At Robo-ROMen, patrons can pay extra to have a seat directly next to the field of play when Turf Wars are hosted there. Since the stage's addition, there have only been 24 incidents of customers' food suddenly turning into squid ink ramen.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Fun fact: Splash-o-matic GCK-O is a unique kit in the sense that the weapon itself is not fun; instead, by spamming mist and storm on the objective, the weapon actually siphons the fun away from your opponents. There are probably moral implications to this.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fun fact: Both Blaster and Range Blaster have flame designs on their front barrels. This is because the weapons are demonic and will descend back into the 9th circle of hell when Splatoon 3 EOS'es

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fun fact: Splatoon 4 was, in fact, revealed that day.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fun fact: The cafeteria is indefinitely adding deep-fried .52 Gals to the menu. It will remain on the menu until the weapon is nerfed into the ground.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Nobody found a single pine cone. I must’ve hidden them too well

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ShmeebTM @shmeebtm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

what if i tried to start a splatoon local in the pittsburgh vicinity

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fun fact: You can donate in-person Cool and Good Splatoon Fact suggestions at Riptide. Come find me if you have a suggestion. You must be funny or we will turn you away

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fun fact: There is going to be a Legend of Zelda themed Nintendo Direct this coming Tuesday, September 8, 2026. This is a prime opportunity to spam the stream chat with requests for .52 Gal nerfs. This will work because it will work.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fun fact: In Splatoon 2, Splatoon 1's special weapons canonically did not return because their overwhelming strength led them to being banned. While this is an interesting diegetic touch, its logic is entirely invalidated by the addition of Sting Ray, the most bullshit special in the series.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Fun fact: If you or a loved one has been hurt by .52 Gal, you may be entitled to financial compensation

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Fun fact: If you or a loved one has been hurt by .52 Gal, you may be entitled to financial compensation

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Fun fact: Despite representing such a diverse set of cultures and musical genres, the Splatoon series has yet to make an in-universe depiction of the average gamer's favorite genre of music: the Persona 5 soundtrack.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fun fact: Riptide is right around the corner and it is officially the largest Splatoon LAN to date. To celebrate such an important event, our staff members have hidden 962 pinecones around the venue, and if you find them all, you get a bye to grand finals

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fun fact: When pairing you up with a Get Help team with a < 30% stage completion rate, Splatoon Raiders increases your personal 5* drop rate by 500%. This is designed to teach you the feeling of despair as John Splattershot Jr. leaks all five of your lives and tosses your primo 5* into the abyss.

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almojo @almojo.online · 24/08/2026

CHECK THE FUCKING NEWS ANY CHANNEL #highdivsplatoon

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fun fact: With the conclusion of the Summer Nights Splatfest, Splatoon 3 is now playable again.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Fun fact: You don’t want to know what will happen if you pull a Primo 5* of your main before your friend does

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Fun fact: Following this week's patch, Carbon Roller now consistently kills at midrange more than the normal Splat Roller. This is obviously because... well... hm. I don't know. I don't know anything anymore. Get out. Get out of my classroom. There's no sense to be made of this anymore. Go home.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Fun fact: In an interview with our faculty, Nogami announced his vision to reduce the number of usable weapons in the game to 3. This is, according to him, “the ultimate and final reference to the number 3.” He did not specify which 3 weapons, but it’s probably not hard to figure out at least two.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fun fact: These are the weapon changes in tomorrow's patch for anyone who may have missed them.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fun fact: Snipewriter found shot dead in Chicago

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Fun fact: Following the current trend of post-launch Splatoon 3, Splatoon 4's weapon roster will be made up entirely of 150 Splattershot variants. There will still be no interesting kit variety.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Fun fact: Nintendo has announced that in Splatoon 4, all of the content based on the number 3 will instead be based on 4. There are no other changes.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Fun fact: When the Plastic Bottle Splattershot is added to Splatoon 3, the Decavitator line of weapons will also be replaced with Splatchets, specced for maximum charge distance and damage. May God have mercy on our wretched souls.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Fun fact: If you complete Splatoon Raiders and connect your save data to Splatoon 3, you will receive the Plastic Bottle Splattershot to use in-game. Rather than a traditional sub/special kit, this weapon allows you to access your full range of unlocked gadgets from Raiders. Have fun

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Fun fact: Pudyin Den is Splatoon Raiders' closest equivalent to a true DPS check, requiring players to truly understand what in their build is contributing to their damage output. This presents the greatest challenge a Splatoon player could ever face: critical thinking.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Fun fact: As a blue collar worker, the mechanic is no stranger to off-putting gas station cuisine. Prior to the events of Raiders, it wasn't uncommon to see them annihilating a 3 for $1 Taquito and Tacticooler combo during their lunch breaks.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Fun fact: When automatically jumping teammates to a party leader entering combat, Splatoon Raiders places the jump point in the densest area of the Salmonid horde. This incentivizes the party leader to randomly start fights as often as possible; getting your friends killed is very, very funny.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Fun fact: Nintendo has hired people to listen to you through your Switch 2 microphone so they can detect what drops you need most at any given time and give you what you need the least

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Fun fact: When using the "Go Help" functionality, other players' names are obfuscated with a set of random placeholder names. This makes it easier to hide your shame when you queue into a level 20 player's lobby and lose three lives by yourself.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Fun fact: Most people know that Smokers' smoke is corrosive and deadly to the touch, but it's less commonly known that it leaves a strong, distinct stench on its victims that can last for days. This is because it is made of Axe® Body Spray, the most toxic substance known to all sentient life.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Fun fact: The mechanic is the most powerful entity in the entire Splatoon universe. This status is garnered from their ability to make exceedingly powerful weaponry out of fuck all

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Pop quiz: Is this the blaster player's ping or debit card number? 574910389570

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Fun fact: During the events of Splatoon Raiders, Deep Cut is not present in the Splatlands, and thus cannot report on the daily news. Nobody notices their absence during their time; this is because nobody ever bothered to actually watch the news to begin with.

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Fun fact: Concentrated Attack will deactivate if you hit an enemy with any source of damage aside from your main weapon, or hit an enemy different than the one you were targeting. In most cases this means it will literally never activate This post isn’t a joke, but Concentrated Attack certainly is

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Fun fact: The North American promotional material for Splatoon Raiders implies that the mechanic is a TikToker with the most fucking irritating accent ever

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Fun fact: You better get your ass back on that arcade machine because you can actually get up to an S Rank on each game, not just an A Rank

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