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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@fartsandwich.bsky.social DANNIS. Don't suspend paid subscriptions you numbskull! Take our money! But glad to see you back, buddy. Good to know you're still gross.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Let's see what happens when I use a RED pen for my to do list! Spoiler alert: no more productive and made me stressed

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well why don't I just punch myself in the face a few times.... *opens LinkedIn

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Please correct me if I'm wrong but I'm so happy that this is a local STL channel. KSDK right?

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hello! Everything sucks. I hate everybody. Nothing good is happening. That’s all the news for now, tune in for more updates!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My coworkers are all so earnest and happy. I really can't stand it.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am still dealing with the aftermath of the side effects, 5 years later.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wow I really went HAM on the cornstarch in this egg drop soup. It's more like gravy. NO COMPLAINTS.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Please send me good luck for getting Harry Styles tickets!!!!!!!!!!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A young cool looking person told me they liked my outfit. ZOMG SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hate how poignant September is. Beautiful, perfect weather I know is going away soon, stop hurting my tender heart!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I folded laundry too hard so now my shoulder hurts. And if that doesn't perfectly encapsulate this time of life, I don't know what does.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I want to make a statement as a mother: My coworker shares far too many pics of her kids and I'm sick of having to pretend to react to them in the chat. No, Rebecca, I'm not actually looking at your toddler in a sandbox with heart eyes. I'm exhausted from pretending. Where's the Unsubscribe emoji?

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ok nerds I have a Lanterns question: if it was 2016 when we saw John Stewart as a baby how is he a grownass man in 2026? Did I miss something?

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

In This House Alexander Skarsgard Is Only Known As Murderbot (sign in my front yard)

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“Aaron is in danger of presenting a naked sloth.” God I love The Great British Baking Show.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today my husband yelled "Get f*cked, Padre!" at a priest protesting outside an abortion clinic. Why I married him ❤️

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Question for the parents/educators out there: is Aspen the worst website in the world everywhere or just CPS? The UX could be a case study in what NOT to do.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If a dentist counts: "You should stop eating so much fruit." and "You should brush your teeth after every time you eat."

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Is it ever going to stop raining? I’d like to get to the beach once this year.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's getting hard to pretend to care about coworkers' kids photos as this hour goes on....

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Did Free People design the Ingalls' clothes on this show? What is this sweater crossover vest Mary has on?

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“The easy thing to do in life is to sit back, relax, drink wine, have fun with friends — not bring a lawsuit against the government,” Feler said. “But it seems lazy not to seek accountability, especially since I have the privilege to be able to do this.” BRAVO Mr Feler! You are a good citizen.

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Lakeview Homeowner Sues Feds Over Warrantless Immigration Raid At His Home

Leo Feler said federal agents damaged his property and violated his constitutional rights during a chaotic immigration raid last fall.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It's amazing what rest can do when you need it. It's been a physically and emotionally taxing week and I felt I didn't have the energy to do life or work. Bleak, negative, sad. After a nap I can see the bright side and am getting it done. Don't diminish rest, my friends (also talking to myself)

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I guess I like root beer flavored sparkling water now. Should I be worried?

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If you're not outraged, you should be

A horse running through a river, looking how men should look

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You guys, the obsession with hot honey has got to stop.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Holy shit yall my boomer parents are killing me. They wont stop driving. They refuse to go to the hospital. They make shitty decisions. They wont listen. They are IMPOSSIBLE. Anyone else feel this??

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I need a date night with my husband so I can tell him about all the bad depressing things on my mind.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My ex? Oh he got bitten by an animal and became that animal ANYwho look at this old pic of me!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Through rigorous testing, I am more secure in the knowledge that I am good at laying in the sun and drinking vodka.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I often think about all the people whose lives have been ripped apart by ICE. And then I get really depressed bc I feel so helpless. So when I see stories like this I donate immediately. It's a drop in the bucket, but it makes me feel a tiny bit better. Maybe you'll feel better too?

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Joe Rogan looks like the main character in a Twilight Zone episode who is about to learn a terrible lesson

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

IMDB stop trying to force us to make an account! I don't want to do any of these things, I just want to know who the narrator is or what year Ghostbusters came out.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Resisting the urge to add "I've got dirty pillows" in the message to the landlords about using their washing machine.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This is my Patricia Appreciation Post for today. If I could find the clip of her tazing that book club bitch I'd post that too. Justice for Patricia!!! Apologize to her, Widow's Bay townies!!!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

If you're not watching Widow's Bay you should and don't say I didn't Warren you.

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨

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