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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I accidentally rubbed giardinera oil in my eye, which might be the most Chicagoan thing to happen to me ever

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I love you.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 06/04/2026

Last week on the first of April, Pop-Tarts announced an upcoming Cheddar Bay biscuit flavored Pop-Tart. They said, "coming soon," but I couldn't wait and I created my own version. And then I stuffed it with clam chowder. Click through to read about my savory homemade Pop-Tart adventure!

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Spooning soup into flaky pastry

Pop-Tarts are pushing the envelope with a new flavor, but we can do better. How's about we pair a buttery and flakey, addictive crust with just a touch of warm soup?

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Halloweenie Althea @altheasus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Probably the best line I read today: "Since vegan poultry replacement has not advanced to the point of recreating a whole endangered songbird just yet, I was forced to use these soy-based frozen plant chicken nuggets." Thanks, @fartsandwich.bsky.social

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Vegan ortolan

none of the pain, all of the shame

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

What better way is there to celebrate Easter weekend than by hiding your shame from God? But in a vegan way, of course. foodisstupid.substack.com/p/vegan-orto...

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Vegan ortolan

none of the pain, all of the shame

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Zane @zanerzas.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

There's probably a microphone in his ass

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Someday someone is going to write a hilarious piece on relationships and corned beef. It's very important that you read it. @fartsandwich.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Watch out, Chicago, I just saw a Cybercab prototype on the street (there was a driver in it)

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I have declared a 15% global tariff on my own ass

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I'm 44 and I STILL assume anyone who's taller than me is older than me for some reason

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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Can the world give @fartsandwich.bsky.social and his loved ones a break?

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The halftime show was out neighborhood during summer and I think I'm going to cry

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Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day · 02/02/2026

Super late to listening to this @fartsandwich.bsky.social podcast, but I love that we have similar origin stories as writers: by trolling comment sections, babyyyyyyy!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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Fart Sandwich Artist with Dennis Lee

Podcast Episode · This Is TASTE · 06/26/2024 · 1h

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

My wife said the funniest thing just now about this. "You know how when some people get really stressed out, they rearrange their house? Maybe that's what he's doing."

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

They're not the Backstreet BOYS they're the Backstreet MEN

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I do in fact have a bottle of this in my kitchen

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j d i @j-t-r-o-n.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Love getting sick right before Christmas. No, wait; not "love," the other thing. Anyway I'm keeping it together by reading through the archives of this newsletter, by r greatest food writer of our generation @fartsandwich.bsky.social foodisstupid.substack.com

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Food is Stupid | Dennis Lee | Substack

My name is Dennis Lee, aka Dannis Ree, and I'm a Chicago-based food writer whose main goal is to ruin food for everyone. Especially you. Click to read Food is Stupid, by Dennis Lee, a Substack publica...

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Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day · 20/12/2025

Goshdarnit, @fartsandwich.bsky.social is a genius: foodisstupid.substack.com/p/nog-eggs?f...

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Nog Eggs

it's a deviled christmas

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Haunted Museum Wanderer @museum-wanderer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I am the only one in the office today and laughing like a lunatic. Thank you @fartsandwich.bsky.social and happy holidays. open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...

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Nog Eggs

it's a deviled christmas

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

they say pizza is like sex, when pizza is bad, you're having sex with the pizza,,,

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I got blocked by a local food influencer when I discovered they were commenting on their own posts from multiple accounts (including their spouse?!). I just clicked "like" on all the sock puppet comments, and bam, blocked

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

The next Marvel superhero franchise is going to be Florida Man

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

remember when dudes were dipping their nuts in soy sauce because someone on tiktok told them they'd be able to taste it through their balls

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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

“‘This is the kind of thing I imagine rats eat,’ she said, shaking her head and walking away.” foodisstupid.substack.com/p/evil-pizza

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Evil pizza

we tried the worst pizza topping combination known to man

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

just a reminder, it's time to start thawing your turkey for thanksgiving

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Don't worry, guys, AI still can't figure out buttholes or how to keep a troll from skirting the rules

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The dryest Thanksgiving spread I've ever seen, probably choked down with a big gulp of hatred

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

this thanksgiving weekend i am thankful for my ballsack. and yours. i am an award-winning food writer thank you

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Ben 🏳️‍🌈 @bvigeant.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

This is vile and hilarious. Happy Thanksgiving!

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joeatsandreads.bsky.social @joeatsandreads.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Oh my god….

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it. (I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)