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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Chicago submission #2: Brutalist Jesus hospital that looks like it could blast off

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@fartsandwich.bsky.social DANNIS. Don't suspend paid subscriptions you numbskull! Take our money! But glad to see you back, buddy. Good to know you're still gross.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Let's see what happens when I use a RED pen for my to do list! Spoiler alert: no more productive and made me stressed

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well why don't I just punch myself in the face a few times.... *opens LinkedIn

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're on Mackinaw Island aren't you?

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

While I'm very disappointed in you I also wish you a very happy birthday

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ok I'm really curious about Skyline Fiber Fairy. I love it whatever it means.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What distant locale and exotic peoples produced the ever sought-after Pumpkin Spice?

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seems like she had a pretty great lifestyle full of muumuus, caftans and hijinks.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Please correct me if I'm wrong but I'm so happy that this is a local STL channel. KSDK right?

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Go exercise. Make a joke. Get out of bed.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Congratulations!!! 👏 🎉 👏 You did it!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

when the pedestrians could end your life in seconds, you just let them keep walking

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hear this and feel very similarly. LinkedIn makes me feel like a piece of shit. I know it doesn't help but you are not alone. I'm so sorry and I'm sending you good luck and vibes. Fuck this economy right in the fuckhole.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is what I want to hear from men

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The will to continue being a human? Or just some Cheetos.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hello! Everything sucks. I hate everybody. Nothing good is happening. That’s all the news for now, tune in for more updates!

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I vote gold but neither is a bad choice

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What a delightful thread, I want to thank all the participants. Sincerely.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Please accept this trophy for winning the assignment 🏆

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Don't forget strong. He'll rip your arms off.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My coworkers are all so earnest and happy. I really can't stand it.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am still dealing with the aftermath of the side effects, 5 years later.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pentatonix are absolutely unacceptable. Anyone who would say out loud that they are a fave group should not be trusted. At all. Highest level of suss. Likely a serial killer or alien masquerading as human.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just boil up chicken bouillon (or stock), mix up a little slurry of cornstarch and warm water and pour that in while stirring. whisk up an egg and dribble that in while hot. throw in sliced green onions. the end! Don't skip the MSG! srsly. but bouillon might already have it. adjust to taste.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wow I really went HAM on the cornstarch in this egg drop soup. It's more like gravy. NO COMPLAINTS.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

People who like this are young people. Anyone over the age of 25 would find this a nightmare.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. We know the reason for the hate is bc it has female main characters. I think it was marketing wrong, too. But that wouldnt change patriarchy.

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