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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
I dropped my ballot in the dropbox on Friday. Guess who didn’t get any goddamn campaign texts today.
An “I voted” sticker from Boulder County.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
Absolutely not.
Bluesky showing “1/33” at the bottom of the first skeet in a 33-skeet thread.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 08/10/2026
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 03/10/2026
I’m tired of shitheads texting me. (And Jared Polis’ opposition only ensures that I’m gonna vote even harder for it.)
Some dumb text urging me to vote against Amendment 87, as if Jared Polis’ opposition is somehow supposed to convince me.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 27/09/2026
Watching Iowa do stuff with the forward pass is literally this meme. You bozos had the ability to do this stuff all this time and you instead chose to be football terrorists?
Spider-Man and Sauron meme.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 19/09/2026
$1 million? LeVon and Barry might have a few ideas:
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/09/2026
Deploy the victory beer! (From an Austin brewery, ofc)
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/09/2026
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/09/2026
Currently contemplating buying this t-shirt:
A neon green t-shirt with a cartoon blue horse on it with "Blucifer" written below it.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 05/09/2026
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL POASTING
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 03/09/2026
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL POASTING
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 02/09/2026
In addition, the opportunity for customer feedback exists, even if it might be ineffective in the micro. Just “report an issue.” They even have “wrong name” listed as an option!
A screenshot of the listing now-renamed Lake Ontario, with the “Report an Issue” button.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 25/08/2026
Just one big chunk of the country that I've never been to... and Delaware.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 21/08/2026
A news report with the headline "James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location."The Bossier City, LA, city limits sign
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 18/08/2026
Meanwhile, at the iOS App Store…
Someone gave the DFB Play app a one-star review with the comment “ONE OF THE WORST APPS IN THE WORLD, THE UNIVERSE!”
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 17/08/2026
Eat shit, little brothers.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/08/2026
Man calling Thanos meme
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 09/08/2026
A screenshot from SEC Network in which one of the many gathered Vanderbilt fans is holding up a sign which reads “You people are blocking the library.”
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 09/08/2026
Sebastian the Ibis getting arrested
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 07/08/2026
Sticker reading, "Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up."
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 06/08/2026
Same energy:
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 21/07/2026
1. Ah yes, him, not anyone with actual talent. 2. He's HER husband? Say no more, fam.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 21/07/2026
While I've always tipped, I used to be really diligent about computing a 15% tip in my head. Then one day, I realized that the difference between 15% and 20% is minimal. I can afford an extra 50 cents or $1 or $5 or w/e. And the math is easier. And it's better for the staff. So I always tip min 20%.
Quoteskeet from Paul F. Tompkins:

"My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are."
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 19/07/2026
Some of us are Carolina and Spurs fans.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 17/07/2026
Good morning, @screechysaywha.bsky.social
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 12/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Un perro San Bernardo con un barril de whisky colgando de su cuello.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 08/07/2026
The real ones know where to find their nightly dose of "BARÇA HACE TRAMPA."
Josep Pedrerol on the set of El Chiringuito de Jugones.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Lionel Messi drinking mate
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
A man holding onto a liquor bottle as he's hunched over a bar.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 06/07/2026
Me, watching Mexico playing a man up at the Azteca late in the second half:
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the screen.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 04/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Orson Welles from a Paul Masson wine ads
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 04/07/2026
The cover of “Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School”
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 01/07/2026
In the round of 16 at the Azteca. Personally, I'm #TeamChilaquiles:
The two guys on the bus meme, with the sad guy with "British ppl eating beans for breakfast" and the happy guy with "Mexicans eating beans for breakfast."
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 30/06/2026
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 30/06/2026
Me, rooting for Morocco:
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 28/06/2026
/sighs deeply
Post
 Luke Plunkett
Screenshot of skeet by @lukeplunkett.com:
“corinthians doing a pride post but removing green from the flag because its the colour of their rivals (palmeiras) is peak brazilian football”

And here’s the text from the graphic from Corinthians:
“28 DE JUNHO
 DIA INTERNACIONAL DO ORGULHO LGBTQIAPN+“
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 26/06/2026
Do I have to support Arsenal now?
My closest match is Zohran Mamdani.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 25/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 25/06/2026
Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure. What's yours? The Astrodome, once the Eighth Wonder of the World, now abandoned for 25 years. But sure, this time, they've got a plan to do something with it.
The Astrodome
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 23/06/2026
Once again, all credit to @badmlscomics at the old place:
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 23/06/2026
The Clickhole headline "The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 20/06/2026
The ref is from El Salvador, so you know what’s in play for this game (comic courtesy of @badmlscomics at the old place):
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 17/06/2026
Hell yeah, as an FCD fan, I'm gonna be insufferable.
That's my striker
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/06/2026
Screenshot of Peter Crouch tweet where he is pictured with giraffes and he writes “Summer for me is about time with family.”
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/06/2026
I ain't doing this shit and you don't either. Don't dunk, just block.
A bunch of frontier gibberish from @lightliv.bsky.social about how pasteurization is unnecessary and something foisted on us by "evil elite powers that be."
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 09/06/2026
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 08/06/2026
All I'm saying is that Trump had a long track record before he became president that FIFA should've been aware of, that he is NOT someone who understands how sportswashing works, and that it wasn't gonna be like Russia or Qatar.
The Arrested Development "...but it might work for us" meme, with "People have kissed Donald Trump's ass for years, thinking that he might not screw them in the end" in the first frame.
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