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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly

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Proud alumnus of University of Texas and University of S. Carolina. #DTID since 1996.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 2h
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… No.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 6h
Elon didn't invent the flying car, ETA did
Carrero Blanco to the moon
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 4h
Zelensky is a pro who knows that non-verbal communication is sometimes the most effective.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 5h
See also: Colorado
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 10h
"It was supposed to be one day" is also a fun tell. Supposed to for whom
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
liberté, égalité, bibberté
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 23h
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/10/2026
Given that they twice finished with the most points in the league and finished another time atop the West, that's a pretty amazing stat.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/10/2026
Happy birthday, Yertle!
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3rd Degree @3rddegree.net · 15/10/2026
Instant Reaction - 3 Things: #FCDallas vs Seattle Sounders. #DTID #SomosFCD
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 14/10/2026
Creating Der Stürmer from first principles.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 14/10/2026
Don’t underestimate the impact of the European Union and its predecessor organization, the European Economic Community, starting with the Treaty of Rome in 1957. France, Germany, and Italy figured out that if they cooperated and moved in lockstep, they could dominate the continent economically.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 14/10/2026
Dubai.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Had an accidental bout of honesty on the news today
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 14/10/2026
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We Got Him: Saddam Hussein Capture Announcement
ALT: We Got Him: Saddam Hussein Capture Announcement
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My new Venn is here, starring OU Football, Ken Paxton, and a Couple Who Arrives Late at a Steiner Ranch Swinger Party 😳
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
Is this about Kanye West?
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
It would bring back memories of the old days when Ole Miss would get shithammered by the NCAA for cheating their way to a 5-6 record.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
I would be in favor of relegating them to the National League, not because I think they're the biggest criminals in the history of English football, but because it would be funny.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
The real ones remember.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
When the Premier League starts dividing TV revenues into 20 equivalent shares to be distributed among its members, I'll start believing that they're interested in level playing fields.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
Sweet la-dee-da that Bayern or Liverpool or whoever can only spend a certain percentage of their revenues on player when those revenues are so much higher than at Augsburg or Brentford or wherever. I'm far from being a City fan, but the rules that they broke were horseshit in the first place.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
This is why I only shrug my shoulders about the whole City affair. FFP and PSR only enshrine the inherent advantages that some clubs have, since revenue-sharing within leagues or across UEFA is almost non-existent.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
To make my point clear: By capping spending relative to revenue PSR inherently locks in the revenue advantage of the established Big Six (or Big 5 now, probably). Doing that, and then talking out the other side of your mouth about "fairness" sure smells like some bullshit.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel bad for Leicester City fans (and all the fans of teams that have gone down), but as someone with zero rooting interest, what I see here is the cabal of big, traditional EPL clubs trying to keep a monopoly on the top of the table. City broke that the only way it could be broken.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
They were also formerly running charters for ICE. They announced several months that they were stopping it, but make of that what you will.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
Seriously, the team is owned by people with bottomless pockets, and they come in 12th in the payroll rankings? If I were an NYCFC fan, I'd be annoyed.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
I gotta be honest with y'all: NYCFC would not be at the top of my own personal "THEY CHEATIN PAWWWWWWWL" list in MLS. If they are cheating, they're either failing badly at it or the cheating is so inconsequential that it doesn't really matter.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
For this administration, the corruption wasn't the problem, begging for money like a poor person was.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
I had no idea that my cat decided to pay you a visit.
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Michael @pedroromero1754.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You see a dog on a skateboard you are legally obligated to repost.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
I see no trash, sir.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
/MacKenzie Scott nods
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
Thank the FSM that we don’t live in the 4th anymore.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Josh Allen drives his body like it's a rental.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
An Anthony Precourt-owned team being shitty to its fans? Color me shocked. (And lol at the reply that their both-sides minority owner/“Minister of Culture” should get involved.)
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
New Zealand isn’t beating the allegations.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/10/2026
I dropped my ballot in the dropbox on Friday. Guess who didn’t get any goddamn campaign texts today.
An “I voted” sticker from Boulder County.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 12/10/2026
I must've missed it. (Thankfully.)
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MLS Communications @mls-pr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
With his goal against Charlotte FC, FC Dallas' Petar Musa scored his 19th goal of the season, setting a club record for most goals in a single season.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 11/10/2026
Honestly, “Texas loses to OU and makes the playoff” a year after “OU loses to Texas and makes the playoff” would be pretty funny.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 11/10/2026
That was shit-ass offense in the second half. This one is on Steve Sarkisian and Arch Manning.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
/BatmanRubbingChin.gif
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
BRB. Checking to see if firesark.com is available.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
Imma throw my TV out the window.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
Counterpoint: No.
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 10/10/2026
Hey, if you guys would stop self-sabotaging, that would be great.
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