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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur”

@coatsieboy.bsky.social
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Former Australian of the Beer. 🇦🇺🍺 Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.

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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Josef Goebbles… Don’t feel bad about lying on this one
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Heated Rivalry
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Only a few more sleeps until the next on screen Spidey adventure - can’t wait! Original artwork by moi - (animation by the Zuckhole slop app 😬). With great power comes great responsibility and we could use some more of that courage these days #spiderman #tomholland #zendaya #marvel #superhero
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Finished this last week: “The Man in the Hat” 20” x 20”, Acrylic on Canvas Everyone should like a guy not afraid to punch Nazis. Occasionally he even gives the treasure back. Think I’ll post some more of my paintings here #indiannajones #harrisonford #stevenspielberg #georgelucas #johnwilliams
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Although I’m quietly confident Twunt uses the term “spade”.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Totally normal. Nothing weird. Nothing strange or culty going on here. All normal stuff that normal adult people do. Cough #GOPedo #MAGAclowns #TDS
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Please be the first amongst the thousands to like, comment and repost this message if you believe that our remaining forest in the Amazon and in the Congo basin must be protected for climate action and environmental sustainability. No to deforestation and ecocide.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
NGL: kind of miss the days when you just found it under a hedge
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Yesterday a few folks pointed out that Trump has changed major details about his reflecting pool project since he announced it in late April. I've created a video with graphics that point out how much he's lied about it. This includes edits of longer rambling statements.
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona.
Actor Gary Oldman playing Jackson Lamb in the Slow Horses TV series. He is scruffy, unshaven, with lank, greasy hair.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Amazing audience w/the courageous inspiring #ArtemisII crew at Montreal’s Place Des Arts yesterday. Even more impressive people in person they demonstrated that despite the division & damage being done by some notable leaders there is more that unites us & self care is vital #NASA #Canada #Montreal
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Make every day matter. Good Morning Blue Sky
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
He’s bringing out a range of signature turd products named after all the family shits
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is 100% true.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cuz I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other hand is also in my pocket. That same pocket. I have both of my hands in one single same pocket. I don’t know how to wear pants or what to do with my hands.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is exactly why language matters: “women were given the vote” frames equality as a gift from men, instead of hard won political power extracted through organized resistance. Nobody gave women anything. Women fought, marched, strategized, endured violence, went to prison and died for it.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face — theonion.com/epidemiologi...
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Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
WASHINGTON—In a troubling discovery that has public health researchers on high alert for a wider outbreak, a team of Georgetown University epidemiologists announced Tuesday that they had confirmed the...
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Jack Caramac @jackcaramac.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Brilliant from Aisling Bea.
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22³2the_a35cV-🇧🇷♥️ 🌊⚖️ @nextbluewave.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
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Hope Himars 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇪 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 🇻🇪 @hopehimars.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
with only 2% of the Epstein Files released bsky.app/profile/thet...
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sooo… this happened, and gotta admit: I’m kinda okay with it.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Thoughts and prayers to a real one of the grifter remora fish class floating in the wake of the orange whale shark
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"There's only one majority in this country and that's the working class." —Zohran Mamdani
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
She’s 💯 spot on….
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This guy’s a fucking soothsayer..! 🙄
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My message on threads this morning to all Albertan separatists
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Bald faced liar
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michele39.bsky.social @michele39.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Seems trés 2025. Can a 15 year old vote, buy liquor or get a lap dance? Nope. But Republic*nts are fine with them giving them.
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a woman giving the middle finger in front of a city street
ALT: a woman giving the middle finger in front of a city street
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Not complicated.
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
A superb moment in cognitive dissonance, grief hijacking grifting and Dunning-Kruger effect hubristic fuckwittery: Please, enjoy:
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The great Norm McDonald once blocked me on Twitter ten years ago after I criticized a guy he was on a thread with who was making incel-y comments. Norm said “You judged your fellow man”. (To be fair; Norm had problematic views). I am still more upset about that than what happened yesterday.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Trump just lost his appeal. A federal court upheld the $83.3M jury award to E. Jean Carroll, ruling his repeated online attacks were defamatory. The 2nd Circuit said the damages were “fair and reasonable.”
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Coatsie AKA “La Fleur” @coatsieboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
A tale in two parts:
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/08/2025
a sarcastic Bernie Sanders: "Why not? When you get bad news, fire the guy who delivered the news. I think that's sensible policy."
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The dam has burst
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