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Chris

@cmonster.bsky.social
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My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yoj4rc22jq… 🧿🧿🧿 I talk to myself. Antisocial social INTJ Dork. Weirdo. Loves horror. Likes to drink. 18+ NOT a cereal killer Cm0nster "Lolly" on Twitter

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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I have no addictions. -sips 4th caffeinated drink of the day
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Reminder to self: mute Teams before going to lunch.
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For the glamorous wizard. 🪄🏰
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Codependency is not fun when the other person has more baggage.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Fear of commitment, but in 10 situationships.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Potatoes were put on this earth as proof of God's love.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us. WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Oops that didn't sound well (Me hearing myself talk)
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You're welcome
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
New Year I'm here
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I fear my trip to Hawaii has turned me into a monster. I need more vacations!
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Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
poke me like one of your Facebook girls.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I miss being in Hawaii so much.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I keep forgetting about this place.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Yes, I am, thanks. 🫶
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disturbedByVoices @godhatesgoth.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Roby Dwi Antono, Pop Surrealism
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Thank you. 😢💔
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Praying for everyone affected by this earthquake and possible tsunami.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Nice 🫶
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My dog passed away last week and now I don't know what to do with myself. I haven't had to only care for myself in decades.
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allsee @allsees.online · 22/07/2025
if u see this its a sign to throw out ur plastic tupperware and replace them with glass
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Goals 🙌
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Fuck income tax, I should get a refund each year for the health insurance I have to carry that pay for but don’t use
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Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
being frozen in carbonite would fix me.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I can't tell if this is a fever or hot flashes.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I ran into the protests today. It was beautiful.
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Death and Life #Art by Gustav Klimt, 1910
Classic painting of death on the left, various living people in the right
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Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
your my favorite typo.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What if I dally your dilly?
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Oh no, hope you get some time off to enjoy yourself after.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
So support me then.
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Still alive
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Aunt life is great! 😂😂
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Congratulations! 🎉👏
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I actually am, in fact, too proud to beg
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𝖾 𝗍 𝗁 𝖾 𝗋 @3thereality.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
an unaffectionate person can do nothing for me but rot in hell.
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Murphy @bardicroots.me · 14/03/2025
Bloody moon
Inverted/false color blood moonA photograph of the blood moon
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
There's a full blood moon and a lunar eclipse tomorrow in Virgo
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sorry, did you say your pronouns were HeMan
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 11/03/2025
Welcome back everybody is apparently not a good way to start a speech... ...if you're the best man at your mate's second wedding.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
[coming up on Democracy Now!] “Well folks. About that democracy…”
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Chris @cmonster.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Message received and accepted.
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Manny Crespín @mannycrespin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
🔃 Celebrating the strength, resilience, and passion of Latina women who continue to inspire and lead with grace. Your voice, culture, and dreams shape the world in powerful ways. ¡Feliz Mes de la Mujer! #LatinaPower #WomenOfStrength #HispanicHeritage
🔃 Celebrating the strength, resilience, and passion of Latina women who continue to inspire and lead with grace. Your voice, culture, and dreams shape the world in powerful ways. ¡Feliz Mes de la Mujer! 
#LatinaPower #WomenOfStrength #HispanicHeritage
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Boxer Dog Dad @boxerdogdad.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Really doing a great job #KRASNOV. If Biden was in your position you’d be calling for his resignation…EVERYONE knows that to be true. Do us all a favor & GO AWAY! #Ftrump
March 10, 2025
The New York Times
U.S. Stocks Have Worst Day of 2025 as Economic Fears Grow
The S&P 500 skidded 2.7 percent after President Trump did not rule out the possibility that his trade policies could cause a recession.
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