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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Holy spirit guides me bro no cap bro. (fist bumping) Word. (Peers into eclipse for 14 seconds) Let the light guide you bro, BTW god is our light bro. (fist bump again) Word ...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
you gotta love cake. as if the cake isn’t good enough, you’ve also got the icing. that’s just the icing on the cake
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
[one minute after being buried in coffin] me: well this is actually kind of relax- [loud bass coming from the coffin next door]
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Me, paying sixteen dollars for a thing of peanut m&ms: when i was a girl these were a buck My grandson, a ten-foot-tall cyberbodhisattva with lasers for eyes and a thousand screaming ghosts nailed to his hide with cursed iron: SILENCE MORTAL WORM
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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
my bullshit detector is going ape shit. and my ape shit detector is going bananas
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/03/2024
3 Bobby Problem
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