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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 21h
when i look into the middle distance it’s just a rolodex of shit like this going back decades
pictures of megan kelly and olivia rodrigo 

headline 

Megyn Kelly Slams Olivia Rodrigo for Condeming the Cornell 7
Variety • 2h
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i can’t change my mold, etc
text from marty, to clue

according to this facial recognition i have been married to roughly 941 of you
9:48 AM

sounds right
9:49 AM
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
here are some recent fit checks i’ve not posted
Clue full length mirror selfie, wearing a blue small pattern midi skirt with a silver coin chain belt and a cropped maroon t shirt that has a faded white graphic of a dove carrying a weed leaf with platform black leather slide shoes, she’s sticking her tongue out like blehhhhclue full length mirror selfie with a roller in her hair wearing her black Deep Space 9 T and a black and white tiered, mini floral pattern mini skirt with fishnets and tall heeled leather boots. I did change the boots into docs later on tho   clue mirror selfie wearing a black tank top loose black wife leg pants platform cheetah print slide sandals carrying a small black leather backpack w hair clipped up and a green necklace clue mirror selfie wearing a cropped T-shirt that has two tarot cards on it, lovers and wildcard with oversized camo print cargo pants and lime green platform crocs 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she looks so happy 🥹
screenshot of a headline showing a very happy looking presumably marine biologist lady wearing a wetsuit and a bucket hat holding up a sample collection tube looking thrilled. headline says 

Marine biologists discover new plankton off Oregon coast
Phys.org • 8h
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yessssd hahahahaHhaaa YESSS
a close up of clues new thigh tat of a black fierce kitty w yellow-green eyes with a baby xenomorph hanging out of his mouth and acid blood flying w splatter marks clue mirror selfie showing her new thigh tat of a black yellow-green eyed fierce kitty cat with a baby xenomorph hanging out of his mouth and acid blood flying w splatter marks. she’s wearing a deep space nine tee, blue skort , and tennis shoes
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reading dune in the tattoo shop and yes i’ve re read dune each time ive gotten a new copy
clues new copy of dune on her left thigh it’s cobalt blue, black, orange & yellow with a big ol worm
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
haha! yay!
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i said i’m gonna go sit right there a min and i did
a little patch of clover and moss on the edge of a woodland area in a vaguely people sized patch of dappled sunlight that clue is pointing at
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meant to record a peaceful clip of me stretching/easing back into my body after weeks of herrible flareup, but the whole thing focused on the chair arm. it’s kind of a vibe anyway 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not to brag or anything but this is going to take another week that we did not plan for 🤪
clue’s hallway that is taped and patched and plastic’ed to hell but not yet painted clue’s living room that is taped and patched and plastic’ed to hell but not yet painted
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why did the young man working the dunkin drive thru just compliment my nails

clue car selfie she is holding up her left hand in front of her face and it is absolutely busted ass chipped, red nail polish like nobody could call this a manicure. It is a mistake.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall wanna know something. i’m not even making anything
clue holding up a section of crocheted fabric made of white yarn speckled with rainbow colors. there’s a crochet book open underneath it
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
talked to the bedbugs, they said fuck yall
screenshot from ig account karolinasteinerova_ on instagram. she is an animal communicator who talks to bedbugs. it’s a picture of a bedbug and the text 

I asked if they know that everyone hates them.
Bedbugs: "We don't give a f*ck. We really don't care.
We are super primordial.
And honestly, it is your fault that built the perfect living space for US.
That is your problem, not ours."
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i know i can’t have a hoop but i can have a visual approximation ,,,, cute right???
screenshot of a russian piercing instagram showing a diamond stud with a gold chain connecting from outside to inside of the nostril  

says in russian “ZERA UPDATED.

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING UNUSUAL AND

HERE SHE IS - LOVE”screenshot of a piercing from pinterest showing a small flower ball stud with a gold chain connecting from outside to inside of the nostril  


“Above & B
- BODY
ARTS
ind
Josh Parkhurst
OAPP PROUD MEMBER
VERIFT AT SAFEPIERCING.ORG”
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
plans within plans for my holes
Check nostril piercing healing and downsize, install a chain enhancer if possible based on consult. Check conch and flat piercings healing and downsize posts. Rearrange lobe and helix jewelry (redesign/curate ear). Planning to purchase a chain and a seamless ring depending on redesign advice and use existing studs, I may need to also purchase new posts for existing flat back studs depending on piercers advice.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
already read but don’t have a copy 😈
a copy of dan simmons hyperion that has a cunty shrike on it
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i know i already have 4 copies of dune but i needed this one too
dune book with “fear is the mind-killer” printed on the pages which have red edges with some eyeballs on either side
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cryptid 🤩
rueben the fluffy black cat looking at the picture taker with his precious little front paws on the edge of a fake fig tree planter pot stand and his lil back paws are so cute and his fluffy black tail is extended and he looks caught in the act
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hood ornaments
rachel and rueben the cats on the hood of clues car in the driveway. the stereo is playing dune chapter 7
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
chellie also gave a hard no
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
added two new items to my inventory
star trek tng 10tn anniversary shirt featuring faces of data, geordi, worf, beverly, deanna, will riker and then picard in the middle w the enterprise wooshing across
the front clue flash pic of her hand holding the thca-rich willie nelson hemp cigarettes
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
creatures out
clue selfie nose down with some of her left upper arm tattoos showing: a hummingbird. a timber rattlesnake. wildflower bouquet kinda in sight on her forearm. her hair is really shiny and amanda wearing a tie dye tank top
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
for Friday morale here is a video
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dangling dude
rueben the fluffy black cat laying on a small round ottoman with his front two legs hanging straight down. he looks stupid bc he is. nothing going on in that skull
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this and clean pajamas
A paper plate holding a corn and cheese empanada a fork and a small bowl filled with frozen blueberries topped with melted salted butter that has now re-hardened kind of like a syrup, but it’s literally just salted butter cause I’m nasty. & a yellow spoon 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
more hits from my 20s: went through a very messy divorce had to warn the police at my job about my exshowed up hungover so often hooked up with two of my colleagues and regularly dressed like this to go sit in my cubicle 
2012 clue selfie in the bathroom of her corporate office in Texas. She is wearing high black boots with black socks and a black formfitting dress looks like a fucking bottle girl. she was installing software 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lest they forget
an outgoing text 

one (1) cool thing about being disabled and having no job or income is i have nothing to lose lol
7:56 AM J
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you’re ever wondering what I’m doing 85% chance it’s this or sleeping 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
makeup selfie for the beauty cuties
 clue car selfie in her blue dyed wedding dress and gold and opal necklace. she is wearing glowy base makeup (Laura Mercier dewy tinted moisturizer and merit complexion stick) with warm rosy blush, sparkly coral and rose eyeshadow. brown eyeliner and mascara. brows are thick and bushy and hair is down and loosely curled with bangs parted and swooped  to the side
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
omg almost forgot to show the final look
clue mirror selfie at the wedding in the bathroom. she is wearing her wedding dress dyed blue and coral pointy toe pumps, her hair down, and natural rosy-coral-glowy makeup. her blue purse and unsweet tea r on the counter
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
some of y’all
A mushroom that looks like a dirty butthole, like a really, really really dirty crusty nasty butthole with dried poop all over it 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
chi may have gotten a little aligned, but I feel like this is whacking it all out again
clue is in traffic and it’s going to take 53 minutes to go 22 miles
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
have to do my ROOTS
anger
from the movie inside out and he’s mad and flipping the switch and has laser eyes
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
haters r dry heaving but this is actually an ideal desk setup for me
a clue pov from the end of her dining table she has books mail notebook one of those plastic expandable fidget things her bless the maker cup she made in 2024, childrens bible and highlights magazine another stack of books, lizard mug on top of a book on tai chi and qigong, laundry everywhere, a kid in the background doing homework
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blue (trim was nylon)
clue standing over her blue wedding dress, which is now laid over two laundry baskets drying 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lmfao
screenshot of an ig comment 

I saw someone say it's like the rivalry between magicians and spiritualists. One uses their intelligence and skill to do tricks for entertainment purposes only. The other uses theirs to fleece and ruin people. When the entertainer understands the tricks of the charlatan, and seeks to expose them, it's a battle of wits like no other. I am SO HYPED for this.
Dany
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it is in the pot
still from a video where clue is dying her wedding dress in a big black storage bin and it’s full of dark dye and bubbles. she’s holding up the dress in a gloved pink hand on a stick and it is like a purpleish blue already but we r gonna let it cook
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ladies 🤩😍🫪🤩🥰
A bright red orange zinnia with subtly heart shaped petals and three inner flowers blooming against the background of green A hot pink and fuchsia zinnia with wavy bumpy pedals and some yellow in our flowers against the background of brick and concrete and dirt
A fuchsia pink triple petal layer zinnia with a red center with a couple yellow blooms against the background of bricks, weeds, and some more pink zinnias in the background
A butter yellow, just opening zinnia bloom with plenty of deep yellow inner flowers in an orange center and pale, yellow outer bloom/leaves on a background of green 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sometimes life gives u the opportunity to have a lil designer moment
clue showing her fresh iridescent Mani next to coral satin pointy toe pumps with a couple swatches of blue-purple and purple lace and nylon laid over them in the sunshine 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
also tried on this gown, which was giving me jessica harkonnen vibes. alas it was 4 feet too long
clue fitting room selfie in a silver bronze and gold graphic ginormous bold print dress made out of pleated fabric hanging from a gathered halter neck line which is pooling at her feet
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
yeah, I’m gonna dye this thing blue slap on a pair of spanx and call it a day 
clue in her ivory embroidered wedding dress from the year 2015 and coral pointy pumps taking a mirror selfie in her studio 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
so unfortunate, bc it was beautiful
clue in a fitting room with her jugs crammed in to an Italian size 44 lilac purple silk evening gown that is actively straining against her big fat jugs
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
although now that i know an italian size 44 is two sizes smaller than a french 44 i do feel better
A clothing size conversion chart for the UK US Japan, France, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Scandinavia, Italy, Australia, and New Zealand 

an Italian 44 is equivalent to a US size 10 and a French size 40 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yeah i think i made the right call.. when i do the hidden helix, ill prob do something a lot more vertical on the right & then a rook and tragus on my left to end with 13 total ✨
zoomed in picture of clues left ear with her snakebite helix and triple lobe piercing top helix is 8 point star bottom helix is three dot triangle lobes are a silver hoop, gold bead bar, and sapphire and diamond evil eye
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yes LMFAO in fact I almost got that, had this silver lil dangly dude picked but opted for flat at the last minute because I saw the dagger and i’m a mark. next time 😈
Close up of three earrings one is a silver hidden helix bar with a chain and three little dangling guys. The other is clues conch piercing which is Rose gold and Malachite with beveled edges and 3 leaf shape. It also has a little three leaf gold earring that I’m really glad I didn’t put my nose. 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
here are my new holes. got little dagger flat, green conch & a super simple flat disc for my schnoz that kind of was giving subtle shai hulud. also hopefully it will heal the easiest lol
clues right ear she has a flat piercing in her up upper ear. That is a little gold dagger. A three leaf rose gold and Mackel light conch piercing and three lobe piercings that are a silver hoop, gold balls, and a bow stud, and I’m definitely gonna change these out and I don’t know precisely how I’m going to do it yet, but the boat has got to go. I’m so sick of the bow. The bow needs to be gone. clear selfie showing her new nose ring, which is small and round with a subtle starburst, kind of pattern happening 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think a double sided nostril looks so adorable but i dare not do both at once lol
A super cute babe with a double sided high nostril piercing septum and Labret, all gold double sided high nostril piercing
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
please to help me pick nose ring style. the first (ringless) nose is my nose
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
everybody keeps laughing at me for being obsessed with katseye, but have you considered their journey is a cartoonish example of the contradiction between capitalist modes of production and human creativity that perfectly exemplifies our current cultural moment??????? bc i can’t stop doing that
it feels like a passion play for the modern age
literally killing themselves for the dream of being so famous that Elon fanboys make terabytes of Al porn of you and your band members and you do commercials for slime during ur music videos
Edited
it's crazy like it's a crazy dream
The world needs to want better for themselves
and it's treated like of course they're ready to give their lives for this Imao
but boy, do I love to watch them dance lol
like there's so much genuine girlhood joy, even among the absolute boiling kettle of sewage that is that industry
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if I don’t rub him, he chomps my fingers until I resume 
clue bed flash on selfie with Ruben the fluffy black cat parked directly under her neck across her chest, perpendicular to her head
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