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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I miss the good old days, where you actually had to do a bit of leg work to see how the newest conspiracy theory was antisemitic
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/03/2025
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ theonion.com/de-blasio-we...
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
be my friend on egge :) I’m .spacejunk
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I forgot to take my fuckin pill! if you’re reading this remember to take your fuckin pill
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
really long line at the weed store why is there 1 person workingg
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I get so much excitement from movies and shows and music that I have fomo about not being a creator. need to lock myself in an empty room until I’ve overcome my insecurities. then you’ll see. then you’ll allllllll see
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
being a tap water girlie is so funny. my client asked me to get her some water and she watched me fill a cup from the tap, when I presented it to her she looked absolutely HORRIFIED
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
was trying to figure out who has the “YOMAMMA” vanity plate and it turns out it’s my sweet elderly coworker
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I accidentally bought something for $167 I’m gonna **** ******
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
finally playing undertale:)))) it is so fuckin cute. Toby Fox made a little song out of snores. incredible
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
deep fried cauliflower and butternut squash 😌😌😌
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
when they confuse correlation with causation 😭🤬🤮😵☠️🙀🙅🏼‍♀️🚨🔪⁉️
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I miss tag memes lol…the sad thing is bsky is never ever ever gonna get rid of their character limit
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Bio! Andee | she/they | 26 | bisexual virgo rising, cancer sun, cancer moon into astrology but in a totally cool and based way lil freak who loves kidcore and hippiecore and spacecore :) —DNI: under 18, zionist, pro-cop, anti-neopronouns, proships, terf/radfem
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
new prof pic (w permission) by the wonderful catcrumb from tumblr!! their art is so cute <33
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're at a DS9 fancy party of some sort with lots of folks milling about and having drinks and hors d'oeuvres served amongst flowers and decorations. We see Starfleet in dress uniforms and some Romulan folk with pointy ears and eyebrow loaf among the distinguished guests. Here, across 3 screenshots we see a #networking chat between Dr Bashir and a stuffy Romulan fella. Picture one is Bashir, greeting stuffy guy. Closed caption reads, "Well, it's a pleasure to meet you."
Picture two is on the tall Romulan fella. He seems smug, stern, and generally unimpressed. Caption reads, "Why?"
Picture three is back on Bashir, caption reads, "Well, you've got me there."Alt in pic 1Alt in pic 1
Also, have you heard about the Jonestown survivor who's famous for having no sense of humor? Always misses the punchline.
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I think I’m just gonna quit and do porn while I find another job. if anyone wants the chaturbate link I’ll send it when it’s time lmao
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
all my applications rejected :( what do now
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
has anyone watched yellowjackets? can u tell me how quickly they get to the fucked-up stuff that’s foreshadowed? cuz im v interested but I don’t wanna watch 5 seasons of build up
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
ppl in my state always whine abt californians moving here which is so. like. ??? shut up?
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
announcement. these pockets on my pants are like, full pockets. its amazing. I keep reaching in from the side cuz im used to slanted pockets that make my phone fall out when I sit down
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
elfstrogen…
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 17/02/2025
urgent - please help support a trans woman in egypt escaping family abuse with funds needed for housing and basic goods www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-sup...
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Donate to Urgent support for trans girl in Egypt, organized by Mostafa Elboushi
TW: Abuse of a trans person. Hello, my name is Mostafa and I am fundraisin… Mostafa Elboushi needs your support for Urgent support for trans girl in Egypt
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/10/2024
(spock raising an eyebrow) but captain, blowjobs are… highly illogical
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
btw. be friends w me on tumblr! www.tumblr.com/andeeboo and airbuds! i.airbuds.fm/andeeboo/CAf...
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
the writers of lost killing off all my favorite characters to give more screen time to asshole Jack and cultural appropriator Locke: now that’s entertainment!
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
it would be really funny if I met sheena ringo, my favorite musician who sings about love and the beauty of life and togetherness and justice, and she turned out to be a dick
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
thinking about my wonderful mutuals this valentines day ❤️ you are all so sweet and funny and I hope you do something nice for yourself today ❤️❤️❤️😘
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Dov Ber / Meeka @piskey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I wish this was vent
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
this is your daily reminder to pee in the shower
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
therapists in movies bug me soooo much lol I know we can’t expect screenwriters/directors to study realistic sessions but just do it. every therapy scene is so embarrassing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
every job is sucks and lame. weeping like jesus
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
yesterday was best friends bday @cmobashir.bsky.social I love you SO much and I can’t believe we’ve been friends for TWELVE years?! you changed my life and I guarantee I’d be a worse person if I hadn’t met you fjlsjclsjlsjdks. you always remind me of what’s beautiful about life. larv u ❤️❤️❤️
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
oh you like recess? name the five most funnest things to climb on at the playground, i'll wait
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
thought I didn’t have a celebrity crush but I forgot about michelle rodriguez
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
love being a john locke hater. like. shut up
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I actually do relate to desmond from lost a little bit. I too think I’m saving the world by hitting meaningless buttons
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June @hadopelagic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Every time u raise a pitchfork at a member of your own community a fascist smiles and feels a little cozier in their bed that's all I'll say on the matter
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
walmart interview today I am noivus 😬
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
who is sabrina carpenter and why do i keep seeing her face everywhere
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Kira and Dax are standing in the ops bullpen on station. Kira is reading off a PADD, with Dax just to her side and looking pretty far out daydreamy trippin balls about something. Closed caption reads, "He's going to have his first Orb Experience.
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
ppl who wear loud colors and clashing patterns and rainbows i love you
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
it took several months but i finally completed the process of making one (1) decision! cancer crab W!
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
sposed to meet my parents soon but whag if i weed suck to get hit……
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
what if Plato was right and the real world is in a cave somewhere or whatever.....
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
dammittttt i really fuvked up this balgy gate run. I wanted my bard to romance astarion but I failed and i advanced the plot before finding out he’s a vampire so now it’s just never revealed?! and he never got the vampire powers im so 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
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