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✨ avatar by catcrumb.tumblr.com ✨ Avatar description: a cartoon purple cat is standing on two legs and her “arms” are lifted towards the sky in joy. She is smiling. The words “THE FUN WILL NEVER” are above her in rainbow colors.

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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
aughh why are you fueling the horrible fire I can’t take any more
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
that guy who got mad about the tarp thing was so funny
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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I miss the good old days, where you actually had to do a bit of leg work to see how the newest conspiracy theory was antisemitic
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/03/2025
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ theonion.com/de-blasio-we...
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The hope is that this will start a bigger movement where people give their money to better companies. For example, this boycott got me thinking about Walmart and now I’m switching to my local grocery store
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
ohhhh things are bad? they’re bad in the us? didn’t realize
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
be my friend on egge :) I’m .spacejunk
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I forgot to take my fuckin pill! if you’re reading this remember to take your fuckin pill
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
assholes in front of me saying horrible things help
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’m usually p patient like idgaf if I’m stuck in traffic or something. But for some reason if I’m standing UP in an unmoving line it makes a huge difference and I’m ready for murder
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
really long line at the weed store why is there 1 person workingg
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
this is cute!!!!! I got grey :/
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I get so much excitement from movies and shows and music that I have fomo about not being a creator. need to lock myself in an empty room until I’ve overcome my insecurities. then you’ll see. then you’ll allllllll see
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
being a tap water girlie is so funny. my client asked me to get her some water and she watched me fill a cup from the tap, when I presented it to her she looked absolutely HORRIFIED
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
was trying to figure out who has the “YOMAMMA” vanity plate and it turns out it’s my sweet elderly coworker
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
oh that’s cool as hell 😮
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I accidentally bought something for $167 I’m gonna **** ******
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
finally playing undertale:)))) it is so fuckin cute. Toby Fox made a little song out of snores. incredible
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Toadette!!
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
deep fried cauliflower and butternut squash 😌😌😌
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
💭 based based based based b
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
when they confuse correlation with causation 😭🤬🤮😵☠️🙀🙅🏼‍♀️🚨🔪⁉️
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I miss tag memes lol…the sad thing is bsky is never ever ever gonna get rid of their character limit
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
alt text for avatar: a purple cartoon cat is standing on two legs and her “arms” are lifted towards the sky in joy. She is smiling. The words “THE FUN WILL NEVER” are above her in rainbow colors. (so sorry for the delay, I put this on my profile but just realized mutuals prob don’t look there)
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
made a pinned post so I could add alt text for prof pic up top. now I realize how pathetically short my bio is but its fine. I am simple guy
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Bio! Andee | she/they | 26 | bisexual virgo rising, cancer sun, cancer moon into astrology but in a totally cool and based way lil freak who loves kidcore and hippiecore and spacecore :) —DNI: under 18, zionist, pro-cop, anti-neopronouns, proships, terf/radfem
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
now my profile has two cats, two cats 🎶
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
new prof pic (w permission) by the wonderful catcrumb from tumblr!! their art is so cute <33
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're at a DS9 fancy party of some sort with lots of folks milling about and having drinks and hors d'oeuvres served amongst flowers and decorations. We see Starfleet in dress uniforms and some Romulan folk with pointy ears and eyebrow loaf among the distinguished guests. Here, across 3 screenshots we see a #networking chat between Dr Bashir and a stuffy Romulan fella. Picture one is Bashir, greeting stuffy guy. Closed caption reads, "Well, it's a pleasure to meet you."
Picture two is on the tall Romulan fella. He seems smug, stern, and generally unimpressed. Caption reads, "Why?"
Picture three is back on Bashir, caption reads, "Well, you've got me there."Alt in pic 1Alt in pic 1
Also, have you heard about the Jonestown survivor who's famous for having no sense of humor? Always misses the punchline.
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
YAYY congratulations 🎉🥳
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
sorry if this is weird to say from an acct that looks like this?? I’m 26 I contain multitudes
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I think I’m just gonna quit and do porn while I find another job. if anyone wants the chaturbate link I’ll send it when it’s time lmao
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
wahoo!!! fist bumping w you lets go 👊🏼
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
and I took too long to follow up bc I have another job and also anxiety!!!! fuck everything!!!!
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I am so. mad I had my walmart interview scheduled and they fucking missed it bc they listed me as having been offered a job already
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
all my applications rejected :( what do now
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
has anyone watched yellowjackets? can u tell me how quickly they get to the fucked-up stuff that’s foreshadowed? cuz im v interested but I don’t wanna watch 5 seasons of build up
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
new coworker said “hi I’m new and sorry but I’m from California” girl it’s alright
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
ppl in my state always whine abt californians moving here which is so. like. ??? shut up?
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
announcement. these pockets on my pants are like, full pockets. its amazing. I keep reaching in from the side cuz im used to slanted pockets that make my phone fall out when I sit down
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
elfstrogen…
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 17/02/2025
urgent - please help support a trans woman in egypt escaping family abuse with funds needed for housing and basic goods www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-sup...
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Donate to Urgent support for trans girl in Egypt, organized by Mostafa Elboushi
TW: Abuse of a trans person. Hello, my name is Mostafa and I am fundraisin… Mostafa Elboushi needs your support for Urgent support for trans girl in Egypt
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/10/2024
(spock raising an eyebrow) but captain, blowjobs are… highly illogical
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
btw. be friends w me on tumblr! www.tumblr.com/andeeboo and airbuds! i.airbuds.fm/andeeboo/CAf...
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
the writers of lost killing off all my favorite characters to give more screen time to asshole Jack and cultural appropriator Locke: now that’s entertainment!
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
it would really blow me away cuz just everything she does is nice. she’s been doing more and more collabs and she always gives the other artists the cooler parts of the song if it’s on her album
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Bug @cloudbug.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
SERIOUSLY…like just put ur joke in the post ??? don’t need to do all that
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