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Bertie

@clert.bsky.social
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Associate editor at Eurogamer. Writes, sometimes podcasts, talks a lot. I'd rather live in a fantasy land. (He/him)

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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven't seen the outfits yet!
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excited for Gears of War for the first time in... god knows how long
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cautiously optimistic about Wizards of the Coast's D&D action game Warlock. Sounds playful. Sounds intriguing. Sounds like it knows what it is www.eurogamer.net/warlock-dung...
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Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons developers hope to set aside the Baldur's Gate 3 comparisons and build their own kind of open world
This probably feels like a bit of an odd place to start, but Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons isn't Fable. Yet, when I sat d…
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The mood is certainly 'let's not celebrate the game until we're three months post launch, just in case', which is very unusual." Gears dev Coalition unsurprisingly fearful of layoffs as E-Day launches. Xbox remaining layoffs "hanging over our heads". Great report by @connormakar.bsky.social
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Followed a hunch to ask Rebel Wolves about the balance between human form and vampire form in The Blood of Dawnwalker, and it turns out it's absolutely intentionally weighted in favour of being a vamp
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love this. CDPR could easily restrict this to the Complete Edition that it's selling for 25 quid at the moment. Other companies would
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Witcher 3 gets its phwoar back
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was originally much harder to beat the game, apparently. But all the talk and concern around the time system: it undermined the studio's confidence
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone's talking about the cuts to the studios and dev, which, yes, absolutely. But the behind the scenes cuts to areas like business planning, forecasting, demand planning... these aren't cuts a serious business makes, imo.
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 23/09/2026
Nighthawks is doing... well! It came close to beating our "First Day Of Launch" record. This is a remarkable achievement when you consider that this is on TOP of the thousands of Kickstarter backers who already own the game. So I think we can safely put this in the "success" column for now! Phew!
Sucks Yes!
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A celebration of human art and physical things. Very timely.
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The divested studios such as Ninja Theory, Double Fine, Compulsion, and Undead Labs, have all contributed invisibly to the 3200 total? Booty does say say the "three-quarters" remark is "inclusive of the studio divestitures". It's a bit confusing.
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The numbers confuse me. 1600 Xbox jobs were cut in July with 1600 more to follow over the course of a year. 268 further job cuts have been made. So we're up to 1868? But Matt Booty says MS is "roughly three-quarters of the way through previously announced restructuring". Does that mean...
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminded this morning of the time I went to meet presumed cranky Witcher author Andrzej Sapkowski who was promoting a new book at the time. He turned out not to be cranky at all, but full of laughter and cheekiness, despite what this photo suggests! www.eurogamer.net/meeting-andr...
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Meeting Andrzej Sapkowski, the writer who created The Witcher
Andrzej Sapkowski has something of a reputation.
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Blood of Dawnwalker getting a new difficulty option, combat changes and more in game's first "big" patch scheduled for early October www.eurogamer.net/blood-of-daw...
A male warrior in leather and some chainmail leaps through the sky leaving a trail of black smoke as he wields a longsword above him. He's framed by golden orange eclipse in the distance. It's Coen from The Blood of Dawnwalker.
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Transcription software interprets "Konrad" as "Comrade", which I suppose is quite close. I wonder what sort of profile it's building about me as a result
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"We are also considering and researching some other crazy ideas which can make the RPG genre different to surprise people in the future." ❤️
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inkle @inkle.co · 11/09/2026
🎙️ Call for voice actors! 🎭 We're looking for two lead voices for our next game. - One male and one female, vocal age 40 to 60 - Cornish / Welsh / South-West England accent If that's you, please send an acting sample to info@inklestudios.com, marked “casting call”. (Paid, ofc) <3 RTs!
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Patrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' Moment
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wolverine's characterisation is a bright spot in this otherwise underwhelming, old-school romp that reminds us how far action games have come. Our Marvel's Wolverine review: www.eurogamer.net/marvels-wolv...
Marvel's Wolverine screenshot showing Wolverine looking warmly at Jean. Eurogamer 3/5
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Was quite surprised to learn this game sold 2m copies. There's still the not insignificant hurdle of 1666: Amsterdam to clear before this, mind you
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like this little curio-chaser. Nice way to talk about Tim's work and life, and relationship to gaming, in a way that's different to everywhere else
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Martin Mottet @martinuche.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If anyone wants to read something with the same premise (adult dark wizards fucked up the world) and the same props (magic, teens, chosen one, wizard school...) but written by someone with a heart and a brain, I can't recommend The Scholomance enough.
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Brendy_C @brendyc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This essay by fighting game dev Patrick Miller starts as a response to drama (don't ask) but then drops truth after truth about escapism, coping mechanisms, and games as a painkiller. "If games serve a load-bearing function in someone's life, it's the life that needs fixing, not the games."
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Cllr Emma Garnett @greenpartyemma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
💚 Such brilliant news. I am so glad to see this. 🚀 Let's get Zack elected to become our 6th Green MP! 🚪https://actionnetwork.org/events/the-1st-big-day/
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the 1st BIG DAY
📣 Calling all TEAM 6th GREEN MP 📣 🚨THIS SUNDAY is Our 1st BIG DAY. 📌 Join us at 10am next to Primrose Hill Cafe for the first BIG DAY OUT of the Parliamentary By-Election to get our 6th Green MP. ...
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dom, you can't fool us. You've just turned the bowl around
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Where you never know which hidden gem will pop up next. Beyond the novelty, his generosity shipping extra Lego to local schools and championing his neighborhood chippie adds authenticity that eclipses typical pop‑culture flash. In short, the show feels more like a community jam than a circus act."
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
More inspired AI spam. "Your description of Ed Sheeran turning a Pokémon Championship into a surreal mash‑up of onion‑scented crowds and acoustic bravado perfectly captures the uncanny joy of that night. It reminded me of scrolling through Camden Property Listings...
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Confused Shark Asks 'U OK?'
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wonder, actually, if the studio pulled back a bit on the system, or the time costs, when it saw the public apprehension about it. Nice review by the way!
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes! I hear this!
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's interesting seeing the continued pushback to the limited time idea the game has. I understand the concern but it really isn't as stressful or limiting as it seems. But some people don't even want to entertain the idea at all - it's like a hard block. It's a cool feature!
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The game, that is, not necessarily my review. How arrogant of me
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Here's my Dawnwalker review for Eurogamer. It's great.
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"The reliability of ancillary systems such as Mobile Court Services becomes a sobering reminder that critical infrastructure must stay online under pressure. Hopefully Rockstar’s next reveal will arrive with a sturdier stream and fewer celestial side effects." You okay hun?
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Literally bending the planet’s spin captures the absurdist humor that makes the Twitch outage feel like a global glitch, especially when millions queued to watch the premiere and were left staring at a static buffer. "In a world where even entertainment platforms stumble...
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We're getting a load of AI spam posts on Eurogamer pointing to US court services, for some reason. Anyway, below is a great example of gen-AI pretending to be human by blending two disparate topics and missing the mark wildly. "Your hyperbolic take on the GTA 6 trailer...
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Gomez Addams: A Faker! A Phony!
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh Tim! Forever Frankie, forever fabulous 🖤
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Cocky Frank-N-Furter
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Ryan T. Brown 🎮🩷 @toadsanime.lostincult.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Ta-da - we're releasing the exclusive Dispatch vinyl soundtrack! We're also selling copies of the physical release from @pmstudios.bsky.social for Switch 2, PS5, and Xbox! ✨
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Love this! Huge thank you to the various people I asked to take part in this, including @brandonetc.bsky.social, @annamegill.com, @chellaramanan.bsky.social, @danaenight.northsky.social
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Chris Tapsell @christapsell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is a brilliant Propah Eurogamer feature from Matt, visiting the incredible, player-built, utopian civilisation at the edge of No Man's Sky and talking to one of its founding members:
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I visited No Man's Sky's thriving player-made utopia at the end of the universe, and spoke to a founding member of the group behind it
In the distant reaches of a doomed universe, perpetually 16 minutes from total destruction, something wonderful is happ…
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This was fun to write with @dompepin.bsky.social. These game music concerts have become some of my favourite events of the year
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy birthday! I hope you're not still in the gym.
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Haha no way! Brilliant!
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This was lots of fun!
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 14/08/2026
Well, we did it - more than $250k for game devs who have been laid off, to be distributed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. Congratulations and thanks to everyone who donated their time, games, and money to help folks out in a time of need.
A screenshot of the game industry hardship bundle on itch.io, which has made $252,466.19 from 18,598 contributors.
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kirk :( I'm so sorry to read this. I love the work you do. I hope things work out somehow. All the best x
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, I've not been offered a press trip to drink wine before. And only wine - it has nothing to do with games
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Dumb and Dumber: Tell Me Where to Sign
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Unexpectedly excited about playing ropey old LOTR action RPG
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
reached a point with "games journos are paid off" where i just have to accept it as a compliment. i spend most of my work day not feeling very important, then occasionally people think something i do is not only valuable because people are actually paying attention; it's even worth bribing me over
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Bertie @clert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(The game, that is, not the city)
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