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ClayPax

@claypax.bsky.social
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Not a husband. Not a father. Ramen enthusiast, occasional marathon runner, and member of Giant Bomb VinCo FC and Valor Gaming WoW Guild. I sometimes stream video games at www.twitch.tv/claypax

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Shirokuma Cafe Bot 🐻‍❄️🐼🐧 @shirokumascreen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
God damn it this Man Utd team is so fucking depressing. What an unbelievable shit show this defense is.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time to settle down that brain of yours youtu.be/bWebqCRw7o4?...
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We've got a #doink on SNF
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry, honey, I can’t right now. I’m busy explaining how revolutionary the concept of “rollover minutes” was to Gen Z/gen alpha people on BlueSky
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They better have the whole damned intro and production for this. Hockey Night in Canada is an institution that a lot of people have attachments to and this could be a really good signal boost for the PWHL
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The discourse around "Choosin Texas" (sp?) is really off-putting and makes me want to listen to it and the rest of Langley's work even less. There's this sort of weird smugness towards people who haven't heard it and don't care about it.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We miss you We love you The Butcher Forever #AEWDynamite brings our Rebel Heart to TBS and HBO Max
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Please do not shake the MILF, it’s very delicate
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wish that Nintendo would bring back some of its smaller arcade-style franchises on the Switch 2. It would be cool to get a new 1080 or Wave Race that costs 30 or 40 dollars. They don't need to have a ton of content, just have some fun gameplay and let me play with friends.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Really wish that I could be anywhere else other than at work today. Burnout is setting in really hard.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
can't wait to go here and plant a hundred little trans flags there and throw all of their stupid rocks into the ocean
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Seeing a take this bad feels like the moment in a nature documentary when they film something incredibly rare for the first time. The person that earnestly thought that this was publish worthy should be exiled to an island inhabited exclusively by sea birds for the rest of their life.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s starting to feel like the shit is flying closer and closer to the fan
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I feel so lucky that @brazyazn.bsky.social is out here representing VinCo, my FFXIV FC. He really gets us and understands the complex issues that we wrestle with and asks the tough questions to the game’s development team on our behalf
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me while reading A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All those soft tires put on for nothing #BritishGP
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Safety car or VSC at this point would basically hand a race win to Antonelli #BritishGP
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Brolly on the track! Brolly on the track! #BritishGP
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
As nice as it would be to see Leclerc get the win given the season that he's had so far, it feels inevitable that Kimi will catch him relatively soon
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Any team that comes into a world cup and doesn't practice penalties is insane.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Interesting that Salah is in the middle of the order. Not a well done Panenka, but it worked.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tremendous save by the Aussie keeper
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Australia is putting in a shift, their pressing is really disrupting Egypt's passing and they're winning the ball back often. Unfortunately, they lack the quality to do much with the ball when they win it back.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mbappe is just on another level. Jeez. This whole French team is unreal
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Big ups to Paraguay, well played
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
not like that, jesus, that was in row z
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have never been a believer in stutter penalties. It's possible to place the ball well enough with enough power so that no keeper can stop it. Just run up and smash it into one of the corners.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
South Korea have subbed out their main goalscoring threat surprisingly early in this match. Doesn't bode well for them #worldcup
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trying to do work from home today but my internet service can’t stay online for more than 5 minutes at a time, so I can’t get fuck all done on a day where I really needed to be productive. Fuck you Spectrum, fuck you and your daily outages forever you flaming garbage heap of a company
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
UP ON THE LADDER: A DIZZY MISS LIZZY MYSTERY
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
WITHIN YOU WITHOUT YOU: A BONES MYSTERY
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
NUDE: A MEAN MR. MUSTARD MYSTERY
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Up the Mighty Elephants! #CotedIvoire #WorldCup
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Amad! That's my boy! #ManUtd #IvoryCoast #WorldCup
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Suzuki and the Japanese defense were fantastic in that first half. Netherlands kept asking questions of them, and they brought answers every time. Super entertaining match, despite lack of goals. Both teams playing well and creating chances. No yellow or red cards, as well. #worldcup #NedvJapan
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
S. Korea's delivery on set pieces has been of pretty shocking quality in this match. They might come to regret not taking advantage of their chances. #WorldCup
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I feel like Czechia and S. Korea are pretty evenly matched, this should hopefully be a good match. I do worry about Korea's ability to score, though.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm begging for transhumanists to add an ounce of hamster suffrage to their politics.
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ClayPax @claypax.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I, for one, blame Taylor Swift
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/06/2026
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled theonion.com/little-league-pitcher-…
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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