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I don't know, man. Let's see if this is anything. who dey

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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 3h
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have never seen a dumber end to a football game. Spectacular.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Young Sherlock Holmes scared the absolute shit out of me. Couldn’t finish the movie.
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BENGALS BAYBEEEE!!! 2-0! PLAY IT AGAIN!
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Cincinnati Bengals Fight Song "Bengals Growl"
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
FUMBLE! CINCINNATI COMPLETES THE COMEBACK AND LEAVES WITH THE BEL(L)T. 62-60 ALL TIME
CM Punk leaving the WWE with the belt
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
KEEP THAT BELL IN CLIFTON!!! NEVER IN DOUBT!!
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/09/2026
Can a dude rock so hard that he makes a board game too unfinishable even for dudes who rock hard enough to finish any board game
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The sports ownership bullshit of the last several years have really made me appreciate Mike Brown. Sure, he's ruined more Sundays than I can count with his cheapness, but it could be so so so much worse. At least he's made his money from football, and not private equity.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 16/09/2026
One key theory of PTFO is that sports are an unparalleled vehicle of class consciousness. Thank you to Stavros Halkias for letting me sit in his fancy new chair and explaining why: youtu.be/rOHHwPCYmTM?...
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Stavros Halkias Goes Off on Billionaire Owners and "Soulless Corporate Centrists" | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TURN THAT SHIT UP! #whodey
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Cincinnati Bengals Fight Song "Bengals Growl"
YouTube video by redlegsfan21
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we are counting this Kansas football hype video about the heroism of anti-slavery violence as a Woke 2 indicator
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Defector @defector.com · 11/09/2026
There are plenty of good reasons to unplug Claude without including the fear that it will hack your smart refrigerator and tell it to eat you. defector.com/what-if-we-c...
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What If We Could Have A Future? | Defector
Maybe you have heard of Roko’s Basilisk. This is a thought experiment, for lack of a better term, popular among a certain set: hyper-rationalists, futurists, effective altruists. Tech-industry guys.…
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicin…
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/09/2026
I was reading some national reactions to last night's game, thinking some of them were going a bit too far. But then I read this person losing their mind, and I realized no one has yet gone far enough
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Go Bearcats.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 05/09/2026
inside of my brain right now:
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Kramer's 'That's a Shame' Moment
Alt: Kramer - that's a shame
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/08/2026
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
470, baybee!!
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
there’s a lot of truly amazing artists working in comics. there’s a lot of groundbreaking, innovative, blindingly talented genius artists in the world we are lucky to live at the same time as. but none of them could ever be Jack Kirby.
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wonderful blog from Amy Schneider -- yes, that Amy Schneider -- about the ups and downs and downs and downs of being a lifelong Reds fan. defector.com/13-short-blo...
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13 Short Blogs About The Cincinnati Reds | Defector
The origin story of the Reds goes like this: In 1869, just after local boy and war hero Ulysses S. Grant was inaugurated as president, the Cincinnati Red Stockings became the very first entirely profe...
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fucking hell! Enough, already!
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cam brink showing everyone how you handle all this. real one
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
♥️
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I always found it admirable that Dolly seemed totally awestruck by Whitney’s “I Will Always Love You” No jealousy, no protectiveness of her own work, just joy that somebody had taken the song she wrote and made something new and special out of it.
confirming this. Parton also publicly stated she liked Houston's version of the song better than her own. 14]
Parton recalled that when she first heard the song while driving in Nashville the week of its release that she "just heard this voice come on the radio. It kind of rang a bell, but it didn't hit because she was kind of talking it. Then, all of a sudden, it went into the l Will Always Love You' part and I just about wrecked. I had to pull off the side of the road, seriously, to listen to it." 216]
Parton stated that she was "overwhelmed" and that Houston "made it so much more than it ever would have been."(216][217) In an interview with Howard Stern, Parton added "I couldn't believe my little country sad song could even be done like that. That was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had in my entire life." 29]
Houston told Rolling Stone in 1993, "I think Dolly Parton is a hell of a writer and a hell of a singer. I was so concerned when I sang her song how she'd feel about it, in terms of the arrangement, my licks, my flavor. When she said she was floored, that meant so much to me." 28]
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Sylvia Goodman @sylviaruthg.lpm.org · 25/08/2026
Statement from Dolly Parton's Imagination Library of Kentucky, which has delivered more than 6 million books to Kentucky children since 2001 and is currently sending books to 132,000+ Ky kids:
"We are deeply saddened by the passing of our founder and inspiration, Dolly Parton.  We were so proud to realize her dream of the Imagination Library across the entire Commonwealth, and we will forever be grateful that she came to celebrate with us in 2024.  She leaves a legacy unlike any other in American life, and it will live on every time a Kentucky child receives her gift of reading."
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You got to live at the same time as Dolly Parton!! What a gift.
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Quite literally the best of us. RIP to a legend.
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Cincinnati Reds: Inventing new and interesting ways to break your heart since 1869
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just started telling HELP HELP at the AI drive thru, the Butlerian Jihad can’t get here soon enough
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I prefer my onion rings silent, thanks.
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Reds are 13-6 since the All-Star break and 5 games out of the wild card.
Hawkeye from Endgame: Don't give me hope
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My toddler whenever I’m using the bathroom:
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Hey! It's Clarke! @clarkehall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I fucking love little free libraries.
DON PENDELTON’S THE EXECUTIONER FEATURING MACK BOLAN. BOLAN DISRUPTS THE TRADE IN BLACK MARKET NUKES
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is actually a wonderful example of why we should not try to squeeze ourselves into their framing. As Jess points out beautifully, parents rights is never about parents like us and it never will be. Because it's a thought killing cliche designed to undermine equity and progress.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
At a certain point, once you recognize the destruction of the middle class in one aspect of your life, you kind of can't stop recognizing it in all aspects of your life
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/07/2026
in a lot of ways the current republican government is just the worst, extractive red state governance taken national. total hostility to public goods, total indifference to long-term investment, and a monomaniacal interest in using the state to enrich private benefactors
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