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Clark Partridge

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I like to see the seams in a horror movie. Sled Island is my favourite week of the year.

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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Met a friend for coffee and was given beef stew and focaccia for my 47th birthday. The stew, and hangs, were lovely. I think if i can make a good enough stew this fall, the world might be alright.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby boomers hate this One Weird Trick
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My neighbourhood bookstore has started having lock-ins. I'm chilling and reading for a while
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fucking love fall!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why do cows have so many dicks
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!
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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
who up inseminating they churros
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fr though, should i get this tattoo?
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma was a great time, glad CUFF brought it to town
Dan giving a thumbs up in front of the poster for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 11/08/2026
Recently, critical comments about LGBT people every day make me very sad. LGBT people just want to love whom they love and live proudly as themselves—why treat that as a demand? Living as a human is a right and shouldn’t be restricted by male and female genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
are you offended, jon
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Gus from Alley Cats is talking to Jon Arbuckle.
Gus: This ain’t Garfield Jon, you fackin’ cunt”

Panel 2:
Gus: Ooh are you offended? You curly headed twat

Panel 3:
Gus: Too EDGY for ya?

Panel 4:
Jon (leaning in) I drank dog semen
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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
why doesn't "blanket" mean "a small blankness"
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My shorter cutoffs. Gotta flash some thighs
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I called them YouTube shorps today. I'm sticking with it, it sounds as dumb as it should.
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Masters of the Universe is something. I think it would have been way better if they let Jared off the chain. A pile of his bullshit would be so fucking welcome. It's bad y'all.
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Upon reflection, I think capitalism is a mistake.
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
d was only invented so b could rub balls with some letter
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride to y'all, but especially to my bisexual partisans. We will take the kingdom of heaven by storm. We will fuck wildly.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Q hovering behind Picard (Patrick Stewart, get it), whispering in his ear. The lighting is sexy.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Alberta separatism is the endpoint of the right wing radio/podcast post-truth ecosystem: a vocal and violent minority trying to tear everything down out of a belief that being petty lords over rubble is preferable to the tyranny of bike lanes and public transit.
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fuck yeah buddy
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/04/2026
<Trent Reznor "Closer" voice> I want a cromulent fuckcrustable
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Pass the wine, fuck the government, i love you
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Fuck The Government, I Love You - The Burning Hell (Official Video)
YouTube video by BurningHellOfficial
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I just finished The Wingspan of Severed Hands by Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog . Holy fuck it hit me like a brick to the face. I finished chapter 1 with a hollowed out feeling inside. He can just wring my emotions out with his writing. Devastatingly beautiful.
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That's fucking right
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
my soul has left my body
jco qting naomi wolf, wolf said i sat next to a vaccinated person yesterday for 2 hours and i am still unwell 24 hours and joyce says yes we can tell
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh fuck yeah! Could use some furries in the walk, and as the subject of the walk.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
DAMB,,,, dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WITH A COMMODARE 64 COMPUTER "I SHOULD OF SPENT MORE TIME ON THE COMPUTER WHEN THEY WERE FUN TO USE " LOAD "*",8,1 - GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne FOR MORE THOGHT'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The radical leftist ideas they hate are that we treat people based on how they mistreat others instead of where they were born
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Mmm
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fuck I love the library
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Not even a juke box?
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Increasing AI processing power until it develops sentience is like posting feet until your mom is proud Until you significantly change one of these variables, thanksgiving is still going to suck
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NEW FEELING @newfeelingcoop.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The average cassette lasts 30 years. Vinyl, might see 100. But the spirit of Calgary's hardcore punk scene? Archivists like Ben Lines and Arif Ansari are making sure it won't be lost to decay. www.newfeeling.ca/connective-tissue…
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Connective Tissue: How Punk Archivists in Calgary Preserve the Fabric of Music From the Past
Every day, we take care to maintain our bodies, lives, and relationships. Ben Lines extends this same effort to preserving music. When he’s not studying or working part-time, the 21-year-old Calgary resident is running CanadianWasteland.
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Perfection
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Fuck.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Rejoice!
5 chubby black cats dancing around the lord dog THE KING of hot dogs
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hope50.bsky.social @hope50.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Wonder how this investigation is going? Seems really really quiet. #abpoli #Alberta #corruptcare #MraicheControversy
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/02/2026
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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Clark Partridge @clark-partridge.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm playing Power Wash Simulator and acting my age
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Totally useless fact: democrats have won the next election every time a mainline Elder Scrolls came out. Except for morrowind.
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