Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 19hYou're Being Kind of a Dick, Charlie Brown 031
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 9hi have no problem with the guy practicing his tuba outside my house but why does he only know Beatles songs 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 9hthose were business-related and he always had his wife and children along with him 010
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 9hKong's role is ceremonial, he's really just a brand ambassador for Skull Island 120
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 10hi was gonna watch a scary movie but they all look so scary 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 10hbut they were, all of them, deceived, for another fun size Snickers bar was eaten 000
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 24/02/2025time is a flat...oh wait, no, sorry...time is a fluffy circle 053
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 24/12/2025my cocktail sauce brings the boys to the yard and they're like, we're going to rub shrimp on you please don't, rub shrimp on me i will ask you, please do not do that 031
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 10hmy god, you're right, it is a bit "wobbly," and not as I said, "loose" 000
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 15him sorry i described your new kitchen stool as "healthy" 021
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started 0326
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026no, yeah, i see why you're confused, he's my cat *and* my attorney, your honor 1124
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 30/07/2024i could always tell when the cat was trying to bring a bird into the house in his mouth but now that he wears a fanny pack all bets are off 011
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025i just noticed my cat unsubscribed to my newsletter wtf 011
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026my constituents* complaining about the vibecessionary policies** *cat **off brand cat food 041
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my cat: i am your familiar, a warlock in cat form me: i...do not think you are cat: accept my claws in your flesh as i lay by your side me: ow, fuckin stop it cat: no me: omg fine cat: are we watching stuff on your computer or what 052
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 15him sorry i described your new kitchen stool as "healthy" 021
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 16hi definitely did not remember the bit where the joke is that Tina Fey had a kid with Harvey Weinstein 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 21hfun to watch old clips of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes because they are so amazingly funny and also how so many actors in the audience turned out to be absolutely reprehensible people 120
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 19/06/2024and the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon stealing the cocaine from my ass balloon 053
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i.e., my first experience with a show that stressed me out 000
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 04/12/2025jim henson, whispering as he shoves his arm up kermit’s mupussy: you little slut 2436280
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026backwards and then put a mirror outside your door 010
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026or at least weren't available, so if the door were closed i didn't even try the knob 100
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026there's your problem i think, i often had professors who told me if the door was open just come on in but if it was locked it meant they weren't there 100
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026you could lock your door and then when they arrive they'll be like "my god how do i resolve this impediment?!" 010
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can't really justify it. But my grad school office was shared and undergrad students just walked in (looking for their TA or whatever) and it didn't seem inappropriate. I do agree that it's inappropriate to simply walk into a professor's office! 120
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026they might think it's a shared office? 100
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026jonathan livingston D-cup 011
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026how does his heart keep pumping day after endless day 020
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026that's a great price for Land of Lake 251
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026how many tarps and contractor bags does one person even need?! 020
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026what's your preferred hardness? i'm a 2B all the way 120
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i was young and often drunk when i got home and listened to them, and occasionally, if their condition sounded dire enough, i would return their call to tell them to seek help elsewhere 040
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i had a phone number that formerly belonged to a doctor's office, and elderly people would leave me long messages about very personal maladies 370
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it's like an e.e. cummings poem sale land of lake $2.99 120
