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claire schultz

@claireschultz.bsky.social
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writes strange & amorphous things. cat mom. this is an anne brontë stan account. she/her. rep: clara foster @ aevitas uk. clairerschultz.com

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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
every time i open this app i have a panic attack bc the world is so insufferably bad rn!!!!! gonna delete for a little while until i feel less like i wanna claw my eyes out
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i wish i could be as at peace as a tiny dog in a backpack going on a train trip
a tiny brown cavapoo smiling in a little black backpack on a traina tiny brown cavapoo resting in a little black backpack on a train
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
*looks directly at camera*
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
cannot emphasize enough how frightening it is to read a new hunger games book right now in this political environment. what was cool abstract “don’t be evil or this could happen” fantasy under obama has become deeply, deeply chilling. suzanne collins you’ve done it again you mad genius
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
oh we are so back
hardcover copy of SUNRISE ON THE REAPING: a hunger games novel by suzanne collins
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
one of these days i’m going to write an academic article about what every haunting of hill house adaptation gets right & wrong, and which one is most likely to summon shirley jackson’s vengeful ghost. this is a threat.
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
i directly benefited from this program—i live 500 ft down the road from where internet providers would service until the IRA & regular satellite didn’t work, so for years starlink was the only way we could get internet. it sucked. we finally got real wifi in Dec & i am voting to burn our starlink
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The New York Times is the first to put out comprehensive estimates on the cost of a year without U.S.A.I.D. and they’re higher than I thought: - 1.65 million deaths from AIDS - 500,000 from lack of vaccines - 550,000 from lack of food aid - 290,000 from malaria - 310,000 from TB
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
i’d love to see adrienne warren in the last five years while i’m in the city this month, but unfortunately i saw early career johnny bailey play jamie back in the day and i don’t think i could stomach anyone else in the role
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11/03/2025
the authoritarianism is bad, but the loser energy is absolutely intolerable
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
listing my first edition/first printing hardcover ACOTAR books on pango for obscene sums of money because frankly i think i deserve payment for the time and energy i invested in the fairy smut
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
sure we’re rationing the $8 eggs but don’t worry planes fall out of the sky now too and we’re cracking down on on those woke dei transgender mice!!!
a picked-over supermarket shelf with $7.99 eggs and a sign reading DUE TO HIGH DEMAND AND SUPPLIER SHORTAGES, WE ARE LIMITING EGGS TO TWO CARTONS PER HOUSEHOLD
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
Aimonetti Justin	Aimonetti, Justin W.	Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob	Altik, Jacob R.	Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong	Anthony	Armstrong, Anthony J.	Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia	Jennifer	Balajadia, Jennifer	Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon	Alexandra	Beynon, Alexandra T.	Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini	Riccardo	Biasini, Riccardo N.	Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba	Akash	Bobba, Akash N.	Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle	Ashley	Boizelle, Ashley S.	Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant	Emily	Bryant, Emily L.	Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham	James	Burnham, James	James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine	Edward	Coristine, Edward H.	Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis	Steven	Davis, Steven M.	Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
Elez	Marko	Elez, Marko	Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov
Farritor	Luke	Farritor, Luke E.	Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox	Joshua	Fox, Joshua	Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley	Joshua	Hanley, Joshua A.	Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes	Stephanie	Holmes, Stephanie M.	Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian	Gautier	Killian, Gautier C.	Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec	Keenan	Kmiec, Keenan D.	Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera	Nicholas	Lahera, Nicholas	Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
Lindemann	Kendall	Lindemann, Kendall M.	Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov
Musk	Elon	Musk, Elon R.	erm71@who.eop.gov
Peters	Noah	Peters, Noah	Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
Rajpal	Nikhil	Rajpal, Nikhil	Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov
Ramada	Adam	Ramada, Adam	Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
Raynor	Austin	Raynor, Austin L.	Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov
Schutt	Kyle	Schutt, Kyle L.	Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran	Ethan	Shaotran, Ethan	Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith	Brad	Smith, Brad M.	Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
Stanley	Christopher	Stanley, Christopher A.	Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov
Wick	Jordan	Wick, Jordan K.	Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles	Susan	Wiles, Susan S.	Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
why is my entire feed anora hate rn. do i give off the energy of someone who hates anora, a movie that i think is delightfully fun and frankly pretty unhateable.
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Claudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
this is justice for the florida project 💖
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
well i WAS enjoying the oscars until hulu decided it was over mid-show ?????
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
i cannot believe timothée chalamet is completely seriously a professional adult man called timmy
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
shoutout to my agent for giving me some of the most exciting ✨vague publishing news✨ i could imagine while i am literally on a plane watching the dungeons & dragons movie. she’s the adult in this partnership and i don’t deserve her
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
unfortunately marvel rivals has shown me my truest self, and she is an internet troll. catch me (badly) playing squirrel girl & bullying teenage boys for sport all day i guess
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
the original broadway cast london reunion of hadestown was maybe the most special theater experience i’ve had?? the energy felt like the eras tour. a guy yelled I’M EXCITED when andre de shields appeared & the entire house laughed in agreement. on record: i get it now & feel so lucky to have seen it
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
gritty has seized control of the federal government
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
god i knew i distrusted entangled for a reason
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
JAMIE LLOYD PLEASE TEACH YOUR ACTORS HOW TO PRONOUNCE DOTH
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
incredibly fun and cool being on sub and waiting for phd application decisions at the same time. sure my entire future is in your hands guess i’ll get really into marvel rivals or something
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
what if i bailed on all my plans and saw the lightning thief musical again. what if.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
i think we need to reexamine the economic system that allowed one person to accumulate enough wealth to literally purchase the us government
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
guy on the tube heard my american accent and immediately went DID YOU VOTE FOR A DICTATOR? ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR DONALD J TRUMP? i’m so sorry for my countrymen sir i left for a reason
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
world is bad & stressful but i did a big scary exciting professional thing today that i can’t wait to hopefully talk about AND ALSO i am back in london to hang out with my biological daughter (phoebe the miniature poodle) so maybe there is yet hope
a black miniature poodle stands on her hind legs and bites a green dog toy shaped like a bunny slipper  a black miniature poodle stands on her hind legs and bites a green dog toy shaped like a bunny slipper
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Mandy Medley @videstellae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Chicago, baby.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 31/01/2025
It would be fantastic if major federal institutions would acknowledge that the executive branch cannot legally unilaterally cancel or redistribute congressionally appropriated funding on ideological grounds and thus they have no legal obligation to comply with such directives
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Trump funding freeze a blatant violation of Constitution, federal law: Legal experts
The Constitution, federal law and court decisions make it clear: President Donald Trump's order to pause federal funding is against the law, legal experts tell ABC News.
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Prince Charles Cinema @princecharlescinema.com · 28/01/2025
#SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease. For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
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Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
just spent half a therapy session ranting about the brutalist. so if anyone needed to know how i was doing.
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that paul newman’s final credited film role is in disney pixar’s cars (2006)
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Ultra Deluxe @ultradeluxe.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
had a meltdown but now i’m drinking white wine and double billing conclave and the traitors i’ve never been cooler
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
oscar noms are good and cool and fun but what do you MEAN no saoirse ronan in THE OUTRUN. i know no one watched this movie but what are you doing here girliepop has so many (deserved) nominated performances and still blew all of them out of the water here. please watch THE OUTRUN.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
“Wait… really?” — people ten years from now being told that Madame Web didn’t win best picture
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
ophelia would like everyone to know she started on prozac today and has a lot of feelings about it
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
One of the reasons David Lynch's work meant so much to me is that he promised that no matter how ordinary-seeming the space you occupy, you contain an unmeasurable quantity of weirdness that deserves expression. I am promising myself that from here on out, I will try to write even weirder.
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Sarah Jones @sarahjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
today i got both an edit letter and a “can you have it done by saturday” deadline so if you see me on here please tell me to go back to my writing cave
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