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claire schultz

@claireschultz.bsky.social
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writes strange & amorphous things. cat mom. this is an anne brontë stan account. she/her. rep: clara foster @ aevitas uk. clairerschultz.com

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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
every time i open this app i have a panic attack bc the world is so insufferably bad rn!!!!! gonna delete for a little while until i feel less like i wanna claw my eyes out
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i wish i could be as at peace as a tiny dog in a backpack going on a train trip
a tiny brown cavapoo smiling in a little black backpack on a traina tiny brown cavapoo resting in a little black backpack on a train
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
*looks directly at camera*
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
12 year old claire getting mushy over peeta mellark would not recognize 26 yo claire reading “what’s stopping you from fighting back? you outnumber them” and sitting bolt upright like i’ve just been electrocuted
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
cannot emphasize enough how frightening it is to read a new hunger games book right now in this political environment. what was cool abstract “don’t be evil or this could happen” fantasy under obama has become deeply, deeply chilling. suzanne collins you’ve done it again you mad genius
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
oh we are so back
hardcover copy of SUNRISE ON THE REAPING: a hunger games novel by suzanne collins
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
yes i finally watched the 1999 one and i have yet to decide where “owen wilson gets decapitated by a fireplace” falls here
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
one of these days i’m going to write an academic article about what every haunting of hill house adaptation gets right & wrong, and which one is most likely to summon shirley jackson’s vengeful ghost. this is a threat.
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
anyway! this is bad! starlink is bad and expensive! fuck this!
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
i directly benefited from this program—i live 500 ft down the road from where internet providers would service until the IRA & regular satellite didn’t work, so for years starlink was the only way we could get internet. it sucked. we finally got real wifi in Dec & i am voting to burn our starlink
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The New York Times is the first to put out comprehensive estimates on the cost of a year without U.S.A.I.D. and they’re higher than I thought: - 1.65 million deaths from AIDS - 500,000 from lack of vaccines - 550,000 from lack of food aid - 290,000 from malaria - 310,000 from TB
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
i’d love to see adrienne warren in the last five years while i’m in the city this month, but unfortunately i saw early career johnny bailey play jamie back in the day and i don’t think i could stomach anyone else in the role
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11/03/2025
the authoritarianism is bad, but the loser energy is absolutely intolerable
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
obviously i don’t expect anyone to buy them at those prices, NOR SHOULD THEY, but if i can’t even exchange a rare out of print fairy erotica for a carton of eggs in this economy what was it all for
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
listing my first edition/first printing hardcover ACOTAR books on pango for obscene sums of money because frankly i think i deserve payment for the time and energy i invested in the fairy smut
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
sure we’re rationing the $8 eggs but don’t worry planes fall out of the sky now too and we’re cracking down on on those woke dei transgender mice!!!
a picked-over supermarket shelf with $7.99 eggs and a sign reading DUE TO HIGH DEMAND AND SUPPLIER SHORTAGES, WE ARE LIMITING EGGS TO TWO CARTONS PER HOUSEHOLD
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
Aimonetti Justin	Aimonetti, Justin W.	Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob	Altik, Jacob R.	Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong	Anthony	Armstrong, Anthony J.	Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia	Jennifer	Balajadia, Jennifer	Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon	Alexandra	Beynon, Alexandra T.	Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini	Riccardo	Biasini, Riccardo N.	Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba	Akash	Bobba, Akash N.	Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle	Ashley	Boizelle, Ashley S.	Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant	Emily	Bryant, Emily L.	Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham	James	Burnham, James	James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine	Edward	Coristine, Edward H.	Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis	Steven	Davis, Steven M.	Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
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Farritor	Luke	Farritor, Luke E.	Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox	Joshua	Fox, Joshua	Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley	Joshua	Hanley, Joshua A.	Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes	Stephanie	Holmes, Stephanie M.	Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian	Gautier	Killian, Gautier C.	Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec	Keenan	Kmiec, Keenan D.	Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera	Nicholas	Lahera, Nicholas	Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
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Peters	Noah	Peters, Noah	Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
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Ramada	Adam	Ramada, Adam	Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
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Schutt	Kyle	Schutt, Kyle L.	Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran	Ethan	Shaotran, Ethan	Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith	Brad	Smith, Brad M.	Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
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Wick	Jordan	Wick, Jordan K.	Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles	Susan	Wiles, Susan S.	Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
demi moore was terrific in the substance, another movie i really like but will admit is deeply stupid fun and wild to have been up for so many academy awards! she also spends most of that movie unconscious. i will defend my girl mikey madison’s work in anora to the grave tysm
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
why is my entire feed anora hate rn. do i give off the energy of someone who hates anora, a movie that i think is delightfully fun and frankly pretty unhateable.
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Claudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
this is justice for the florida project 💖
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
well i WAS enjoying the oscars until hulu decided it was over mid-show ?????
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
i cannot believe timothée chalamet is completely seriously a professional adult man called timmy
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
anyway. next week i have to rewrite several research proposals but one of these things is done. (it’s getting MVP as the thing, obviously)
two glasses of champagne in front of a feast of takeout containers
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
shoutout to my agent for giving me some of the most exciting ✨vague publishing news✨ i could imagine while i am literally on a plane watching the dungeons & dragons movie. she’s the adult in this partnership and i don’t deserve her
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
i’m doing great with the state of the world + unemployment + uncertainty thanks for asking!!!!!!!!!!!
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
unfortunately marvel rivals has shown me my truest self, and she is an internet troll. catch me (badly) playing squirrel girl & bullying teenage boys for sport all day i guess
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
still fun and cool. still don’t recommend this. have unfortunately gotten really into marvel rivals see you in 12 years after i’ve mastered every single member of the fantastic four
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
speak for yourself it’s a goddamn miracle it’s even half as good as it is
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
every time i try to explain the intentionally weird structure of my WIP i cannot come up with anything better than “it’s like hadestown it’s a sad song and we sing it again” and i stand by it
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i am just a theatre review account now i guess. this is an expensive hobby gotta keep it worth something!!!!
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
the original broadway cast london reunion of hadestown was maybe the most special theater experience i’ve had?? the energy felt like the eras tour. a guy yelled I’M EXCITED when andre de shields appeared & the entire house laughed in agreement. on record: i get it now & feel so lucky to have seen it
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
fine the tom hiddleston/hayley atwell much ado is delightful, actually. lots of baffling textual cuts and some really annoying design choices, but the cast is super game and very fun and seeing both halves of my teenage bisexual awakening make out on a west end stage does a lot for me
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
gritty has seized control of the federal government
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
god i knew i distrusted entangled for a reason
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
JAMIE LLOYD PLEASE TEACH YOUR ACTORS HOW TO PRONOUNCE DOTH
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
incredibly fun and cool being on sub and waiting for phd application decisions at the same time. sure my entire future is in your hands guess i’ll get really into marvel rivals or something
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
what if i bailed on all my plans and saw the lightning thief musical again. what if.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
i think we need to reexamine the economic system that allowed one person to accumulate enough wealth to literally purchase the us government
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
guy on the tube heard my american accent and immediately went DID YOU VOTE FOR A DICTATOR? ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR DONALD J TRUMP? i’m so sorry for my countrymen sir i left for a reason
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
world is bad & stressful but i did a big scary exciting professional thing today that i can’t wait to hopefully talk about AND ALSO i am back in london to hang out with my biological daughter (phoebe the miniature poodle) so maybe there is yet hope
a black miniature poodle stands on her hind legs and bites a green dog toy shaped like a bunny slipper  a black miniature poodle stands on her hind legs and bites a green dog toy shaped like a bunny slipper
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Mandy Medley @videstellae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Chicago, baby.
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claire schultz @claireschultz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
regrettably, the main UK trade edition of the once and future king in print right now features blurbs from both gaiman & rowling, which has aged exceptionally well (no lesson or takeaway here, just a really excellent historical artifact)
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