Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's honestly like your worst and drunkest uncle making the longest, most meandering wedding toast you've ever seen and for some reason everyone is too cowed to just go up and take the mic away from him. 010
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I suppose it's not really the point, but I feel like, if you're going to make regulations about it, you should be able to pronounce "bestiality." 030
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026As someone who didn't come to NY until very shortly after 9/11, what I mainly remember is one solemn and terrified afternoon when everyone across the country raced out to donate blood, followed by an absolute deluge of jingoistic insanity that's never gone away since. 020
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Carrying furniture on the train: hell yeah, you got this girl, that’s how we do it in NY. Carrying furniture items on a rush-hour train: fuck you, this is an assault on decency, I hope that mark on your arm is untreatable scabies. 010
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just don't understand how historians will explain a time so untethered to any sense of order or normality that "hamberders" doesn't even make the top 1000. 020
Reposted by Claire Kennylos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you see me with a hammer in the kitchen I’m just making thortillas 914035
Reposted by Claire KennyAndrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They both look like exhibits in a masterclass on how to prepare the deceased for viewing or visitation. 3355
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wherein a man commemorates the life of Gloria Steinem by assuming she probably mishandled the dedication of her own book. 171
Reposted by Claire KennyLawrence Schimel @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My dad (92 years old!) has lost his lease in #NYC because building was sold. He must be out of the office by end of the year. So if you or anyone you know might be interested in #vintage #beads, #stones, #crystals, #chain, or other #jewelry parts or supplies, check out CJSSales.com Please share! 35439436
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Did the Criterion Channel get rid of its "Leaving at the End of the Month" category??? 100
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I guess this makes sense, because we really do not deserve nice things anymore. 010
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is really just “I’m starting to wonder if the bad person is doing bad things because she has sad psychological problems,” and like—yes? I’m sure she does! They all do! I’m sorry this administration is full of people who were parented very badly! This is not exculpatory on any level! 020
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Determined to sit on hold with NYU Langone billing as long as it takes, if only just to see how long it takes... 000
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I would like to preemptively remind anyone inclined to call this the Jon Ossoff Effect that what we are seeing here is actually called the Hannibal Buress Effect. 000
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Fellow customer at kitchen store didn't want to buy display knife, even after being assured it hadn't been used, seemingly because it had simply been **looked at** by too many people, which may be the first time I've ever seen someone slut-shame a knife. 050
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So…Nancy Mace thinks that Mrs. Dalloway is buying the flowers herself in the Miley Cyrus sense, doesn’t she? 040
Reposted by Claire Kennymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers) 363780683
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Can we all chip in and by Fauci a nice house in some lovely country that will grant him refugee status? 100
Reposted by Claire KennyDucking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There are two cats in this picture 1123518
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Imagine being such a high-achiever that you could make both EASY A *and* FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS and still believe you need to do something more to establish your Being Weird About Sex bonafides. 020
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh please don't mind me, I'm just going to pulse until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. 000
Reposted by Claire KennyNorm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It is very hard not to have contempt for John Cornyn and Thom Tillis, who have sold their souls to find some fig leaf to support the worst nominee for Attorney General ever. The signed agreement is worthless without the signatures of the parties, namely Trump. The IRS break stands. Moral cowards.  33448140
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 31/07/2026There's a quality about Haley Stevens that's almost as if the Gilmore Girls had a terrible distant cousin that they're forced to take in after a house fire and after 3 days Emily can't take it anymore and makes Richard write her a check to go away. 091
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Might f around and start a podcast all about how Garth Brooks' reference to an "ivory tower" at the end of "Friends In Low Places" is meant to imply that the song's protagonist is crashing a faculty party. Pls contact for sponsorship interest. 021
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sure, it doesn’t make sense NOW, but just hang on a minute while they retool this into a beautiful dome made of filter. 020
Reposted by Claire KennyGlenn Kenny @glennkenny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Todd Blanche and What He’d Rather be Doing 0112
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So: I don’t have kids and therefore don’t really understand these things, but these little mush envelopes always did seem more or less like microplastic delivery systems? 010
Reposted by Claire KennyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth 15670552205
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Clayton honestly should have some kind of comms person forcing him to review game tape, bc he seems absolutely unaware of how often he lapses into contemptuous dickface. 040
Reposted by Claire KennyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me and my friends would've killed this thing with hammers I can tell you that much. 2424662508
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 15/07/2026A general reminder to everyone but especially my fellow transit riders this July morning: Portrait of a Lady is not a warm-weather fragrance. My God, must we surrender ALL sense of social order??!? 120
Reposted by Claire KennySean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 846222253630
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This is all just exactly like 1985, when that Maine Congressman died suddenly and the governor appointed ME’s most illustrious citizen, Jessica Fletcher, to complete his term. 140
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Agitating my blueberries in a vinegar bath, as one does in functional post-industrial nations with acceptable and well-maintained public health infrastructure. 000
Reposted by Claire KennyFrancis Wilkinson @franciswilkinson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We will like never know all the murders committed by maga. But we should be very loud about the murders we know. 07726
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Batch cooking is a really good weight-loss method because once you hit Day 4 of eating the same aging lunch, not eating at all starts to seem preferable. 030
Reposted by Claire Kenny💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026The way I screamed. 16517
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 05/07/2026So, was that arch built to withstand thunderstorms or. 130
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Reposting this because I love unions more than I hate mushrooms. 0101
Reposted by Claire KennySarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Farmer & farm worker tips on working outside in hot humid weather: First, the normal stuff. Stay hydrated. Take breaks in the shade. These are the basics! They'll get you pretty far & you won't make it without them! They are also not enough to get through a day on the farm IME! 5594182
Reposted by Claire KennyRobin Marty @robinmarty.com · 02/07/2026Help! We have an unhoused patient who just gave birth. It was early and we thought we had more time to get prepared. We are working on her immediate needs that will allow her to leave the hospital w/ her baby. But I REALLY want to get an extend-stay room for a month for her to figure out next steps 16770
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Boy, there really is a very specific kind of face that just screams “Hates the Vatican II Reforms Even Though They Took Place Well Before He Was Born,” isn’t there? 061
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 27/06/2026One side effect of watching far too many crime procedurals is that I'm constantly considering my personal flaws in terms of what a medical examiner might say about my body if I were murdered. 110
Reposted by Claire Kennypost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026despite Vanilla Ice’s clear desire to collaborate, he listened and stopped 441486248
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Not to be a shameless company shill, BUT: this app is really something else. 000
Reposted by Claire KennyHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243445591
Reposted by Claire KennyCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 23/06/2026you guys, Soderbergh’s book project-turned-app detailing every day of production on Jaws is available on the Apple App Store (and apparently coming to Android this week)!apps.apple.comProduction 02074 App - App StoreDownload Production 02074 by Extension 765 on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more apps like Production 02074. 192
Reposted by Claire Kennybitchuation.bsky.social @bitchuation.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Available June 20th. 0293
Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It's true that he would totally be in the top 5, if the other 41 were required to remain dead during the test. 010