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Claire Kenny

@claireicalerror.bsky.social
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There’s a lot I’ll have missed but I’ll not have been dead when I die.

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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's honestly like your worst and drunkest uncle making the longest, most meandering wedding toast you've ever seen and for some reason everyone is too cowed to just go up and take the mic away from him.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I suppose it's not really the point, but I feel like, if you're going to make regulations about it, you should be able to pronounce "bestiality."
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As someone who didn't come to NY until very shortly after 9/11, what I mainly remember is one solemn and terrified afternoon when everyone across the country raced out to donate blood, followed by an absolute deluge of jingoistic insanity that's never gone away since.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Carrying furniture on the train: hell yeah, you got this girl, that’s how we do it in NY. Carrying furniture items on a rush-hour train: fuck you, this is an assault on decency, I hope that mark on your arm is untreatable scabies.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just don't understand how historians will explain a time so untethered to any sense of order or normality that "hamberders" doesn't even make the top 1000.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you see me with a hammer in the kitchen I’m just making thortillas
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They both look like exhibits in a masterclass on how to prepare the deceased for viewing or visitation.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wherein a man commemorates the life of Gloria Steinem by assuming she probably mishandled the dedication of her own book.
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Lawrence Schimel @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My dad (92 years old!) has lost his lease in #NYC because building was sold. He must be out of the office by end of the year. So if you or anyone you know might be interested in #vintage #beads, #stones, #crystals, #chain, or other #jewelry parts or supplies, check out CJSSales.com Please share!
A selfie with my dad (on his 90th birthday, 2 years ago) at his jewelry warehouse. Boxes and boxes of vintage glass beads, seed beads, chain, Swarovski, Preciosa, copper, metal, findings, etc. Wholesale only. Must have Tax ID.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did the Criterion Channel get rid of its "Leaving at the End of the Month" category???
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I guess this makes sense, because we really do not deserve nice things anymore.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is really just “I’m starting to wonder if the bad person is doing bad things because she has sad psychological problems,” and like—yes? I’m sure she does! They all do! I’m sorry this administration is full of people who were parented very badly! This is not exculpatory on any level!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Determined to sit on hold with NYU Langone billing as long as it takes, if only just to see how long it takes...
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would like to preemptively remind anyone inclined to call this the Jon Ossoff Effect that what we are seeing here is actually called the Hannibal Buress Effect.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fellow customer at kitchen store didn't want to buy display knife, even after being assured it hadn't been used, seemingly because it had simply been **looked at** by too many people, which may be the first time I've ever seen someone slut-shame a knife.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So…Nancy Mace thinks that Mrs. Dalloway is buying the flowers herself in the Miley Cyrus sense, doesn’t she?
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can we all chip in and by Fauci a nice house in some lovely country that will grant him refugee status?
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There are two cats in this picture
A shot down a stairwell. An orange and white tabby is looking up the stairs. There is a folding chair behind him. Hidden in this is a brown long haired tabby
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Imagine being such a high-achiever that you could make both EASY A *and* FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS and still believe you need to do something more to establish your Being Weird About Sex bonafides.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh please don't mind me, I'm just going to pulse until mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
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Norm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It is very hard not to have contempt for John Cornyn and Thom Tillis, who have sold their souls to find some fig leaf to support the worst nominee for Attorney General ever. The signed agreement is worthless without the signatures of the parties, namely Trump. The IRS break stands. Moral cowards. 
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There's a quality about Haley Stevens that's almost as if the Gilmore Girls had a terrible distant cousin that they're forced to take in after a house fire and after 3 days Emily can't take it anymore and makes Richard write her a check to go away.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Might f around and start a podcast all about how Garth Brooks' reference to an "ivory tower" at the end of "Friends In Low Places" is meant to imply that the song's protagonist is crashing a faculty party. Pls contact for sponsorship interest.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sure, it doesn’t make sense NOW, but just hang on a minute while they retool this into a beautiful dome made of filter.
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Glenn Kenny @glennkenny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Todd Blanche and What He’d Rather be Doing
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So: I don’t have kids and therefore don’t really understand these things, but these little mush envelopes always did seem more or less like microplastic delivery systems?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Clayton honestly should have some kind of comms person forcing him to review game tape, bc he seems absolutely unaware of how often he lapses into contemptuous dickface.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me and my friends would've killed this thing with hammers I can tell you that much.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A general reminder to everyone but especially my fellow transit riders this July morning: Portrait of a Lady is not a warm-weather fragrance. My God, must we surrender ALL sense of social order??!?
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is all just exactly like 1985, when that Maine Congressman died suddenly and the governor appointed ME’s most illustrious citizen, Jessica Fletcher, to complete his term.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Agitating my blueberries in a vinegar bath, as one does in functional post-industrial nations with acceptable and well-maintained public health infrastructure.
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Francis Wilkinson @franciswilkinson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We will like never know all the murders committed by maga. But we should be very loud about the murders we know.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Batch cooking is a really good weight-loss method because once you hit Day 4 of eating the same aging lunch, not eating at all starts to seem preferable.
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026
The way I screamed.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So, was that arch built to withstand thunderstorms or.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Reposting this because I love unions more than I hate mushrooms.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Farmer & farm worker tips on working outside in hot humid weather: First, the normal stuff. Stay hydrated. Take breaks in the shade. These are the basics! They'll get you pretty far & you won't make it without them! They are also not enough to get through a day on the farm IME!
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Robin Marty @robinmarty.com · 02/07/2026
Help! We have an unhoused patient who just gave birth. It was early and we thought we had more time to get prepared. We are working on her immediate needs that will allow her to leave the hospital w/ her baby. But I REALLY want to get an extend-stay room for a month for her to figure out next steps
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Boy, there really is a very specific kind of face that just screams “Hates the Vatican II Reforms Even Though They Took Place Well Before He Was Born,” isn’t there?
Father Michael Goldade of SSPX.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
One side effect of watching far too many crime procedurals is that I'm constantly considering my personal flaws in terms of what a medical examiner might say about my body if I were murdered.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
despite Vanilla Ice’s clear desire to collaborate, he listened and stopped
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not to be a shameless company shill, BUT: this app is really something else.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 23/06/2026
you guys, Soderbergh’s book project-turned-app detailing every day of production on Jaws is available on the Apple App Store (and apparently coming to Android this week)!
apps.apple.com
Production 02074 App - App Store
Download Production 02074 by Extension 765 on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more apps like Production 02074.
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bitchuation.bsky.social @bitchuation.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Available June 20th.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's true that he would totally be in the top 5, if the other 41 were required to remain dead during the test.
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