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Claire Kenny

@claireicalerror.bsky.social
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There’s a lot I’ll have missed but I’ll not have been dead when I die.

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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was a whole movie!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For me it's the idea that he has no weight but is also swaying public opinion.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This feels like something where you'd find a rich vein in the sports world, like a Brian Schottenheimer or something, but also whether or not a player or coach is generally known can vary so much regionally.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s the “yes, I acknowledge that it is indeed your turn to speak words” nod.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way she glances off just briefly at that point…
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the love of God
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you really could not come up with any better boyfriend if you were deliberately setting out to torture your parents.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's honestly like your worst and drunkest uncle making the longest, most meandering wedding toast you've ever seen and for some reason everyone is too cowed to just go up and take the mic away from him.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But they're doing nothing in white text on a dark background, so you know it's serious.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s my friend Peter Frampton on the phone!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh yeah, that rice is far too polite. Demure, even.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’d honestly memory holed Macklemore’s entire existence until this week and feel like the catch-up is going to be a bumpy ride
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I suppose it's not really the point, but I feel like, if you're going to make regulations about it, you should be able to pronounce "bestiality."
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If the 10 year-old cranberry sauce contains shellfish, really no one should be eating that.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Once I forgot that I still had a package of sparklers in my handbag left from the wedding i’d just attended, and no one from TSA noticed or stopped me. Just rolling on with my little bundle of fireworks.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As someone who didn't come to NY until very shortly after 9/11, what I mainly remember is one solemn and terrified afternoon when everyone across the country raced out to donate blood, followed by an absolute deluge of jingoistic insanity that's never gone away since.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Particularly pathetic bc $5k then is >$100k now, so our integrity is even cheaper than Lewis imagined it could be.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Flushing toilets is a classic Mom Move.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Eliminating regulations isn't an inherently Republican stance, though--it really depends on what the regulations are. Is he cutting worker protections, or is he cutting redundancies that weren't identified before because the municipal government hasn't prioritized doing a self-audit in decades?
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Carrying furniture on the train: hell yeah, you got this girl, that’s how we do it in NY. Carrying furniture items on a rush-hour train: fuck you, this is an assault on decency, I hope that mark on your arm is untreatable scabies.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Obviously.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everything with Nathan Fielder feels like I just ate a giant oily meal and I’m now riding in the backseat of a hot car in stop-and-start traffic and someone in the front seat is trying to force me to do Mad Libs.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just don't understand how historians will explain a time so untethered to any sense of order or normality that "hamberders" doesn't even make the top 1000.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you see me with a hammer in the kitchen I’m just making thortillas
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He doesn’t want us to confuse the issue with the unrelated problem of Canada’s (Creflo) Dollar imbalance.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anybody AND All Public, tho!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Detective Bobby!!
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They both look like exhibits in a masterclass on how to prepare the deceased for viewing or visitation.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wherein a man commemorates the life of Gloria Steinem by assuming she probably mishandled the dedication of her own book.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is “maybe in the past I’ve been a little bit blasé” supposed to be some kind of deep, searching look inward??
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Honestly, as someone who has only driven rental cars for the past 25 years, I can say that almost every sedan I’ve had is some variety of “totally fine, I’ll take it” and the only cars I’ve truly hated driving are the giant ones (looking at you, Escalades).
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Lawrence Schimel @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My dad (92 years old!) has lost his lease in #NYC because building was sold. He must be out of the office by end of the year. So if you or anyone you know might be interested in #vintage #beads, #stones, #crystals, #chain, or other #jewelry parts or supplies, check out CJSSales.com Please share!
A selfie with my dad (on his 90th birthday, 2 years ago) at his jewelry warehouse. Boxes and boxes of vintage glass beads, seed beads, chain, Swarovski, Preciosa, copper, metal, findings, etc. Wholesale only. Must have Tax ID.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
whoops! NVM, it's back. PHEW!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did the Criterion Channel get rid of its "Leaving at the End of the Month" category???
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need to lie down.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s been a big big surprise.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Really not!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🙏
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thank you!!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bahahaha, does he not know how his party talks about Woodrow Wilson??
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wait, he put the umlaut back?!?
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Or, and hear me out: Focus on Shaking.
Subtitle reads:
“Everyone has a seat at the table.
Focus on shaking.”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I guess this makes sense, because we really do not deserve nice things anymore.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"I guess SOME PEOPLE just don't CARE ENOUGH to be union electricians."
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is really just “I’m starting to wonder if the bad person is doing bad things because she has sad psychological problems,” and like—yes? I’m sure she does! They all do! I’m sorry this administration is full of people who were parented very badly! This is not exculpatory on any level!
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh no, absolutely not. But SHE seems to think so, and I’m sure he loves hearing it.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It might have to do with her past cancer treatments, and her whole thing about how Trump saved her life.
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Determined to sit on hold with NYU Langone billing as long as it takes, if only just to see how long it takes...
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Claire Kenny @claireicalerror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would like to preemptively remind anyone inclined to call this the Jon Ossoff Effect that what we are seeing here is actually called the Hannibal Buress Effect.
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