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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Checking out the lineups for ALDS after following a National League team all year

SLEVE MCDICHAEL
WILLIE DUSTICE
ONSON SWEEMEY
JEROMY GRIDE
DARRYL ARCHIDELD
SCOTT DOUROUE
ANATOLI SMORIN
SHOWN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF
DEAN WESREY
GLENALLEN MIXON
MIKE TRUK
MARIO MCRLWAIN
DWIGT RORTIGAL
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN
TIM SANDAELE
KEVIN NOGILNY
KARL DANDLETON
TONY SMEHRIK
MIKE SERNANDEZ
BOBSON DUGNUTT
TODD BONZALEZ

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That could be anyone in the ring camera!!

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

3 days of Ludacris chicken ✅

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve never said anything bad about Andrew Painter or Alec Bohm. If you see texts allegedly from me referring to the rookie pitcher as “Andrew Crayoner”, no you didn’t

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People think they almost collapsed but the Phillies wanted to make sure they played in Atlanta for the WCS because Kyle Schwarber really likes Ludacris’s restaurant at the airport. It’s all coming together

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Only true caro heads understand this one

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Phillies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't?

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Taking a mental health break from the Phillies, thank you for your understanding during this time

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

First big one done I think maybe.

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Seal the Phillies city connect uniforms within a cursed amulet and cast it into the sea

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Last month I fired my therapist after he recommended Jordan Peterson to me

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ricky Bo always appears to be on camera against his will, potentially at gunpoint

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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The Phillies have won a game.

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

What’s the “gathering lavender in Skyrim” of podcasting?

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Cristopher Sánchez drank the reflecting pool water 😔

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Philadelphia legend Cristopher Sánchez

Cristopher Sánchez on the mound at Citizens Bank Park

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If nobody else got me I know Edmundo Sosa (off the bench) got me

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Nobody: Tyler Phillips holding the Phillies to a 7-0 lead:

Smiley face screaming “Let’s fucking go”

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Is this why I saw a guy dressed like Shrek at the gym today?

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Phillies get runners on before two outs challenge (difficulty: NIGHTMARE)

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I do not like when Kruk is not in the booth

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If you need me I’ll be here

Vacant storefront with a sign that just says “BASEBALL”

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

*extremely falling into a giant pothole voice* thank you sir, very important work,

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The spirits did it all in four months, of course they could!

Scrooge (Michael Caine) calls out from a window to a muppet below, "You there, boy! What day is it?"

The muppet replies "Why, it's opening day 2026 sir!"

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

very funny to see an athlete say jesus christ is the reason they were able to beat america

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Turns out the hockey jerseys were tainted by Kash Patel loser energy. Go figure

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

At least Cal Raleigh got to poison Seattle clubhouse vibes for no reason!

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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Happy for this guy

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Wow I can’t believe applying Warrior Mentality to the world’s goofiest professional sport didn’t work

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

the blooper reel interstitials on mlb tv are so much better than the quasi ASMR “Baseball Zen” loading screens please keep them around

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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Phillies baseball is back baby

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The only “Marty” I consider “supreme”

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

My Duolingo streak utterly failed me during the halftime show

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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Field Goal No. 5

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Field Goal fans rapturous this evening

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chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I love having an Extreme Cold Warning near My Location

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/01/2026

Guys calling themselves “patriots” that everyone else hates ascendant

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