chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve never said anything bad about Andrew Painter or Alec Bohm. If you see texts allegedly from me referring to the rookie pitcher as “Andrew Crayoner”, no you didn’t 100
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People think they almost collapsed but the Phillies wanted to make sure they played in Atlanta for the WCS because Kyle Schwarber really likes Ludacris’s restaurant at the airport. It’s all coming together 011
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Phillies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time 110
Reposted by chris bThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't? 0125
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Taking a mental health break from the Phillies, thank you for your understanding during this time 031
Reposted by chris bBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026First big one done I think maybe. 320022
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Seal the Phillies city connect uniforms within a cursed amulet and cast it into the sea 040
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Last month I fired my therapist after he recommended Jordan Peterson to me 000
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If nobody else got me I know Edmundo Sosa (off the bench) got me 051
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Nobody: Tyler Phillips holding the Phillies to a 7-0 lead: 010
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Is this why I saw a guy dressed like Shrek at the gym today? 000
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Phillies get runners on before two outs challenge (difficulty: NIGHTMARE) 010
Reposted by chris bPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I do not like when Kruk is not in the booth 135843
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026*extremely falling into a giant pothole voice* thank you sir, very important work, 010
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The spirits did it all in four months, of course they could! 010
Reposted by chris bDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
Reposted by chris bcharles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 18/03/2026very funny to see an athlete say jesus christ is the reason they were able to beat america 695379641
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Turns out the hockey jerseys were tainted by Kash Patel loser energy. Go figure 000
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Wow I can’t believe applying Warrior Mentality to the world’s goofiest professional sport didn’t work 110
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026the blooper reel interstitials on mlb tv are so much better than the quasi ASMR “Baseball Zen” loading screens please keep them around 010
Reposted by chris bJohn Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Phillies baseball is back baby 88719
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026My Duolingo streak utterly failed me during the halftime show 020
Reposted by chris bWill Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Ladies and gentlemen, this is Field Goal No. 5 25014
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I love having an Extreme Cold Warning near My Location 000
Reposted by chris bPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/01/2026Guys calling themselves “patriots” that everyone else hates ascendant 014410
Reposted by chris bcarolyn @lyncredible.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The only thing I wanted to reflect on from this year 041
Reposted by chris bAaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Cloud Atlas is a Xmas movie to me and here’s why. I don’t got family for holidays so I spend Xmas in NYC at a movie and then usually Korean BBQ. One year went to see 2001: A Space Odyssey in 70mm, & saw Cloud Atlas was playing close enough of a walk at Times Sq AMC. So on spur of moment I went, and… 212923
chris b @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social · 02/12/2025hearing an old Marilyn Manson song and thinking, "wow, he sounded like that on purpose" 000
