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Chickeninthebathtub

@citbt.bsky.social
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Pioneer of the hawks rut genre (I am a quarter of a century old)

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Chickeninthebathtub @citbt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I posed the question to like a dozen people over the last couple of days. “What would you do if you suddenly stumbled into a couple million dollars?” without fail all of them said something about dentist work. No cars, jewellery, houses, tech, fancy trips or goods. They want their teeth fixed.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Manifesting
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Manifesting good things to happen"
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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi
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FloralFire @floralfire.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
EEEEAAHAHHHHHH//@/@/@/////// @ellitxxx ON TWITTER MADE THIS FUCKING AMAZING ANIMATION OF ME AND MY HUSBANDS//@/@/@// GEEAAAAHHAAAA////@@@@@ Actually blushing like a god damn maniac dear lord ❤️❤️❤️ #nsfw #hentai #animation #ocxcanon #yumeship #aizawa #hawks #mha #bnha #anime #keigotakami
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Spooky eBoy 🎃 @mandoqueer.itch.io · 28/08/2025
you shouldn't just purge transphobes from power because it's the right thing to do you should purge transphobes from power because transphobia is the single greatest indicator of incompetence and mediocrity in modern society.
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
dom who’s a softie in their approach but is actually so manipulative>>> “it’s okay baby, i know it hurts... i’m so sorry sweetheart, but i’m not gonna stop okay? this is for your own good~”
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
dni if you’re not a pervert willing to outfreak everyone for the cause
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
obsessed tops gripping hips tight and keeping them bent like they’re trying to reach their womb pathetically whimpering gonna get you pregnant let me get you pregnant please baby gonna fuck you full of my kids wanna breed you in an almost sobbed chant are very important to me
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
age gap when the older finally gives in after the younger has relentlessly teased and pushed and is now getting fucked into the mattress and it’s so much more than what they can actually take but the older one has clearly no intention to slow down or stop and even mocks them yeah
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
love when they’re arrogant smug brats and end up with “you said you could take it”, “this is what you wanted, isn’t it?” while they sob into the sheets and try to weakly crawl away because it’s too much just to be pulled back by their trembling hips and fucked harder
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
breeding and pregnancy kinks are so fucking hot actually when they have them in a mating press slamming it in to the hilt with each trust and chanting gonna breed you gonna fuck you full gonna fuck you pregnant gonna put a baby in you in a crazed haste yeah big fan
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
breeding kinks are especially hot when they cannot get them pregnant but are fucking them like they can
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
big fan of incestuous pairings when they keep gasping “we can’t” in each other’s open mouth as they uselessly try to keep their hands off and pull away but keep being pulled in by desire and love and a need so deep they just can’t shake it
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peenbelt 🔞 @noblepiat.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
feelin' cute #femzuku
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
guilty perverts who are like “I’m old enough to be your dad” and 20 minutes later end up grunting “who’s your daddy?” as they slam it in are very important to me
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Very lost Ren @mindburn69.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
so i was reading this fic and ended up doodling something >< archiveofourown.org/works/49505641 #shinzawa 🖤💜
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Very lost Ren @mindburn69.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hii!! I was commissioned by anon to draw ABO shinzawa!💜🖤 Poor shinso is getting punished, ooh no🥺 :3c Thank you soo much for comm me!! I had so much fun drawing them🫶💕
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
“it’ll feel good soon” when it won’t… “just a bit more” when they know they have no intention to stop until they’re on the verge of passing out… promising not inside just to cum loads and fill them up… “you were made for me” when they can barely fit… yeah
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AbbieGrimoire 🔞 Commissions OPEN @abbiegrimoire.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My piece in collaboration with @ojaywayo.bsky.social for @bnhadaddy.bsky.social reverse bang #eraserdust Thanks so much for the awesome collab! 🖤 Link in comments! 🔗⬇️
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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
what pirates do in the crow's nest
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 23/04/2025
Reposting possibly my most famous tweet over here
Screenshot of a tweet that reads the following: "That ship will never be canon!" Bruh I do not care, I am 29 years old, work 40+ hours a week, and trying to buy a house - if I want to spend the 2 hours of free time I have making two characters smooch then THEY WILL SMOOCH
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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satanaeflos | nova @satanaeflos.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
my most recent #shindeku soon to be #aideku 👀 I had a brain worm and couldn’t find it so I wrote it :3 you cannot tell me asshole older brother aizawa wouldn’t steal his little brothers best friend I’m just saying
best friend’s brother by satanaeflos on AO3 with tagsbest friend’s brother by satanaeflos on AO3 summary
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ɘnnis @ennokos.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy 4/20 to my fav comic of all time
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 24/03/2025
I am still wrapping my head around the fact that the Navajo Code Talkers, who, y'know, SUCCESSFULLY KEPT WAR SECRETS Secret apparently needed to be memory-holed to make room for the true glory of sharing war plans with a journalist you *invited* into the group chat
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saag🔞 @saagelius.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Ngl I'll rather quit my entire gig than start drawing "enthusiastic consent" or girls making happy little faces as they get plowed. Not my shtick, no compromises
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Chickeninthebathtub @citbt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Heads up, guys, I just got a call from the fuckass SECRET SERVICE over THIS POST THEY ARE ACCUSING ME OF HAVING INTENT TO HURT THE PRESIDENT. Again, america has no kings, I would never hurt ANYONE, I am a stay at home mom who has never even owned a firearm! I have a fear of driving!
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貫くっ娘 · Tsuranukko @tsuranukko.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Uraraka's harem
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Isaac Rowlett @isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
looking forward to this
One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this
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Jeff Burtka🇲🇽🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @jeffburtka.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Kurt Vonnegut writing about the hypocrisy of so-called Christians. #Vonnegut #Writing
Image of text in a book that reads:

For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere.

"Blessed are the merciful" in a courtroom? "Blessed are the peacemakers" in the Pentagon? Give me a break.
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“this is fetishization” well yes I’m beating my meat to it
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Looking for something sweet and normal to post to settle your tummies and I found the El Dorado throuple, a classic good meal 🍲
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i think we should replace “how are you?” with “hey things are generally bad, how are you personally?” just to make things easier on everyone trying to answer in a way that doesn’t initially seem like you’re either delusional or complicit
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
There was a girl on a romance novel reader forum who was like "I read 300 books this year but I only read the dialogue" And at first I was a bit appalled but then I was like "wait. Why don't we suggest comics to these people!?!??!"
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/02/2025
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 24/02/2025
Federal employees are not his staff. Hope this helps.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
First they raised the prices of eggs, and I did not speak out. Then the Ghirardelli semisweet chocolate chips went from $3.69 to $5.19 overnight, and now I am going to burn this place down.
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D is tired, but there is coffee @grrlintersect.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My therapist is retiring in part as a way to have a credible reason for not maintaining patient records if she’s ever asked about those if you want to know how America is going.
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🐸 frobster @frobster.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It's been at least 5 years since I was kicked from that one shinzawa fandom event, maybe I can finally revisit that fic and write it
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sheila @sheila-thetank.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
cw us politics republicans are saying that things are getting easier because they're getting fewer calls/letters. please do not stop reaching out to them!! if you call after 5, you'll get voicemail. I like www.5calls.org
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Mattibad @itsmattibad.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
oh i have just the thing then
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
“it’s going to feel good soon” (it won’t) “just a little more” (it’s not just a little)... big fan
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
primal urge to jerk off every time a sweet enticing scent reaches their nose… it’s so humiliating for someone who’s new to the game… so uncomfortable… they’re blushing and whimpering and purring and it’s uncontrollable…
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
alphas who recently presented… nothing but bad puppy tops… fat cocks and knots they don’t know how to use properly… uncoordinated humping because they’re too eager… high whines, voice cracking, drooling, carelessly biting, popping knots too fast… victim to their instincts
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hey, #portlandmaine folks, I just want you all to know there’s still a place in town that hasn’t jacked their prices up as far as possible. You can still get a huge shawarma for $13, a big plate of falafel for $5 at Olive Cafe on Commercial St! Give them business!
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Chickeninthebathtub @citbt.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
“Now how would a bee say that” in response to anything said ever, serious or not, is always due to make me lose my entire shit. Also; “bad dog, not for chew.”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
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