William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In HELLRAISER II the antagonist gets put into the Device and filled up with an IV of Evil Juice and comes out saying “…and to think — I hesitated,” so chalk up another win for transitioners not having regrets. 020
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026HELLRAISER: Straight interloper in queer spaces gets way, way more than he bargained for. 010
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"cor, oi've died then, innit?" 721415
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergHandy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hemingway eat your heart out 253139762
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergKathleen Rhoades @kathleenrhoades.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I got into Tyler Childers partially because he was speaking out about Black Lives Matter and trans rights years ago and then I went to one of his shows in like 2022 and the crowd had NOT gotten those memos, apparently 2581
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah, here we gocollectorsweekly.comHow Collecting Opium Antiques Turned Me Into an Opium AddictThere, he also discovered the beauty of antique opium pipes, bowls, and lamps, as well as opium trays and the hundreds of little implements that went with... 6362
Reposted by William 🧿 Kuechenberg🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather 462585
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jake Lang and his white nationalist “crusaders” are trying to terrorize families at Palestine Fest in Bridgeview. Join us to drown them out. 291890355
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That can’t be right because she was in my Bible study group at that exact moment in time and I will attest to that in court 020
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know, 471631334
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think it's different if I'm playing a game as piece of art where I'm trying to interact with it on an emotionally enriching level, but that's not the way I was playing video games. I was playing them rotely and joylessly, attempting to jog out a sense of accomplishment by watching number go up. 3288618
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In 2 sometimes they’d go “IT’S DA ‘LECTRIC MAN! GETTEM!” and then you got to explode them with your mind-lightning. It ruled. I’d go apeshit for that in HD. 010
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fucking crazy that Sony isn’t remastering the INFAMOUS series since they’re clearly Marvel-inspired but 2 is about getting white supremacist Proud Boy militia types out of New Orleans and 3 has you ousting an entrenched ICE-like agency. 141
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“I heard that punk’s not dead.” “Maybe it should be!” “DOOOOO HOHOHOHO” 040
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think you know this was supposed to say “necromantic” 020
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026McConnell returning to the Senate floor now that he has mastered the forbidden necrotic arts and ascended to Lichdom 220
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In high school somebody asked my buddy to bum a smoke and he went “yeah sure man,” casually reached into his pocket, and pulled out the🖕. Learning that was like the scene in KUNG FU HUSTLE where he learns the Buddha God Hand Technique lol 000
Reposted by William 🧿 Kuechenbergsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/05/2024SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all. 7597122
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mamdani can and should make some sort of mayoral Praetorian Guard made of only true believer DSA types who definitely got bullied as kids who are now jacked af and really into martial arts. Me and Felix Biederman will obviously lead this unit. 010
Reposted by William 🧿 Kuechenbergrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026when i worked at sbux in high school they kept scheduling me for like 35 hours a week and i kept saying i can't work this schedule i have to go to school. turned out they were hugely overscheduling kids to avoid giving enough hours to the adults that they would've qualified for health insurance 361889588
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“There should be soap operas for men” bruh have you never heard of LIKE A DRAGON?? 020
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026*drinking recalled poison and getting furious when I become immortal 😤* 120
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026John Gardener’s seminal GRENDEL, summarized: 020
Reposted by William 🧿 Kuechenberginthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 05/09/2026i'm gonna cry. five more years of bruce campbell is not enough 1362
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mr. President, a second BofA joke has just worked on Hinge 010
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Well I DID just have a “bofa deez nutz” work as an opener lol, so I went ahead and sent it. Will report back o7 100
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So in July I bought myself an e-bike from Lectric E-Bikes and they sent me a lemon. Yesterday I finally got my replacement in and guess what? Also a lemon, broken in exactly the same way. Fuck that company, do not recommend. 010
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Insanely attractive lady on Hinge looks like thiccc Emma Stone (Emma Boulder?) and I’m tryin to decide if it would be complimentary or offensive to use that as my openerstatic.klipy.comKey & Peele: Jordan Peele Sweating AnxiouslyALT: Key & Peele: Jordan Peele Sweating Anxiously 100
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026People bemoan the end of the Gentleman Pervert archetype in America but it’s no surprise we’re an endangered species. Have you see the caliber of conversation on Pornhub? PLAYBOY published Nabokov & Le Guin, dammit! A generation of teens looking for boobs who found literature accidentally! 010
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I also really like that their media team is emphasizing the actual Renew Crew themselves, giving them a nice slo mo ARMAGEDDON hero shot. 010
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The “radical left” wants you to be able to eat a salad and go to the doctor. Super scary stuff. 412166863689
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40117973395
Reposted by William 🧿 KuechenbergMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her. 489506527324
Reposted by William 🧿 Kuechenberglizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/08/2026if j d vance pretends to give a damn about dolly because he's apocryphally appalachian i hope the very earth opens up beneath his feet 546954
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026TROJANS: …Jesus Christ that’s JASON BOURNE ODYSSEUS: guys I think I may have violated the sanctity of manhood so irrevocably that I damned humanity 010
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Haven’t seen it mentioned at all but I wonder if part of why the chuds hate THE ODYSSEY so much is that the movie very clearly and consciously equates the Trojan trick with like Operatorcore Seal Team 6 shit, then has Odysseus be all “that was so pussymode it made god abandon us” lol 110
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Knew Dolly was on her way out when there blitz of Dolly Parton-themed merchandise suddenly appeared in every grocery store in America a few months back. 000
William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I hate coasters man, yeah here’s a second tiny table because my actual table is so useless it will be permanently damaged if you use it to rest your drink on. Sounds like you shoulda made your table outta somethin else, idk 010