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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 8m

HELLRAISER: Straight interloper in queer spaces gets way, way more than he bargained for.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"cor, oi've died then, innit?"

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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hemingway eat your heart out

r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded

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Kathleen Rhoades @kathleenrhoades.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I got into Tyler Childers partially because he was speaking out about Black Lives Matter and trans rights years ago and then I went to one of his shows in like 2022 and the crowd had NOT gotten those memos, apparently

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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jake Lang and his white nationalist “crusaders” are trying to terrorize families at Palestine Fest in Bridgeview. Join us to drown them out.

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That can’t be right because she was in my Bible study group at that exact moment in time and I will attest to that in court

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think it's different if I'm playing a game as piece of art where I'm trying to interact with it on an emotionally enriching level, but that's not the way I was playing video games. I was playing them rotely and joylessly, attempting to jog out a sense of accomplishment by watching number go up.

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fucking crazy that Sony isn’t remastering the INFAMOUS series since they’re clearly Marvel-inspired but 2 is about getting white supremacist Proud Boy militia types out of New Orleans and 3 has you ousting an entrenched ICE-like agency.

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“I heard that punk’s not dead.” “Maybe it should be!” “DOOOOO HOHOHOHO”

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

McConnell returning to the Senate floor now that he has mastered the forbidden necrotic arts and ascended to Lichdom

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/05/2024

SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all.

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mamdani can and should make some sort of mayoral Praetorian Guard made of only true believer DSA types who definitely got bullied as kids who are now jacked af and really into martial arts. Me and Felix Biederman will obviously lead this unit.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

when i worked at sbux in high school they kept scheduling me for like 35 hours a week and i kept saying i can't work this schedule i have to go to school. turned out they were hugely overscheduling kids to avoid giving enough hours to the adults that they would've qualified for health insurance

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“There should be soap operas for men” bruh have you never heard of LIKE A DRAGON??

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

John Gardener’s seminal GRENDEL, summarized:

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 05/09/2026

i'm gonna cry. five more years of bruce campbell is not enough

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Mr. President, a second BofA joke has just worked on Hinge

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So in July I bought myself an e-bike from Lectric E-Bikes and they sent me a lemon. Yesterday I finally got my replacement in and guess what? Also a lemon, broken in exactly the same way. Fuck that company, do not recommend.

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Insanely attractive lady on Hinge looks like thiccc Emma Stone (Emma Boulder?) and I’m tryin to decide if it would be complimentary or offensive to use that as my opener

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Key & Peele: Jordan Peele Sweating Anxiously

ALT: Key & Peele: Jordan Peele Sweating Anxiously

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

People bemoan the end of the Gentleman Pervert archetype in America but it’s no surprise we’re an endangered species. Have you see the caliber of conversation on Pornhub? PLAYBOY published Nabokov & Le Guin, dammit! A generation of teens looking for boobs who found literature accidentally!

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I also really like that their media team is emphasizing the actual Renew Crew themselves, giving them a nice slo mo ARMAGEDDON hero shot.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The “radical left” wants you to be able to eat a salad and go to the doctor. Super scary stuff.

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

if j d vance pretends to give a damn about dolly because he's apocryphally appalachian i hope the very earth opens up beneath his feet

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Haven’t seen it mentioned at all but I wonder if part of why the chuds hate THE ODYSSEY so much is that the movie very clearly and consciously equates the Trojan trick with like Operatorcore Seal Team 6 shit, then has Odysseus be all “that was so pussymode it made god abandon us” lol

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Knew Dolly was on her way out when there blitz of Dolly Parton-themed merchandise suddenly appeared in every grocery store in America a few months back.

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I hate coasters man, yeah here’s a second tiny table because my actual table is so useless it will be permanently damaged if you use it to rest your drink on. Sounds like you shoulda made your table outta somethin else, idk

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Zohran Mamdani’s evil Italian right wing counterpart isn’t Cuomo, it’s 🧑‍🍳 Zohran Mam-DAN-i 👌

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Karen Bass also coming in bold with her proposals to ban French bulldogs, matcha cafes, and hot people.

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Turnin 35 and yeah, I’m a pretty Fun Guy 😎 Though some have said I’m something of an Engima 😎😎 DRUGS 😎😎😎

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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 19/08/2026

I love how cops always have to use big words in their reports to keep up the image of being a Serious Professional Law Enforcement Operator but they're really bad writers so you get phrases like "concealed body-worn audio recorder erroneously fell to the floor of the gymnasium"

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Homeless dude at the bus stop has garbage spread out on all the seats AND all the shade. Asked him to move some of it and he snarled at me like a dog. Happy birthday to me lol

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Lmao my local Mexican place has exact same poster of a sexy revolutionary lady on their wall

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The thing people should know about ZZ Top is that those early records, like Tres Hombres for example, are the gold standard for how rock records should sound. Immaculately recorded records, true auteur stuff, albums that set out to be exactly what they are

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William 🧿 Kuechenberg @cinemasicko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Grimly funny that Elon Musk is a professed fan of the CYBERPUNK universe as a convincing argument could be made he’s the first living example of cyberpsychosis.

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